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 Could You handle being a VAMPIRE?
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| Author | Topic: Could You handle being a VAMPIRE? | ||
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Guru 
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Positive: 1. Live forever 2. Could bang whomever anytime(with force of course) 3. You could fly and have other majestical attributes Negative: 1. Your breath has to stink 2. Blood is a must, would you be able to actually suck it from another living thing? 3. Mental breakdown from all the victims and the horror you have caused. 4. Not sure of the consequence of being a vampire(if any) I would say yes I could handle it but I would have to be guaranteed in some form or fashion that I receive no type of negative damnation. I just want to smoke a bowl and fly, that would be great, flying over the carribean and shit. Illmatic homie! ------------------     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1614 |
Another positive: By killing,dismembering, and devouring the flesh of our victim you gain their strength and vitality. Negative:Besides looking ultra cool, sunglasses at night are totally eighties! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 985 |
of all the negatives you listed how did not being able to chill in sunlight not make it to the list? my lifestyle would seriously take a hit if i burned like a gonorrhea infected dick everytime i went out to go out and get my mail. also garlic is some good shit and my chicken breasts and steaks would lose some serious flavor. i would say no i couldn't handle being a vampire although the night is best part of the day and it would be cool as shit to fly around have sex with a lot of very frightened women. i don't know that a lot of vampires smoke weed. i think they are at a point in their mindset where they don't need weed to go to a higher level. they are already there. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3213 |
Look Superpoohead, I didnt say I was an expert on being a vampire, if I left out a few things then so be it, you dont eat chicken when your a vampire, you only drink blood therefore your garlic thing is obsolete. Now good points about chilling in the sun though, guess I would use a high SPF formula. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2783 |
I would have to pass on the possiblity of immortality through the death of others. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 53 |
I already am one...I am an accountant! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 368 |
Actually, it would suck. The biggest thing about it would be that you could never develop any close relationships, because all the people that you cared about would die. It would also not be very much fun to live only at night either. Or be a slave to blood urges. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
chesty was on that being a vampire kick a while back...he would only take the blood of 'Bad People"..... But no I couldn't....I like the sun too much | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2815 |
Does'nt garlic do something bad to vampires, or is that an old wive's tale? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
yeah they don't like garlic. i figured the wizard that started a thread on VAMPIRES would have some sort of knowlege on the topic but that's apparently not the case. if the trend continues don't be surprised to see a thread about the different between good and bad herb, how to bang attractive hoz, or how to get big. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3646 |
for all you Vampire wannabes(HAVOC), check out the "Vampire the masqurade" books and tv-series...it pretty awesome stff ------------------ "Pain, is just weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock "Intensity builds immensity" - Kevin Levrone | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 367 |
The masquerade video game kicks royal ass too, great storyline (I don't know if they have anything to do with each other) I just want to be immortal, I don't know about the vamp way though | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1581 |
no way, god will miss me... I hope. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
Whats the vampire game for sega that you can hear the vampire sucking the blood out of his victims...but in teh games he's the good guy, and was cursed to be a vampire by someone so only drinks the bad guys blood?...that game was awsome  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 795 |
count me in, i think it would be bad ass... ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
castlevania? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1614 |
quote: Shagface, is it Castlevania? Supersizeme said "Wizard". LMAO! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
hhmm..I don't recal...but I thought it was like something soemthing revenge...or somethang....the begining is when the guy comes outta the woods after something happens to him...and then something else happens...then he says something...I DON"T KNOW!!! BUT IT WAS COOL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 985 |
well you're just worthless today aren't you. and leave starvin marvin alone, he coo' marvin puts his back into it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
I would sneak into Shags room everynight...and give her some immortal lovin' way into the wee hours...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyummmmmmmmmy | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2501 |
Well you could live off girls on the rag and not have to kill anybody. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 270 |
Hell yeah checkmate living off chicks on the rag would rule. I would still suck blood from people that pissed me off though. I would be a vampire for shure. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 645 |
Nope. I won't give up the motocross or the waterskiing. Sex in the sun is cool. Hook me up with sunblock and I'm in | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 29 |
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Guru
Posts: 4419 |
Who says your restricted to the night? Some of the historical beliefs allow vampires to be out and about during the day. Checkout Braham Stoker's Dracula. Remember when he was walking around London during the day? I would be a vampire in a heartbeat. Perfect health, immortality, rejuvenation of injured body parts, mystical powers. To live forever would be cool. And if you got twisted on that you could always get someone to whack you and end your immortality.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 159 |
They way I look at it is as follows. Posatives 1.party all night Negatives 1.eat people There is no contest! I'd love to be a friggin vampire. Can anybody hook me up? |
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