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 "Tell Me a SECRET about Yourself"
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Guru 
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Let myself and the Elite Coalition know something personal about yourself. This is the chance to get it off your chest in the land of Cyber. Heres mine: I got kicked out of my first college that I attended for Arson. I lost my scholarship. Another team mate and I thought it would be funny to light a trash can on fire. We thought who would catch us, there was no one around and it was in his dorm hall. We light it, wait outside, alarm goes off, kids come running out, we leave and go to a local club and have an excellent time. We come back, everyone is acting normal until we get to his dorm room where some friends let us know that we need to get the hell out of dodge. We play stupid like "what are you talking about" type shit. So we leave and the RA's stop us and talk to us about a fire here, we play stupid again, the RA's said OK you can leave now, we turn around and theres 4 cops behind us. How did they know? 2 days before we lit the trash can someone had been turning it over and letting the smelly ass trash just sit there, the RA's wanted to find out who it was so they set up a camera on that one trash can then our dumbasses light that mofo. I was locked up for a few days eating crushed mush and other foods I cant describe. I personally believe it was payback from stealing at least $10,000 worth of electronic equipment from the towns local Walmart. This fucked up alot of shit. And You? ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 147 |
i watched a very good friend get done by store security after trying to warn him that a plain clothes guy was right next to him. he was a very academic and got screwed at. sounds lame but at my age i felt like shit for a few days ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1348 |
I wear socks to bed. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 37 |
I use Slicks used babywhipes | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 195 |
1976 - I had a great rental house but crappy furniture. I got a roommate with loads of expensive furniture. I'm talking Italianate sofas with silk fabric and marble top coffe tables, the pissy expensive shit you see decorated with golden cherubs on the wall and plastic fruit on the table. I hated it but it was better than the worn out crap I owned. He didn't manage his money and wound up owing me many months in back rent. Then he moved back to Houston saying he'd be back to get the furniture. Many months passed and I did not hear from him. He still owed me money and I still had his furniture. One day I invite a guy over that I had talked with many times when we saw each other at a bar. He mentions he's a salesman in a dept store furniture department. He also mentions he's going to move to Palm Springs California. He also loves my roommates furniture. He had evidently "appropriated" two sofa's, a chair and coffe tables from the dept store. Something about customers ordered the pieces and didn't accept delivery.... We swapped furniture. He unloaded his furniture at my place, and loaded my roomates furniture into a Uhaul, and he drove off to California. Two months later my "roommate" showed up wanting his furniture. He still couldn't pay what he owed me, but wanted his furniture anyway. Boy was he pissed. Haven't heard of him since. Good riddance. I never told anyone where that furniture came from, and later traded most of it again to other roomates for their stuff. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1597 |
i want to be a vampire | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
I�m a vampire | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
i was abducted by a piece of shit lady when i was 11. she kept me in a room for 3 months, shackled to the floor. fed me well, and cleaned me daily, but did unspeakable things to me. finally, somehow the police searched the home and found me. my parents were going crazy. she did this to a couple of other kids, and one got away and finally decided to tip her off to the police. she is still in prison, and is up for parole in 5 years. if i ever see her, i'll her and her dreams, and begin her life! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1597 |
damn boss hawg... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2793 |
I was a coke head for two years. Talk about your DTs.... ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3806 |
I think I've managed to tell everyone very personal stuff .. but here it goes again. 1987: I get kicked out of my house after it was discovered who I was dateing, and I started to hustle the streets, which led to dancing, which led to porn. After I was about 19 I stopped and started working normal jobs. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
I drool in my sleep... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2815 |
When I lost my virginity at age 14, the girl thought I was retarded because it took me 10 minutes to finally stick it in...that was when I realzed which hole was her vagina... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
i had sex with a really hot chick one time, only to come to find out, she could'nt read or write. my friends still have'nt let me live that one down. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2228 |
JohnnyO, sounds alot like you could be Durk Diggler~ Boogie Nights. lol 
Got caught making / using fraud receipts, had to set up my friend to get off! She may go to jail now, but she deserves it!!!! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3806 |
hehe .. except by talents weren't in my endowments (unfortunately) | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1581 |
women pay me to have sex with them. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
I am 25 and have never been in a fight. I'm not afraid, I just have never been fucked with to the point where it got to fighting. One day I'd like to just so I can say I have and see what the adrenaline from it feels like. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1348 |
Supersize...LOL..so that means Ive beat up more guys than you have LMAO!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 368 |
When I was a kid, I used to blowdart treefrogs and then watch as the red ants discovered their impaled, still alive bodies. Pretty spooky huh? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1581 |
hahaha, thats funny machine, ok, this is bad, we used to blow dart cats... I dont think it killed them but they sure did jump high as fuk and run fast as hell... I know it BAD, IM NOT PROUD OF IT! but its still funny... somewhat. edited for supersize... [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited January 24, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 368 |
I hear ya... We used to make blow darts out of straight pins and either sholace tips or plastic Qtips -- we'd use 'em to blowdart kids going by on their bikes (we were kids too). Also used to spear crawdads and pop birds with the pellet gun. Never was cruel to a cat except for once egging this one annoying cat in the heat of summer. Oh, and I once cut all the whiskers off of one side of my gf's roomates cat -- the fucking thing was in heat all the time... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2815 |
Me and my buddy used to fish on the seawalls behind people's houses and throw our catches in their swimming pools. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1818 |
I got busted with 10,000 Valium tablets two years ago and had to sit in their car for two hours until they decided to let me go. Talk about a close call. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2815 |
10,000 valiums, Damn Jae, having a little trouble relaxing?...lol | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
I lost my first kiss during a game of spin the bottle  ..but at least he was good looking,... but a cocky ass | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1818 |
I have never used Valium, it was all for sale. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1022 |
are you for real boss hawg? you have never told me about that. i'll be up at the gym around 1, so be ready to kill legs! way to steal my slayer line, bitch! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
I almost got tongue from my g/f and we are not married!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1372 |
Ex California "escort" porn Movies All during 1987 to | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
i was El-asso-wipe-o.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1022 |
quote: no fucking way!!! your kidding, right ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1818 |
El Asso Wipe O You Shadow?? Man, it could be true. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
...and I break u over my knee like so... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
Oh yeah - I'm also Special Bill and Theron. Shagwell is really Thickdog though... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
quote: dude this board if for body building...go confess your freaky sins somewhere else...sicko | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
to ms. Shagwell: Excuse me pot?? This is the kettle. You're black!!!
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited January 24, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
I am E2 and 2Thick. I have split personalities that like to argue the pros and cons of test and deca. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2330 |
We had this business thing going back in the day. I was selling gun and knives and traveling to shows. One day a buddy gave me a porn at one of the shows and one of the guys going buy asked if he could buy it ----Light bulbs went off. So I went and gathered a bunch of porns and set up a deal with the local guys at radio shack. They were pumpin out copies in the back room and we were selling them at show out of the trunk were ever. MAde alot of money of them to. Anyway this guy comes up and wants to buy bulk. Shit what did I care. So I sold him a bunch and he did what ever. Well this went on for a while and he learned the whole operation. Not that I cared he was cool and wasn't like he was going to cut me out. WEll he got busted one day selling in a parking lot. The radio shack got searched and everyone played stupid. My partners there lost thier jobs and the owner got in alot of trouble but he didn't know so it blew over. That was the beginning of the end of the business all together. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
I drank an entire bottle of wine last night while home sick......yadda yadda yadda..I purchased 2 hula hoops from walmart... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
.tuo siht erugif elpoep ynam woh ees s'teL .cixelsyd ma I | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1022 |
quote: sorry for your illness there big buck! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1230 |
This one time at band camp, I ... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
I was 22 at the time and i fucked my best friends sister....she was only 16 and a virgin...she loved it, never told my best buddy...then fucked her some more.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
quote: sorry for your illness there big buck!
I'm not really Freak Daddy, did u get what it said? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1230 |
quote:
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
May, shut your man pleaser....he, he, he | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1230 |
Buck - I prefer the term "man-gina".  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1597 |
i suck ketchup out of the little packets they come in... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
I have purchased whipped cream bottles...however I never inhaled | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2793 |
I want to nail Brook Sheilds! There I said it! (I feel so dirty.) ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
i'm george spellwin... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4490 |
I president George Bush. PS Don't tell anyone one I'm juicin. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 943 |
The day after working legs I didn't feel like walking to class. I parked in the "hearing impared only" lot. To make it worse I also parked in the only handicapped spot in the lot. On my way out of the lot a security guy saw me, so I tried to limp and have trouble hearing. I got triple fined and have not payed the ticket. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
i DO have a handicapped tag that i hang on my car when it's raining and i don't wanna park far away from a store. got it when i broke my leg 2 years ago. feel kinda bad when i see really old people drive by and see that i took the last spot. oh well! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
..and then once i used the handicapped sticker at a mall, and to not look too suspicious i made my mom waddle in and drool. i'm going to hell for that one. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1071 |
Djane, you're going to hell for doing that...j/k. Wish I had one!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 146 |
I just farted. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
About 13 or 14 years ago I met Ted Turners daughter in Boca Raton at a bar, nailed her that night and for 2 days after. Found out she was engaged at the time! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1617 |
i have sex with family members | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1145 |
on new years a guy pissed in a magnum of wine and gave it to me,i took a sip and then someboy told me it was piss and i didnt drink anymore,it was 3/4 wine so i think the boose killed it anyway,half the school knows ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1294 |
I really am Ted Turner. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 321 |
anytime I get junk mail and they have a self addressed envelope in there... I just find random trash from my apartment and tear it up and stuff it in there. as long as it doesn't have my name on it. then I mail it off to them and let them enjoy it. and anytime I get a telemarketer that calls, usualy it is for long distance, I'll just sit and talk with them as long as possible as long as I don't have anything else to do. like if it is for long distance calls, I'll ask if I can call Vermont. if they say I can, then I get very excited. then I ask if I can call Florida. if I can, I get very excited. I do this until they hang up. there's lots like this. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 511 |
i see dead people. ------------------ Mmmmmmmmmmmm...winny.... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
Used to be an exotic dancer... |
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