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 You Can't Handle the Truth!!!!
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Guru 
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...no its not Jack...just little old me...but good impersonation huh  Goodmorning...so the good reveren has been hittin' the adultry vow a little hard and now there's a illegit mini jessie...who'd a thunk it P.S. I love e mails...but I hate chain letters! ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1464 |
I heard that this a.m. on the news, I couldnt help but laugh hardely. said they also had a kid... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2716 |
I want some of what your smoking shags... Who'd a thunk it! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2614 |
my bad...it would be a mini jesssiette...its a 20 month girl.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 236 |
Guess it's time to call for another day of "Moral Outrage". Huh? The worm has turned....... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2614 |
bump...4 chesty..... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4380 |
Threw a post up about it! What a loser! And he is a Reverend. Reverend of lies, deceit, evil and stupidity. Ain't that boy ever heard of rubber's? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2614 |
Rubbers...hell the boy must have read the sin of adultry a million times......perhaphs he has a memory impairment or attention deficiet syndrome? [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 18, 2001).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4380 |
It may be that he is add or something. But you know with the real definition of sin (according to jackson and clinton) he would not be sinnin' at all. It was for the good of his flock that his seed be sown elswhere. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2614 |
thoses seeds need to be ground up and cold pressed...for the good of mankind  |
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posted January 18, 2001 09:19 AM
