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WODIN

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posted January 29, 2001 09:59 AM

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WATER VS. COKE

We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.
75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world pop.)
In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
One glass of water shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

COKE

No wonder coke tastes so good:
In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons Of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl, let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FYI:

The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

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Rotten

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posted January 29, 2001 10:14 AM

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Very informative Woody


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vixenbabe

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posted January 29, 2001 10:23 AM

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Thanks, as I sit here drinking my Caffeine Free Diet Coke this morning...

I do drink 8-9 glasses of H2O per day as well!


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WODIN

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posted January 29, 2001 10:32 AM

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Put down the diet coke!

Slowly, walk away from it.

Now call Hazmat.

You should stop drinking that crap. It's nothing but acid and aspertame. Both will make your boobs sag too soon and your boobs are too cute for that!

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THeMaCHinE

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posted January 29, 2001 10:33 AM

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One quart per 50 lbs. of weight, per day. Minimum.

I sent this post out to a bunch of people on Friday when I saw it over on the anabolic board. Damn good info.

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JohnnyO

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posted January 29, 2001 10:36 AM

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lol.. is dr. pepper any better?


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vixenbabe

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posted January 29, 2001 10:40 AM

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Holy Shit....MY BOOBS WILL SAG? Are you jerking me Woody?

IF THAT IS THE CASE...Thta shit is history!


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Iron Ghost

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posted January 29, 2001 10:44 AM

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My grandpa loves saggy boobs.

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WODIN

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posted January 29, 2001 10:52 AM

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Johnny O Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, What ever.. they are all just as bad as coke. Coke is used only as an example.

Vix I'll pray that your boobs remain perky!

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vixenbabe

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posted January 29, 2001 11:06 AM

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Lmao @ Woody...You know that they are still perky. God only knows what will happen at a later date. Gravity is the enemy for women!

The diet coke is history !Gone, shit canned,bye bye, no more...

Thanks for that bit of depressing information. I had no idea. Damn, you just runied my day! Now off to work...


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted January 29, 2001 11:59 AM

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thanks Wodin.

i just printed that and gave it to my coworker who drinks 5 a day.

i drink it once a month...i love wa wa.


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leaf

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posted January 29, 2001 12:00 PM

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wodin,
I'm curious as to where you got those statistics from...i definately agree that H2O is an extremely important part of daily consumption, but reduce the risk of breast cancer by 79%...? don't you think that's a bit extreme..?

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WODIN

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posted January 29, 2001 12:14 PM

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leaf maybe they infere this statistic by the amount of toxins that are flushed out of the body based on a healthy consumption level of water as appossed to the amount of toxins that are flushed out based on lower consumption levels.


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bignate73

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posted January 29, 2001 07:14 PM

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holy shit, im glad i read this cause i need to clean my toilet!!! and i hate to scrub. hehehe

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Rex

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posted January 29, 2001 07:41 PM

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Imagine what that shit does to your teeth.

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garza

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posted January 29, 2001 07:45 PM

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That is why I stick with Pepsi. Huh....you guys drink coke? Dumbasses!!


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Engine9

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posted January 29, 2001 07:45 PM

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Im gonna have to call bullshit on those Coke facts untill I see some sources. Anyone know where that originally came from?


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The Varnsen

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posted January 29, 2001 08:31 PM

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Oh my god there was a time when i would drink half a gallon of coke per day, sometimes even more... I will stick to beer now...


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WODIN

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posted January 30, 2001 05:57 AM

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Engine9 I have used coke to clean with, it's amazing what that shit will eat up.


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garza

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posted February 03, 2001 07:50 PM

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I need to clean my tub, all we have is diet pepsi. We'll see what happens.


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Code-Code

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posted February 03, 2001 07:58 PM

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The coke crap is an urban legend....


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