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 Hey friends, I am new
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Cool Novice 
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Well It is good to come to such a fantastic board!! I am certainly hyped up about fitness and the gains I have made from the bowflex strength system. Sorry to sell out here but visit www.bowflex.com. I am confident you all will achieve great results with bowflex!!!! I look forward to getting to know you fine people.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 151 |
hahahahahahahahaha. yeah. right. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1532 |
go peddle ur crap elsewhere... Randy... right. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Thank you fellas. So who here wastes trips to the gym? I use my bowflex at home!! I get a great burn in my pecs, arms, I can even do legs on the bowflex!! I sure wish that you would buy the bowflex system. Randy | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 338 |
Hello Randy: I would have to try one of your products to consider it. I live in the Portland, OR area and since your in Vancouver, Washington it may be possible to see one set up and try it out. That is if your still in the Vancouver area. I do have one problem working out at home, the phone and my cats are always in the way of doing it right, no distractions and then someone will come to the door. So it is sometimes better to go and join a gym for these reasons. I currently workout at a local Bally's, and the equipment they have is great. My brother Hope to hear from you, but don't count your eggs yet, I have to undergo a surgery to fix my left shoulder. Torn rotor cuff and compression injury. That will lay me up for 6 to 10 weeks. I don't know how your gonna be taken by the others on this board, but Mr. Spelwin may object to your soliciting on HIS board.
Laserdude [This message has been edited by Laserdude (edited January 19, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
Anybody ever gotten "randy" on a bowflex!?! you can get your partner in all sorts of cool positions. Its like a whole sexual gymnasium in the comfort of your own home! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
This isn't for real is it?? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 88 |
I thought Boflex was a reputable company. I can't believe they're pulling this canned solicitation shit on chatrooms. Strictly amateur hour. I wouldn't touch one of their products with a 10 foot barbell. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 263 |
every time that we write a repsonse - including this one - this just gets bumped to the top for more people to read- just what he wants. eithe ignore it and let it float to the bottom, or one of the mods should delete it and ban his ass. and I thought I had read that bowflex went out of business? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Please do not ban me, I have no reason to be ban. Bowflex is still in business, if they weren't I would be shit out of luck now wouldn't I!!! Haha sorry for the profanity guys!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 953 |
lmao it's a joke you don't actually think randy from bowflex is on elite do you chopper sick balls! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
(tryin to keep a straight face) Now come on guys do you think randy baby is gonna let you down!!!?? I think not, I am sorry that I do not train with dumbells and barbells and such as you do and I am sorry that I have an amazing physique but please be nice and be my friends!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 88 |
Wow. Somebody needs to step the fuck back. Here's a hint. He claims to be from Bowflex. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1532 |
quote: sound familiar... THERON???? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
What the hell is this crap -- don't you have informercial to do. This is not a forum for you to sell your crap. Please go else where. ------------------ Because I want to . . . Because I have to . . . Because I need to . . . Because I can! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
It is not my intent to sell anything on here. I just want to make new fitness friends!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 953 |
hey randy how many of those rubber bands are you benching now on that bowflex | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
Do you have portable version I could take in the woods with me that I could work out with and use to shoot Deer? I heard that Arnold couldn't even do 5 Rubbers, Ooops no never mind that was something else, | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
Post a pic randy, I want to see what bowflex has done for you! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Whats up Randy, Remember me? You're machine helped me get in shape for my video "Glory Days". Thanx!  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
I bet you can't do this with your Blowflex...bwahahahah!  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1532 |
gawd damn HelmsmaN, is that you?!?!?!?!?! AWSOME fuk'n work if it is. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
yes...that's me before I started using AS!! The pictures were taken at Frog's gym in Mission Valley (San Diego) about 8 months ago. I benched 480 last week. Lately, I can't find anyone big enough to spot me squatting, but the max should be around 675. I can go three reps at 595. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1532 |
before as, kick ass... your gonna be a fuk'n monster. keep it up bro. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1121 |
quote: #1 I hope this is a joke bow-flex is a good "home-gym" but anyone here who is serious does not work out to "be in shape" you've got the wrong board sunshine. we are here to dwarf people like you. piss off. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
That is great work helmsman!! But, I would advise you to at least use machines or dumbells instead, Just don't overdo it bro!! Keep your squats at 5 sets of 12, otherwise your gonna hurt your knees buddy!! Keep lifting my good man!! Randy | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1532 |
now I know for sure your a fuk'n joke randy. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 4444 |
Randy since you obviously get very little real training done - how much Anabolic must you pump into your system to get a pump on those springy things. Hey randy ever try to stick a bowflex in your ass? Hey Randy, I was watching HBO's the making of Bowflex and they said that you were gay and your lover stole the idea from you and is now venturing out on his own, any comments? Hey Randy - Do you think there is a difference between Steroids - you know like certain ones are "cutting" and others are "bulking". That is all Randy, begin answering now - you happy little man. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1532 |
lol @ slo | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Well Mr pain, I have been known to penetrate the back ends of a few men but I am certainly not gay!! Well for steroids I would just say inject them to bulk and drink them to cut right? I really do not use the things. I can bench press up to 300 pounds of resistance now!! And I am natural!! Thanks for being friends!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4444 |
300 pounds on bowflex = 55 pounds on a flat bench. lol you got plates on alright 5# plates! lol keep up the good work, and keep penetrating the boys rear ends! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 170 |
bowflex is for old, lazy people who either #1 cant get their ass motivated to get to the gym 2 miles down the road #2 to hang their clothes on #3 to get a little whimpy ass pump from rubber bands give me a break, to build muscle and big at that you need free WEIGHTS...Old school lifting of bench press, squats, bicep curls etc. GET A LIFE and go to another board! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
So you guys are saying I need to use those big barbells and such. That will give me callusses!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 447 |
haha..this is the funniest thing ive ever read..i had respect for chuck norris and he sold out. what a cock | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Boy oh boy I don't know why helmsman has got a problem with me. I promise I am every bit as hardcore as any of you. Haven't you ever saw a bowflex commercial? Haven't you heard the rock music they play in the background at the beginning? That means the product is hardcore!! And that means I don't have to slave over lifting heavy barbells and what have you...at a gym. I can do it in the privacy of my own home with resistance training!! Like I said I am using up to 300 pounds resistance on my seated chest press!! And 60 pounds of resistance on leg curls!! That is about a 405 squat!! Enough said my fellow fitness fans!!!!!! Randy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
Why the hell do you wear so much make-up in the commercials? Its a friggin excercise commercial. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
I have to wear that to cover up the physical scars of a past marriage...with a violent shemale!!! Whoop time for another myoplex catch ya later friends!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 35 |
sad how many otherwise strong marriages end in divorce just b/c one spouse turns out to be a violent transsexual | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Hey guys, I tell ya those myoplexes sure take their toll on a guys rear end ehh?!! I tell ya I did not work out today, it is one of my off days, but tomorrow I am doing legs. Do you remember in the infomercial how I showed you that movement that was somewhat odd but targeted the hamstrings!? Well I get an intense burn in the hams from that exact exercise!! Its much more intense then that of stiff legged deadlifts or the hamstring press on a leg press machine!! I suggest you all try it!! Well I am off with my new girlfriend to go see some movies and such, adios mi amigos...haha I made a funny!!! Randy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1033 |
lol. thanks Randy. This was a funny one. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
bump for my good friend randy | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 6 |
Randy, I am glad to hear that you have chosen to use the best meal replacement on the market. I would suggest some HMB with that for optimal results. I find that if I listen to inspirational tapes of successful bodybuilders, then I get a better workout. Hey, when you strengthen the mind, you strengthen the body too. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Oh my God its my hero. How are you Mr Phillips!! Good to see you friend!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
bump | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 967 |
hey randy! pick up your bowflex, now go ahead do it! shine it up reaaaal nice! now take that sumbitch, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your roody poo candy ass!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
lol @ freak daddy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
Hugh G. Rection = Porter Freeman???? answer now Bill! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Hey there Mr Freak Daddy!! I thank you for encouraging to clean my bowflex as its getting very dirty and sweaty!!  I did stick one of those power rods up my poophole and mannnn aliveee!! I've never had such an orgasm as that....uuuhhh i mean....I got a real nice burn in my glutes!!!!  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 967 |
i have to admit mr.bowflex, this has been one of the more entertaining threads lately! is it true you stuck your penis in one of the holes on the bands and had to get it surgically removed, uh, what's your name again? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 222 |
Is this for real? [This message has been edited by ion (edited January 21, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
If you all do not already know I am randy from bowflex. Do you like Randy or do you want this shit to stop? I personally think its funny. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
Keep the shit coming this is funny. Randy thinks his so bad but hey his a model and advertestment for Bowflex so he has to look good. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Thank you Mr. GiantJK. I may look good but its only because of the bowflex and the power rod� resistance!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
Garza....you broke the one rule of never admitting that you have an alter ego profile on the board! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
Its alright hugh, I didnt wanna get banned and besides this shit is still funny!! Actually....slack3r paid me to say that I was Randy from Bowflex, so i wonder who randy really is? LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
I actually saw a dude who looked exactly like Curry at the gym today. Really weird....he was even wearing tight red warmups. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
Maybe you were looking in the mirror during squats and saw your reflection in the mirror you silly bastard!! J/K | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1344 |
HE IS NOT LYING. Last year as I starting cutting for my contest i switched to Myloplex and Bowflex so i could work out in my home and not be disturbed. It fit in my closet and also doubles as an ironing board which I need to do as the results have been great and I have gotten so big I now have more clothes to iron. Anyway nuff about my clothes the burn I get is fantastic and you have all seen my pictures the results speak for themselves. now all my competitors know my secret so i guess they will stop using weights and switch to bowflex. Shit i have a big mouth. Bowflex its whats for dinner | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 225 |
BOWFLEX... FUCK OFF... I had a guy come back to the gym after 8 months of using the bowflex. He said he could do 280 for 10 reps on the bench. He could not do 225 for 1 rep...that is the truth. HE was in aww...he sold the piece of SHIT and bought a membership. SO FUCK OFF BOWFLEX | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2744 |
This is really really stupid. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
i think this shit is hilarious. i always hate when those damn bowflex commercials come on when i am watching tv. bowflex is for women. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
I am glad to have so many new fitness buddies!! This thread has recieved about 40 posts that were not my own!! I am so excited, I love making new friends! Randy |
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