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Big Buck

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 990
From:Diego, Cali
Registered: May 2000

posted January 22, 2001 02:12 PM

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THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS' 2001 SCHEDULE AND CHANGES
- Submitted by Kay S. (from Minnesota)
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After losing an important playoff game 41-0 against the New York Giants, the
Minnesota Vikings football team is experiencing the following schedule and
rule changes, effective immediately:
September 15.............Shiloh Junior High School
September 22.............Cub Scout Troop #101
September 29.............St Paul Blind Academy
October 6................Spanish American War Vets
October 20...............Elgin Mental Hospital
October 27...............Girl Scout Troop #353
November 3...............OH Venereal Disease Clinic
November 10..............Lakewood Boys Choir
December 9...............Brecksville Girls Club

**Rule Changes**
When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee braces.
When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football under their
jerseys.
The Vikings will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
The Vikings will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or
more.

Rex

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 381
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 22, 2001 02:14 PM

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Hahaha. Whats the spread on the game vs the girl scouts?

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