I saw him at the store last nite in the produce section. I passed right next to him and said "hi" ... and he IGNORED me.

Guess he thought I might throw up again!

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Originally posted by May1010:
For those of you who remember, I threw up at the gym a couple of weeks when a guy I'd been attracted to said hello to me.

I saw him at the store last nite in the produce section. I passed right next to him and said "hi" ... and he IGNORED me.

Guess he thought I might throw up again!

I swear to God, the way my fucking love life is going, I'm just going to cut the damn thing off and call it a day.

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can we call you Kyle, like from South Park??? hehehehahaha

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Next time May, just skip the "Hi" part. say something like "I couldn't help but to notice your 21st Century boxers,....."

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Originally posted by flexed1:
maybe his dog told him to stay away? maybe you should lower your height requiremnt to 5'5 as those guys seem to be more caring.

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Who said I want caring? he he Seriously, 5'5" is WAY TOO SHORT for me. I prefer 6'2" but I'll occasionally waive that requirement depending on the circumstances. However, under no circumstances would I be interested romantically with anyone under 5'7" (and 5'7" is really pushing the bar down for me!)

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Originally posted by JohnnyO:
Talvin would not have ignored you.

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First of all, Talvin is a porn star (strike 1), he's also a prostitute (strike 2), and three, he's only 5'4" and 140 pounds (... and he's out!).

He's not homophobic, he's gay too. Here's how I know:

1. He works out with a gay guy I recognize from the clubs (guilty by association)

2. He wears a Whitehall & Son's tank top to work out (sold only in the Castro)

3. He wears 21xst briefs
(established previously as a gay man's brief)

4. He was wearing a purple shirt at Safeway (hello .. purple?)

5. He's always looking at me (some people say I have the face of an angel! he he)

6. Just the right amount of stubble (makes me want to call him daddy)

7. He's built like a good looking gay guy (very Versacci model type)

8. He looks like the type that might own a harness Oh baby!

9. He always manages to work out near me (he's attracted to my pheromones)

10. I want him ... so he must be gay. (I'm not attracted to straight guys)

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Originally posted by runner:
the fact that he is amazingly hot doesn't discount those three strikes?

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Look around Runner. There are amazingly hot guys everywhere who aren't porn stars, who aren't prostitutes, and who are taller than 5'4" and weigh more than 140 lbs.

Talvin is trashy. Wouldn't touch him. But, if you could get me Kurt Stefano's phone number, I might re-think the whole "dating a porn star" thing.

any "straight" guy that uses the term "flowing" to describe his hair must have "issues". j/k

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Originally posted by May1010:
But, if you could get me Kurt Stefano's phone number,.....

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Originally posted by john937:
ahhhh...ummmm....Kurt's dead. OD. Over a year ago.

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ahhhh ...ummmm.... Joey Stefano OD'ed several years ago in WeHo. Kurt simply took Joey's last name.

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He's not homophobic, he's gay too. Here's how I know:

2. He wears a Whitehall & Son's tank top to work out (sold only in the Castro) DOH! I got 2!

3. He wears 21xst briefs
(established previously as a gay man's brief)
I wish I could hav placed a vote on this one - I own a shit load of the breifs, and t-shirts, and tanks..

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ohh well

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Originally posted by Slopain:
... yeah the web site was a little flamey but hell it looks good.

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I think this is the funniest quote I've ever read on Elite ... a little flamey? Is "flamey" even a word?

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Originally posted by Warik:
Just go get yourself a woman, dude. Think about it, you've got nothing to lose. You don't even like them anyway, who cares if they turn you down? Come on... you're welcome back on the team at any time. =)

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Thanks Warick ... but it doesn't sound like you're having much luck with them yourself. How about you try playing on my team? Your Iranian Mafia look would keep busy on Saturday nites for the next several years.

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Originally posted by May1010:
Is "flamey" even a word?

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damn I dropped like $550 those drawls too!

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Originally posted by May1010:

Thanks Warick ... but it doesn't sound like you're having much luck with them yourself. How about you try playing on my team? Your Iranian Mafia look would keep busy on Saturday nites for the next several years.

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No for all 3 sentences. Oh, and you misspelled my name again.

Asshole!

-Warik

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Bloated A purple Barney eh?

Burn that shirt and buy a big gun and Kill something quick.LOL

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But why not just ask him "didn't I see you at the Safeway the other day? I thought that was you."