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Guru Posts: 2716 |
silver shoes?...for that matter would you ever purchase silver shoes?...what about white leather snazy shoes like Clark Grizwald got from his cuz? ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Freak Posts: 1581 |
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but I dig silver shoes on chicks... is there something wrong w/silver shoes on chicas??? | ||
Guru Posts: 2716 |
I don't know really...I've yet to a woman wearing a pair eho doesn't look...how do you say...Tacky...however, I don't feel it the shoes fault , its the ensamble that the woman choices to accessorize these shoes with. A hideous oufit makes all acessories hideous. However, in very rare occations they can be fashion grand slam. For example, the silver dress that that Ms. Shagwell wears while with Austin and being guarded by one inept guard, those silver boots were very spiffy. | ||
Guru Posts: 2812 |
Gil, you should get a pair of silver shoes to match your little vibrating silver bullet... | ||
Freak Posts: 1581 |
ah-ha, so silver sapatos are ok in the correct get up. cuz ive seen to very kick ass silver boots/shoes on some fine ho-ny'z. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 116 |
Shag, didu recieve the email.im naked but I put a sock over it incase you got offended. It the exact costume I wore fo Last Hallows eve.I went as an elephant.acually i stuffed 2 socks in the sock for better width. hope you liked the pic. i'll see ya sweethart.....good simon ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1345 |
ummmmmm no. Owned a pair of denim blue dyed shoes I was forced to wear as my singular foray into the world of bridesmaids, but that was it. As a result, I have refused all bridesmaid requests, and fortunatley now I am too old to be one | ||
Guru Posts: 2783 |
I've seen silver shoes. I swear! | ||
Freak Posts: 1581 |
good idea TD, Ill cover myself in black latex, wear the silver boots, a silver thong, silver mask, silver gloves and a silver utility belt to harness the little vibrating silver bullet. Now bend over so Iz can get ta work on ya. [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited January 24, 2001).] | ||
Guru Posts: 2716 |
simon...I still didn't get a pic...just e mail... kat...my best friend made me maid of honor...and wear lettuce green dress and shoes ...a friend worth wearing lettuce green for...PRICELESS...but revenge will be sweet, I think I'll go for a sailor theme and make all the girls where little sailor outfits..hehehe..maybe in lettuce green and silver shoes | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1345 |
lettuce green BWAAAAHAAAAA!!! Oh well, being blonde you prolly looked a stunnin... Lettuce green sailor outfits LOL.... | ||
Guru Posts: 2227 |
I have a pair of silver sandal heels they go with the silver sequence dress I own. ANd they do not look tacky. | ||
Guru Posts: 2716 |
I believe you Dlady....uummm right... kat....the way I figure it, your wedding day is your day to look the best...so what better way then make all the other women on stage look hideous ...its not very often you have the power to make your friends wear clothes that they hate...its just pure good fun |
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