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 Are All Men Dicks?
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 21 |
Since I kicked out my boyfriend and changed the locks I decided to take up a guy from the gym on his offer for dinner. Let me say this much - I was in a car accident a few years ago and had to have a few operations to repair some damages to my face from glass from the windshield being embedded in my face and neck. There are a few small scars but nothing you can notice until you are two inches from my face. So what did this dickless wonder do? Left me in the middle of dinner to "go to the bathroom" and never came back. He left a message on my answering machine saying "You look like a freak - something that even a juice head wouldn't fuck blindfolded". So how do I handle this folks? Kick his ass the next time I see him at the gym or ignore him? I try not to go out with guys smaller than me - and this guy was about 30 pounds lighter. Fucking frustrated - SD Liftin' Chick ------------------    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 412 |
Are all men dicks? Well, I'm a man and I'm not a dick, and I'm sure that there are at least a FEW others like me. Don't worry. Not all is lost, yet. How do you handle this? There are several good ways to go about this: a) Ignore him. Completely. Don't even look at him. Don't acknowledge his existence. "What??? She's ignoring me? How dare she! Bitch!" He won't like it. Trust me. b) Wait till he is bench pressing. Wait till his last set. Wait till his last rep. When the bar touches his chest, quickly slide a 25-lb plate onto one of the sides of the bar. "Oops. I'm such a silly freak." Whatta jerk. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
This guy is not mature to begin with,he did yourself a favor by revealing is true self.ignore him,it will hurt him more than if you fight back..he is a jerk thats all!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 54 |
Man, that sucks. Yeah, some guys are dicks, but then again, some guys aren't. I tried dating my trainer at the gym. For a month or so he treated me like a queen and things were great, then he turned freakish on me saying he wasn't ready to have a girlfriend yet. (He had just gotten out of a 4 year relationship). Then, a week later, I find out he's dating the other girl he's training. What a jackass.  | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3633 |
Well you girls always go after the worst ones anyway...I see it all the time, and the real guys gets legt in the ditches. ------------------ "Pain, is just weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock "Intensity builds immensity" - Kevin Levrone | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1967 |
<------has a membership to the ditches club. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 564 |
that guy is a piece of shit, try to FORGET him, or as the italians say, "forget about it." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 244 |
i agree with the bro's...... ignore this oxygen thief..... and i also agree with Mr.muscle and bignate..... im a card holder of the "left in the ditch" club.... i could be president of it. ------------------ If you dont stand for something, you'll fall for anything. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1086 |
"oxygen thief" I love that!!!!! your girl, that's fucked up... but he offered to buy you dinner right? did he fail to notice that you have a scared face?!!?! what does it matter anyway? a small/med size scar wouldn't make someone ugly! sounds like he's just a fucker! don't date anyone 30lbs lighter than you that's a mistake you made. get a real man. p.s. I'm available ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
quote: CLASSIC!!!!!! I ended up paying for dinner as well. My ideal revenge plan would be to super glue his locks shut on his car doors and shove a rotten egg in his exhaust pipe. Revenge... low carb, lo cal but sweeter than ice cream. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 260 |
sounds like a really good guy, eh? done worry, youll be aight | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
What I am about to suggest is really dangerous; don't try it unless you fully understand the consequences that will follow this act of revenge. Here it goes: loosen up the nuts on his car rims, not all the way but just enough to cause some SERIOUS damage. After having done the deed, just sit back and enjoy the ensuing carnage of unimaginable proportions. Good luck! ------------------ It's a carnage Slaughter,Front 242 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
Why is it that I never seem to meet any of those "good" guys? What happened to them all?  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
Thats one sorry motherfucker. Let us know what you decide to do about that worthless piece of shit. Don't get in trouble though. As for "are all men dicks", I can't speak for noone else but lately I've been making an effort to be one (its hard for a nice guy), because being nice to most women I meet doesn't get me anything but a membership to the "left in the ditch club". Night fly...We're all at our left in the ditch club meeting | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1467 |
I don't think he'd mind it too much if you ignored him. It's probably the best thing to do though. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2705 |
Body slam his ass into next week. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
I may take the side of this guy, Unless you post a picture.....Frankenstein!  ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2354 |
SD, Why you would even waste another second with this guy is beyond me. He's an asshole. Forget it- stop wasting energy thinking about that loser and move on. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Took a little jog and payed his car a visit. I'd pay hard earned cash to see the look on his face in the morning.... Never fuck with a chick who is craving carbs. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 188 |
Did you a favour!!!! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 7 |
I am a dick, but not that big of a dick!!! Sorry chick, go find someone worth your time. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1138 |
Its one thing to leave in the middle..Im sure alot of guys have done that...but to leave a message like that? Hmmmmmm...wonder how handsome he would be with one eyeball hanging by a thread? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2492 |
What kind of a heartless motherFUCKER does something like that?! Man, I'd dated some ASS HOLES back in the day, but that guy has got to be, bar none, THE BIGGEST son of a bitch on the planet! Let us know the "results" of your morning run. tee-hee ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 426 |
KAT, too funny...hehehe SDLiftingChick, don't do anything rash. He's not worth getting in trouble over. He'll get his...Remember what goes around comes around.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 278 |
Forget him , why waste your time trying to get revenge on that excuse for a man?!Hes a piece of shit and always will be. So just move on with your life and try not to let it get to you. Even though its easier said than done....  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
holy shit, what a dick head! No, MOST guys wouldnt do something like, at least I dont think so and I couldnt imagine ever doing that shit. but everyone is right, FUCK HIM!!! Hes a prick. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 451 |
Fuck up the brakes on his car!!!! ------------------ Scandinavians feel free to visit: | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
WOW.....that's fucked up. And I wouldn't call him a dick.........PUSSY is more like it. The dude has no balls if he slides out in the middle of dinner.......or hell anytime actually. Was this a blind date or what? He had seen you before right so what the Fuck? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
quote: Don't forget about sugar in the gas tank.....and if ya want to really fuck up his car....pour brake fluid on it......it eats up paint. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
"real men get left in the ditches" what a bunch of bullshit. Girls do not ignore NICE guys, girls ignore BORING guys, it just so happens that NICE GUYS ARE OFTEN BORING. I used to be a left in the ditches sap. Then I got on anti-anxiety meds and quit caring about consequence I started getting a lot more ass. (NO CRACKS ABOUT TEENAGERS, THIS WAS LONG BEFORE MY CURRENT GF) Puc ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
HE IS A DICK IGNORE HIM. YOUR A BETTER PERSON THAN HIM | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
That guy is the ball-less wonder. I come from a family where we have a 'noone fucks w/ our women...noone' rule. I don't know if thats an Italian thing, but if someone ever did that to a woman in my family they'd be getting alot of shit coming their way. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 669 |
Ouch that sucks...Sounds like a first class loser. I would just ignore him, and if his car falls apart oh well shit happens, it was more then likely American Made. Alot of times Nice guys do finish last just keep your eyes out for the few of us who aren't boring and are nice. Good luck | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4683 |
Thats the worst thing I have heard in a while. Good job on the car but "tyco cars" are cheap he will buy another one. He can't realy own a full size car with his intellagence level. Sorry to here of your missfortune I once was in love with a girl whom had an accident while riding a horse.Needless to say she was hurt badly And I was their to help here through it. And boost her self estem as much as I could. Then she dropped me Because she said we didn't match up anymore. "LOOKS" If people care about "you" the scars will dissapear. And won't be brought up. Because love is seeing past the small "bumps" in life and you have to love the "heart" of the person everything else is minor. ------------------
[This message has been edited by BigJay81 (edited January 18, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 193 |
did he leave you with the dinner tab???? Good revenge would be to tell the other females at your gym what he did to you. Other than that don't let a douchebag like that get to you. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
You know what, fuck seeking the moral high ground and being the better person on this one. Fuck him up any way that you can he has a shit load of retribution coming his way. "Hell hath seen no fury like a woman scorned!" ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1617 |
You people scare me! Seriously... he was a cock, and he was immature, but for her to seek some sort of revenge like property damage or endanger his life is ridiculous. He insulted her, and hurt her feelings but that is not worthy of the type of revenge you all suggest. Just don't take what he said to heart. Obviously you still look good or he would not have asked you out in the first place. I would ask him for the money for the bill, if he declines then damage his stuff to get your payback. You don't want to mess his shit up, he will know it is you and call the cops then you have a mess on your hands. Be a bitch, spread a rumor about his dick being tiny around the gym, or get your brother or guy friend to teach him a lesson about respect. If someone did that to my sister I would fuck up HIS face! ------------------ [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited January 17, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 487 |
He's the one who asked you out, sounds like a grade A asshole! I hate mean people that was just cruel, realize he must have found you attractive or he would not have asked you out. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
C'mon, you bitches love that shit!! lol...that was a joke. A joke. A joke.... Seriously, I have 2 older sisters and they as well as most women I have met always prefer the dickhead, jerk, bad boy types over the nice guys any day of the week. When me and my buddies go riding our bikes around (all Ducati's and sportbikes) we get looks from all the chicks. Would a woman be more attracted to a man in a Saturn or a man on a Harley or bad-ass sportbike? Or for that matter, a Corolla or a Camaro? It's all about images, first impressions, and what gets the blood warm. Where did all the nice guys go? You women chased them away and turned them into dick heads.... ------------------ [This message has been edited by Wfabrizio (edited January 17, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 716 |
It's because of guys like him that guys like me are in that "Ditch club" oh well... ------------------
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Moderator
Posts: 1652 |
SDLiftinChick sent me an email ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1142 |
He's worthless then. All guys arent like that. My advice to you is to you is not go on a date until you know what they are about. Trust me on this one. I read your posts. I think you remind me alot of myself. Look for a bit of yourself in someone else if you want to be happy. Otherwise if guys are assholes just use them for toys. If you post a pic or send one I think I might know a guy you might like who trains at my gym. His name is Scott. He's not an asshole and I think you guys would get along. My email is [email protected] Keep your head up. ------------------ |
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