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 Didn't anyone on this Board ever take an English class?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I've been silent about this up until now but I can't be silent anymore. Is this Board filled with nothing but a bunch of gym bunnies who have never opened a book? Please learn the differences between the following: "Your" and "You're" are 2 different things. "There" and "Their" are 2 different things. "Its" and "It's" are 2 different things.
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 366 |
glad you got that off your chest? what about those of us... well, like me - who just are lazy typists? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
No, you can not be forgiven. And for Christ's sake, use capitals at the beginning of a sentence!
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
Speaking of English... Learn how to spell, asshole! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 366 |
I don't know if I'm the asshole that is the target of that last post, but I am an asshole, so I'm fine with that. As for May - is this any better? I'm fine with not being forgiven... I'll live. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Warick, what on earth is wrong with you? Did you stay home alone again last nite with your comic books and touch yourself? You seem a little crabby today? I think someone needs a hug.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 897 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 897 |
Warik's gonna kick your ass for spelling his name wrong! He's really anal about that. LOL! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1366 |
Sayler girl gots you MAY1010.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Sailor Girl,
A comma does not belong after my use of the word "but". Why? Because there is no pause in the statement. Also, "Board" should be capitalized because although it is not a proper noun, it denotes "this particular board". Congratulations. You just learned 2 new things today! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
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WARICK might actually get a date sometime if would just loosen up a bit. He's got a real stick up his butt and it's affecting his social skills. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 897 |
I like you too May! I wish you would swing my way though  . But anyways, I still think I'm right. You may read it without a pause, but there should be one there. Also, board would not be capitalized because you said,"this Board" which already implied that you were implying you meant the Elite Fitness board. Therefore, it is not capitalized. By the way, English is my best subject. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 74 |
I 'taint got nuttin ta say bout dis hear thread!hehehe I hate to admit it; I get "you're" and "your" mixed up myself! We all aspire to become perfect like MAY1010...(kidding with you doll) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Sailor Girl, If I get drunk enough, I've been known to play on the other side of the fence. What's up with the picture of you on the toilet? I found one of me sitting on the toilet too. It was taken in Korea about 10 years ago. I'm thinking about scanning it and posting it here. As for Vixenbabe, aspiring to be more like me is all I'm asking for. (ooops! Did I just end that sentence with a preposition?) | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 40 |
Sailor girl, Surely you meant that the comma should go before, and not after, the "but". | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 897 |
Well, I'm gonna have to get you drunk sometime. You like the shitter pic? I would love to see yours! You should come to Rotten's board. We have a whole forum just for shitter pics. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
This breeder wants you there as well! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 897 |
LOL! Thanks Kiwi. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 392 |
May1010 is right on about the grammer. It's amazing that even in todays' world, some English teachers commit errors. I find many when going over my sons' homework. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
quote: LOL! Don't worry. It's not you. May1010 is the asshole because he refuses to spell my name correctly. =) -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
quote: Please don't use the "a" word when you're talking to May about me. Thank you. That is all. =) -Warik | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
quote: Thanks for the laugh. I've been working hard for the past 4 hours and 23 minutes and I really needed this humor.
quote: Me get a date? Lol. And no, there is nothing "up my butt" nor will there ever be. -Warik [This message has been edited by Warik (edited January 27, 2001).] | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1569 |
lol Warik And I don't spellcheck my shit before posting basically because I don't give a shit, besides, the grammer mistakes here are nothing compared to the Anabolic board. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Natymike (edited January 27, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1366 |
This hyar is not about how we write. It's about buildin' mooscle! Now less git pumpin'! Fry mah hide! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3913 |
"fry mah hide"?? well slap mah doo! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
quote: WARICK - did you ever think that maybe it is you who spells your name incorrectly? May1010 is an excellent speller (although he lost the 6th grade spelling bee to that lezzy bitch Lisa Guyer because he couldn't spell "gingham"). How did you come up with this "warik" spelling? Are you a pacifist and think that "war" is "icky"? Please enlighten me. ... and about nothing ever going up your butt, don't be so sure Sparky. If I see you, and I want you, well, you can figure out the rest .... [This message has been edited by May1010 (edited January 27, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1445 |
I have dxlexia thus my spelling sucks and I know it. I am frustrated enough and now May you bring this up and I need to go see another shrink. Its a very frustrating thing to have but I do have it and I am sorrry I can't always spell correctly or if I spell backwards.These boards need spell check but even still I think I have added to my spell check ahve | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Flexed Baby, When you talk to your shrink about the dyslexia thing, see if he can hypnotize you so that you'll use periods at the end of your sentences. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1445 |
Very Funny. Try this link it may help ya. Have a great night, I am going out. www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/ [This message has been edited by flexed1 (edited January 27, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Oh Flexed ... don't be mad! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1445 |
May I never get mad. My link works now. Have a great night. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
You hurt my feelings.  ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 415 |
What the fuck? This board IS for gym rats. Gym bunnies..what a fag comment. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
You obviously didn't understand the post Perfectrep. Re-read it and then go fuck yourself.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 415 |
I'll tell you what. I'm going to be in the San Fran area next month for an anti-fag rally, so maybe I'll e mail you an invite. You can either go to the rally or shove it up your ass, ASSMASTER. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
I AM THE ASSMASTER! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 415 |
Alright, you win. I'm not going back and forth with a fucking faggot. Just don't turn this into the fag board, O.K. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 161 |
im about to fuck myself .yipee!thanx May for bring it up.Its my favorite thing to do for myself | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
PerfectRep, This board is neither straight or gay or bisexual or transgendered. It's a chat board where anything and everything is discussed. If you're threatened or offended by homosexuals, that's not my problem. Get used to it. We're not going anywhere. ... and if you want to call me a fucking faggot, that's you're choice. Lova ya, P.S. So, are you a top or a bottom? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2475 |
May, Do you go on English literature boards and give them bodybuilding advice? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1366 |
I have to admit.... That was a good one matt. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1538 |
LOL! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Steelheart, Don't encourage Matt.
This chat board rarely talks about bb. Those discussions are held on the AS board or one of the others. Thus, we talk about sex, politics, movies, music, etc. So it didn't seem out of place to bring this very important point to the attention of my fellow elite members.
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Novice 
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May, who REALLY gives a shit how something is spelled? Aslong as you get your point across, mission accomplished. There is a time and a place for everything. We'll use the spell check and grammer check when we do something important, otherwise....just relax. It's all in good fun anyways isn't it? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Constant, "As long" is two words. Please make a note of that. Yours in grammar, ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 494 |
I should get my friend to post here. We used to play on a local DooM BBS a long time ago (about 6 years or so). They had little forums on the BBS, and, as one would expect with a user base of mostly 12-16 year olds, the boards were filled with spelling and grammatical mistakes. My friend logged on as "Grammar Cop" and started slamming people left and right. It was truly a sight to see. Matt, Why would anyone go to an English literature board? I can barely force myself to go to the class (and it's only once a week)! May, You're still an asshole. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 425 |
If its about my use of... Ya= You And leaving out the g's of words like fuckin most of the time. My explanation for that is I type like I talk when its on a more personal level such as this board. As for the commas that are usually missing from my posts, well thats because I was never really good in English class. That wasn't too bad..was it? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 492 |
wat du u meen? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 425 |
Bump. Shit that wasn't a complete sentence or was it? Ah forget bout it, I'm too friggin tired. Nite all. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 473 |
and who the fuck is may1020? | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
May.....is fudge packer one or two words? How about ass pirate? See....anyone can be an asshole. Try being nice to people. Nobody here wants to be corrected for simple grammer mistakes. If you have that much time on your hands, find something productive to do. Just relax and enjoy the interaction with the other members. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 473 |
I found some one for you may. His name is gtbig. He has the absoulte worst spelling grammer shit I have ever seen. I have a fucking disablity with it, but this guy takes the prize hand down. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
I am a full time college student and frankly I do not have the time or the patience to give a fuck on how I type. I just get on here to enjoy the member's chat. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 253 |
May, we will make an analyses of every character you type. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
does it really make a difference whether or not you type perfect? I'm a lazy typist too, so i hope i can be fogiven. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 595 |
Yes it does. People quickly form opinions of others based upon how they speak and write. Do it intelligently and people will think highly of you. If you're lazy and/or uneducated and use language to present yourself as such, that is what others will see. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 168 |
wratua banaga twicgtaha what? fucignthn typing mya rsre! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 473 |
I love gtbig's counter post. That is exactly what I would say. First, I would like to just get to know you. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
I appreciate reading posts in which proper grammer and spelling are used. I applaud you May, Bravo! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1382 |
Jesus Christ! I'm taking a lot of heat for this thread! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 253 |
LOL at your sig. pic. ,Barbarian. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 180 |
Man I though when I finished collage that I woudln't have to worrie about anothar person critiking my englich, so get off my bak you knucle head. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
I find it interesting how many people in this tread think they should be excused from bad spelling and bad typing and yet in another thread are totally unforgiving about people with different training habits, don't work legs, etc. A little "judge not, lest yea be judged" could go a long way on all these threads. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
"Me fail english?, thats umpossible!"-Ralph Wiggum | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2475 |
Schweeler, Since you enjoy proper composition, let me be the first to point out the the word is "grammar" and not "grammer". If you were kidding....then it was funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 505 |
I'm just a doctor, not a "big shot" english major. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2870 |
UHG! UHG DAMMIT! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 233 |
SHIT if you cannot spell...write it in word first. Not too difficult. Read the post about the guy going to jail...now that is bad. Maybe he could take some classes while he is being cleaned up by the system? |
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