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 Extra!! Extra!! Read all about it.....
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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TRUE HEADLINES WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline): Linda Burnette, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1504 |
hahaha, ive read that one before. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 18 |
That is too funny.....It is to funny not to be true | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2658 |
damn pillsbury dough boy...he's always up to no good! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4390 |
That is freaking hilarious! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
Laughing my ass out! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 368 |
Hahahaha. See what happens when those people wouldn't stop tickling the doughboy. After all the years of abuse he finally exploded. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1475 |
That's funny. |
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