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Steak Helmet

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posted January 30, 2001 12:46 PM

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I was having sex with a longtime girl(friend). We were into our usual casual sex...when she asked me to F*** her in the butt. Now I am not the type to do that, but it was the heat of the moment and She was wanting me to really bad. So, I did...

We were in the doggy style position and I had a very lubed up condom on. I slowly penitrated and then pulled out due to the intial pain. I then went to put it back in and it happened...


THE LOUDEST MOST RANCID FART I HAD EVER HEARD. I tried to keep my composure, but i was laughing so hard on the inside that I fell ball deep in her ass. She LOVED IT. after she woke up from passing out for 5 seconds. I was scared I killed her, but I remember Muscle MAg talking about girls passing out due to the intial shock...

Funny stuff.

I have not called her since and I do not think I ever will...

Just some morning humor for you all


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JohnnyO

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posted January 30, 2001 12:53 PM

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rookies


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FreakMonster

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posted January 30, 2001 12:54 PM

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I think I would of went limp!


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May1010

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posted January 30, 2001 12:58 PM

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Amateurs!


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Steak Helmet

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posted January 30, 2001 01:01 PM

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HEY MAY,

I do not think of FARTING AND RANCID smells as very sexy. That is a whole different world that I do not want to visit.

You should go to Shiteaters.com if you like that stuff????


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kat

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posted January 30, 2001 01:02 PM

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did she love it before she passed out, or after?

This is not making me want to engage in such activities.


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MeaNFReaK666

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posted January 30, 2001 01:07 PM

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ya get a lil corn on the cob?? hehehe

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Steak Helmet

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posted January 30, 2001 01:11 PM

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Oh she said she loves it...

you need to take it like surgery...do not eat for 12 hours before.

NO BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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May1010

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posted January 30, 2001 01:14 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Steak Helmet:
HEY MAY,

I do not think of FARTING AND RANCID smells as very sexy. That is a whole different world that I do not want to visit.

You should go to Shiteaters.com if you like that stuff????



That's not really my thing either. In the future, have her use an enema prior to sex. It takes all of 7 minutes and you won't have any more nasty smells or spills.

As for shiteaters.com, I don't think so Sparky!

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Steak Helmet

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posted January 30, 2001 01:40 PM

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Alright, now that that incident is all over, and we both know where we stand, thanks for the input.

Later


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Wombat

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posted January 30, 2001 01:45 PM

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Steak Helmet- Are you kidding me most guys dream about that. If you got a girl ready to give her ass up then by all means it is your responsiblity to engage at all times--- Just as long as its clean! JUST ON PRINCIPLE!


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GearedChupaCabra

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posted January 30, 2001 03:41 PM

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I have to agree with wombat...

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Steelheart

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posted January 30, 2001 04:00 PM

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She's your long time g/f and your not going to call her anymore because of that???

DUMBASS!!!

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Steak Helmet

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posted January 30, 2001 04:37 PM

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She is just a friend aand she has other issues. She has been in this town for a few years and has no friends. She is a social moron...but has a rockin' body. INCREDIBLE BODY. But her face is not so hot, but you do not fuck a face(BLOW JOB).

NO more of the ass thing for this guy...too much can go wrong.

FARTING
TEARING
POOPING
PASSING OUT

I just want to nut and get on with life is all.


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sxjunky

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posted January 30, 2001 05:08 PM

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I had a friend that was doing that to some lady and when he pulled out she crapped all over him. He was real shaken up for a couple of weeks


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May1010

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posted January 30, 2001 05:17 PM

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So you just used her? That's a lousy thing to do to someone.


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Checkmatebloated

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posted January 30, 2001 05:36 PM

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May you called him sparky also. I'm hurt.


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Kahn

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posted January 30, 2001 07:18 PM

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No offense, really, and I'm not judging you or trying to start shit, but.... Don't be a pussy. GODDAMN!!! That is a GREAT story. Fucking call her right now. You can't get her preggers in the hiney hole so lose the condom. Wash your dick afterwards and before you fire it back in the front door. Get Astroglide and pound the shit out of that ass, Holmes. If I lived closer to you, I'd take her off your hands and treat her better. Have her take a trip the the bathroom next time you drill her, it'll be understood and you can enjoy it more next time.


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Steak Helmet

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posted January 31, 2001 04:35 AM

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Yeah, just a little beno.

NO I did not use her(MAY1010). We both have an agreement. SEX with no strings...although she is talking about marriage and shit. That is why I am not going to call her. We both agreed no strings and no funny talk. SHe broke the rules.

LAY OFF MAY1010 I am sure you have used a guy for sex?


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Jay Z

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posted January 31, 2001 12:16 PM

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SXjunky...funny


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