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 Things You WONT Hear a Redneck Say..
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Guru 
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40. Oh I just couldn't, hell, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup. it's just not safe. 30. Wrasslin's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who's Richard Petty? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 12. My fianc�e, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 9. Checkmate. 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 5. I don't have a favorite college team. 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2321 |
Yaep - I got the wife 4 new big truck tires for X-mas. No lie. A girl and her truck - its a beautiful thing. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1549 |
your right, I would never say any of those things. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2762 |
Cleaner now that is too damn funny. I've done that before myself.. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1297 |
baths are good. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2321 |
Made her happy as a pig in shit. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 813 |
something a yankee wont say "happy as a pig in shit"
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 124 |
Very nice!! ------------------ Because I want to . . . Because I have to . . . Because I need to . . . Because I can! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1297 |
heyyyyy....Im not Southern , and I say "happy as a pig in shit"..whats wrong with that? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2321 |
Here in Lou we didn't pick side. We robbed the trains and shot at both. Very bloody war here. We don't say it much but shit if the shoe fits kick it. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2794 |
"Hell no, your my sister for heaven's sake." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1488 |
I copied and faxed that to all my redneck in-laws. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2486 |
Wodin, I see a bunch of you rednecks type checkmate everyday. hehehe! That's some funny stuff even though I am a redneck. i do many of these thinks. stereo types are great! yeeeeehaaawww. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 33 |
Hey.. I represent those remarks!...I mean resent...  YEE - FUCKING- HAW!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 980 |
lol...! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1088 |
quote: hehehehe... Puc ------------------ |
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