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Guru 
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Just curious...when you first came on the board and registered your name...did you make a post to introduce yorself to everyone? Seems to be the current trend...but I didn't.....I just came without warning...like so many good things do ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
pardon me...itthe topic was supposed to read "long TIME" not just long...but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't let me discourage all LONG users to respond as well  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1203 |
Hehehe | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 376 |
In my first incarnation I did not. I did in this life. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1596 |
nahhhh, what fer | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1685 |
No, because no one gives a shit about the new guy. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 920 |
no | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
NO. I'm Big Buck, everybody should know I deserve respect...  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 195 |
Might be interesting if everyone posted a short bio of themselves. A post that actually said something about who they were and interested in. But a "hey there, I'm here" with nothing else is pretty useless. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 17 |
After a year, I just re-registered - didn't the first time and didn't this time, I don't care and don't figure anyone else would. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
quote: Every post gives a small glimpse into who you are.....I like peanut butter | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1596 |
I like where where you wear penut butter shaggy. LICKSSSSSSS | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
How many licks was that....alot | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Hey Shag, you around?I just wanted to say hi. I gotta go to the gym then back to work. I've been thinking about you alot lately. <hubba hubba><wink wink>(eyebrows raise up & down) [This message has been edited by good simon (edited January 22, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 369 |
No and I was only using the training forum at the time | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
good simon...I don't think your good in a good way...what e mail?...I'm sure I would remember a pic...although perhaphs you not that good in a not good way...hows europe these days? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
punkin, u still online?got back from the gym and decided not to return to work. you didnt recieve the naked pic?or you recieved and couldnt tell if i was naked? I hope not...I know it's small but really... it still looks like a penis. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
lol...your a cutey simon....whatever simon says....I do | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
WOW,im really talking to Shag....after all this time im really speaking with her... OK...OK...OK <mmmmmmm> and simon says unfasten your bra...<ooohhhhhhhhhyyyeeeessssss> OH SHIT WAS I THINKING OUTLOUD AGAIN? UHHHH...h..h...hi... Shags.... so how YOU doin' | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
simon...did you know I'm really Thick Dawg?...j/k...Your "interest" on your profile intrique me...have you ever had a restraining order on you?...have you been devoid of female interaction, for example spending a long stretch in the slammer? .....and being that your from europe, do you have good or bad teeth?... ......what part of Europe do you hang your hat sugar? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1597 |
no | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 816 |
hell, when i came to this board nobody gave a fuck about anything but juice.... who are you? I DONT FUCKING CARE!!! what kind of gear are you on? THAT I CARE ABOUT. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
to answer your Q's Shag... No..no...no...no...great teeth....Ihang my hat in Madrid at the moment ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
i didn�t!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
I'll tell you ANYTHING you want to know shag!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
haas.......ya know what I REALLY want to know......what are the names of the individuals who are really responsible for JFK's assasination? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2734 |
haas...I got another one for ya...whats the difference between miracle whip and mayo? |
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