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Guru 
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I absolutely love when a guy says yes ma' am after every thing he says to me....anyone else share this admiration...yes sir? When I lived in Alabama for 1 year (longest year of my life) all kids at school were required to end every sentence with yes ma' am or yes sir... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1007 |
lots of women especially further north actually get offended when you call them "ma'am." makes them feel old | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1219 |
Does calling you darlin' do anything for you???  | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3364 |
You know Shag...this is funny, and I admire you for thinking this is cool...I had manners beat into my head as a young'un growing up...sir, ma'mam, no thank you, please....were all apart of showing respect... Even today, I still say ma'mam, sir...etc. But, today it seems that most women are offended by simple manners...some I have taken out, down right nasty about it...I still open doors for them, wait until they are seated before I sit down, rise when a lady walks into a room, give up my chair if one is not available for her....my ancestors would rise up out of their grave and get me if I didn't do this....but, it just seems today that most women are not appreciative of simple manners....Hats off to you for seeing it is respect..... Ranger | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2860 |
Wham Bam, thank you Ma'am. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2824 |
If I said yes ma'am to my wife something metal would be heading towards my head at a very fast pace. I wont let the people who report to me call me sir. Its all on a first name basis. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1355 |
It's cool only when spoken like a southern gentleman...northern people make it sound like an insult, hence why some find it offensive in the north. I loooooove when I hear a nice southern boy say "yes ma'am"...espcially when hes thethered to my bed | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1219 |
Kat - "Yes Ma'am"...(you know I'm from Georgia, right) | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2755 |
quote: Thats the problem now days....no manners....I go absolutely randy for them! Rising when a woman walks into the room.!!!!!...I have gotten that only a few times when I come to a table to meet people for dinner or something, and mostly from my father's buisness associates who are close to 60.....that gesture alone can make a date with a woman, even if its not going to well, excellent My hats of to you Ranger....keep up the good work!!!... [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 26, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 125 |
Ranger I have to agree with you ...I'm the same way. I remember one time not to long ago.It had been raining alot the past few days and this woman needed to cross the street but there was a puddle that was too big for her to jump since she had on a very short skirt with spanish boots.(very popular in europe) So I valiantly got to my knees and laid my self over the puddle.She said something in spanish, that is lost in the translation, and walked away quickly. In hindsight maybe I should of laid myself in the puddle with my body facing DOWN. Women go figure. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
I taught martial arts for a few years and all my students HAD to call me sir after anything they said to me. If I asked them a question, it was yes sir, or no sir, or they would have to do pushups. I was one mean motherfucker, hehe. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1355 |
I love calling older guys "sir", because when they piss me off I can drop the correct amount of comtempt into it to make it sound insulting. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2824 |
I do the same thing with Ma'am kat. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1355 |
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posted January 26, 2001 10:30 AM
