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 anyone ever hit themselves in the eye while rubbing one out?
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| Author | Topic: anyone ever hit themselves in the eye while rubbing one out? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Last night I was sitting in a recliner watching a video and when I shot, the fucking thing went off like a cannon! Damn spooge hit me in the eye and nailed the wall behind me! Good thing the cat wasn't sitting on top of the chair above my head like he usually does, cause I might have killed the fucker. Damn, I can't wait to start the clomid, lol. ------------------    | ||
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Moderator 
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my reflexes must be faster than yours, i can close me eyes in time if I see it heading that way.  | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1581 |
point away, amature | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1818 |
no, but I have shot other people in the eye before. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1071 |
That's why u "sock it" like on American Pie. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
i do not have the distance to hit my eye. i am lucky to get enough inches so that it doesn't land in my hedge. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 220 |
I havent hit my eye, but I hit the wall one time, I was impressed with my distance ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1348 |
I know aguy who gave it to his girlfriend in the eye...I got it in the face once..like I said previously...tittie fucking is out!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
look i apologized about that, no need to hold a grudge | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1348 |
I told you I was more than willing to swallow..but NOOOOOOO..that wasnt good enough. so thats the end of that!  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
i still say it was a shitty reason for us to break up but then you started seeing that guy who moonlighted as a clown. what could i do. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1348 |
so I have a thing for clowns...I like pinching their red noses..  I know you'll always remember me though..I'm memorable like that | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1317 |
Damn! Masterbating on a reclyner... must have the life! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 438 |
Try wearing safety goggles.LOL | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 453 |
no..but i put a hole threw my wall once, had to cover it up with a picture | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 402 |
Interesting, my current gf suggested i tittie fuck her.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 748 |
Man, you guys ever heard of Condoms?? ------------------
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posted January 24, 2001 01:10 PM
