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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Okay - I briefly mentioned drinking on the anabolic board and it made me think of a post for over here. I don't really drink anymore, and if I do it is no more than 3 beers a day (once a month ago it was 4). I used to booze it up a lot and get pretty... interesting. What are some of your best/worst drinking stories? I'm less interested in the kind like "my parents went away and I had like FOUR beers and then threw up on dad's desk" - but more like one of the best stories I heard - one of my friends was a camp counselor one summer after junior year of college and he has birthday. his friends took him out to get loaded on a friday night. this was in Northern Massachussetss. I love the benders.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 172 |
Had some pretty intersting times drinking myself. Most of the time it ended up with me going to jail. once when I was 18 I burnt my car down in my buddys back yard doing donuts and his parents were coming home the next day. Dont drink anymore seen the way drunks act and dont want to act like that ever again.My brother pissed all over himself at a party once with like 30 people watching still cant live that shit down. | ||
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Guru 
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I'm gettting ready to give up drinking for 12 weeks and no party suppies either. man it is going to be hard, but when it comes to the liver, I don't want it to get hard either. I not sure about your questions sorry. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
I got loaded at party where the co-owner of the company I had just quit was at and then eventually passed out in my own puke in a side bedroom (white carpet). that was after hooking up with some ex coworker that is pretty not hot, and apparently I also did something to another ex coworker and she still own't tell me what it was. so anyway, face down in puke - someone finds me, I'm not breathing, they think I'm dead. my best friend is there with me and he grabs my cell phone and calls my girlfriend to tell her I was dead, and then throws the phone accross the room. then started smacking me around to get me awake. then the co-owner came in - he didn't know that I had just left the company the day before and he didn't want a death at a coompany party - so he came in and slapped me... apparently taht did the trick - I stood up, lifted the guy over my head, then body slammed him into the puke, passed out on top of him, and then puked on him. someone dragged me home, and I eventually woke up the next day, noticed that my whole room smelled like piss and puke... oh yeah, that would be my pants from the party. I had to go get my phone from the party and it took me forever to get there because I had to get out at every single t stop to go above ground to puke in a trash can and get some fresh air. eventually I had to pay for the dresser that I broke and the carpet stain. that was the last time I was drunk - over 9 months ago. | ||
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Moderator
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I fucking love benders!!!! If I told you my stories I would clog up the board because I would maximize the storage capacity if the board. It wouldn't even make sense to most of you. In school, after the basketball season, I once got drunk every night for 55 straight days. Fifty five. Figure out the shenanigans. Several times I have gone over 10 straight nights. Do the math. Last year I was on Spring Break for 6 weeks -it took me to various parts of Florida, Atlanta, Savannah, Louisiana (twice) and back to Florida...Ft Lauderdale to Panama City and Destin, among others.... I also want to see if there is anyone on this board who has consumed 100 beers in 100 hours. It is not easy and I want details if you did. Oh how I love benders. Little sleep, no hygiene....just beers beers beers...... Next bender is scheduled for late April/early May. I have gotten so busy with school (being serious now) that I have to schedule them in advance. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
I had another one where I was visiting a friend in Tampa and he was at work and I was bored as hell, so I saw he had a case of bud in the fridge and 3 tequizas. I'd never had the tequiza, and found that I didn't like it - but I drank them all anyway. when he got home from work I had also finished a third of the case. we then were supposed to go to a cookout - I didn't realize how drunk I was and went to the cookout... while I was there I forgot to eat and instead just hit on this girl that was there. Then we eventually all went out to Ybor (sp?)street and got waaaaay hammered - this is where my memory gets hazy - the only things I remember (in order) is some older woman asking for my underwear with her husband standing next to her, then in a different bar we stole some chicks shoes and put them in the toilet (she was being mean to one of my friends) - this I barely remember... so then the rest I was told. we apparently went to another bar and I got in, gave the bartender one of my credit cards and then disappeared - but not before going up to the girl I had been talking to from the cookout and handing her my cell phone so "she'd know where to find me" - always thinkin' Then I have a hazy memory of staring at a blue Geo Metro and thinking I was dreaming and what a crappy dream it was... no wonder it was a boring dream, I was in real life and just standing outside in a parking lot staring at a car. Then apparently some dude came up behind me and punched me in the back of the head, I then face planted into the ground and went waay uncouncious. I vaguely remember him having a mullet, and tank top, and a white pickup truck. I have no idea why he hit me, but it must have looked hilarious to just see me go down immediately. then two people found me and put me into the backseat of their car and drove me to this guy's boss's house. I woke up and thought it was all a dream... but no - the funniest part was the boss wasn't at this house, but like at least 5 other people were and none of them lived there. I didn't know where I was, didn't have my phone so I couldn't call anyone, and it was my first time there, so I had no idea how to get back to my friend's place. luckily I had been to a hooter's the day before and one of the girl's at this place new where it was and then from there I got to my friend's place. I walked in to his place around 2pm on a like Thursday right as he was talking on the phone with the hospital and he had just called the police to file a missing persons report but I wasn't gone long enough for them to bother with it. I have a million like this. this is why I don't drink anymore. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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Scrappy that's good shit. I don't usually black out like that though....I strive for 50% recollection if possible. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
I stopped drinking b/c I was always drinking to the point of blackout - I would do stuff like chug glassfuls of scotch and stuff. just thinking about it makes me want to puke. I learned it all in college - that was how I'd meet girlfriends. One girlfriend I met at a party where it started early one night (at my college but over the summer - I would work there over the summer in different departments) - we were at a quaterback party (you pay $5 to get into the party and then for each time you go back to the keg, you get a quater back - my friends and I were there to make money). the keg quickly got kicked there, so we wandered off to another party on the other side of campus. we wandered into this one party where we didn't know anyone at all, it was a bunch of short girls - but we were so drunk that we didn't notice that we didn't know anyone. I proceeded to hammer tequila straight from the bottle (it was sitting near the door I came in through - the back one) and was hittin gon a girl in a red dress. my best friend decided that he too wanted to hit on this girl, and he didn't want me there, so he took a blenderful of margarita mix and dumped it down the front of my shorts. I was too drunk to notice - but eventually, like 45 mins later I look down and noticed my pants were wet. they were uncomfortable so I just took them off. the people around me seemed a little offended at me standing therein just my boxers, so I decided I needed to get new pants somehow - so I went around to everyone at the party and tried to "trade pants with them" - they were all girls. needless to say, nobody would go for it, but one fo the girls though t I was cute and we ended up dating. even thought she saw smooth ol' me lean on a book shelf that had no sides and was just shelves nailed to wall and I knocked all the books off. I ended up waking up the next day face down in my own puke in my bed and I also got blamed for the puke that was all over the bathroom - but I swear that wasn't mine - I didn't eat any of the stuff that was in there. hell, I had been facedown in my puke all night, I should know what's mine and what isn't. I ended up cleaning all of it up anyway. I literally have a million of these. ones where I "wake up" (come to) in different places over the course of several days wearing different clothes and being with different people who all seem to know me but I have no idea who they are... fantastic. ------------------ | ||
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Where did you go to school? Are you still in Boston? See...every now and then I would wake up and I knew I was going to have to be apologizing to some people from the night before....and once I started a night in GA and woke up in SC.....but it was all good because we were at my friend's girl's house..how we got there...don't know..... once I got fucked up and drove from Florida State University all the way back to Atlanta...stupid but.....well....it's a 4 hour drive....through the night no less the epiphnay for me came when I lost control of my car at 110 mph in the middle of nowhere off of I-10 in Louisiana...remarkably nothing happened - I didn't hit anything.......I am a little more careful now.... I think they call that growing up. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
I went to Williams College. I'm sure you haven't heard of it - when I went there we were the top college in the country (colleges and universities are randked differently) - now we are third I think. I like to think that I had something to do with that. I graduated in '99 and live in Boston now (Cambridge actually) Where you from, where'd you go to college? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Isn't it the worst feeling in the world when you wake up and have no idea were the hell you are at or how you got there. Unless you've got some hot legs wrapped around you. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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quote: LOL that's great | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
My friend is an IBanker out in LA (makes a million a year - I' jealous) and when he interviewed out there he woke up the next day lying on his bed in the hotel with his suit still on, a hangover and no money in his wallet. the night before he got loaded at a bar with the group - then wandered off, got in a taxi, got taken to the wrong hotel, passed out in the lobby until somewhere there noticed him, then put him in a hotel to his corrent hotel. when he woke up he had 10 mins to get to his flight. this so impressed him he decided to take the job - he was planning prior to this to take a job in Boston. He also on another night while his company was recruiting new hires got really drunk and got lost, fell backwards off an overpassonto a sidewalk below, then rolled under some bushes. his contacts fell out and his phone sort of broke. he called his girlfriend and it took them 4 hours for her to come and get him b/c he didn't know where he was and couldn't see. ------------------ | ||
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HappyScrappy, I know Williams College. I know people that have gone there. excellent school. I went to prep school in NH for a year tp play basketball so I have heard of a lot of colleges in the area..... Most people have never heard of Babson, Wheaton, Bates, Bowdoin etc either....not that those are as good as Williams, but I have been to all those places before.....that was in my pre-bender days. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
Cool! Glad to know somebody has heard of it - usually I get a "don't you mean Williams and Mary?" - and I want to respond with "no dumbass it is William and Mary, and no I don't there - I think I know the name of my school" I'm in Harvard and MIT country now though, so that is all I hear people talk about - it is nice to go out to meals around here and hear some cool conversations though. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2312 |
Williams and Mary...lol | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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