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 Who here is an Alpha Male?
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Freak 
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I decided that I am the Alpha male in my office. You know... the dominate male that runs the pack, like the head wolf. There is not one guy in my office that is big, and dominating. I figure if I was allowed i would smack around a few guys a day to show dominance and keep the order. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1078 |
By smacking a few guys around, that proves you're the boss? C'mon! Real men don't pick fights with smaller guys just to show dominance. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2692 |
I've eaten all the other male's children in my office and had my way with their women... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
I am...the world cowers when my size 5 feet stomp through the hall. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
May, that is how it works in the animal kingdom. Beat up the weak. Hence the phrase "survival of the fittest." ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1251 |
Are we animals? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
I use my job position to intimidate those below me. Works well and as long as my boss is IT clueless, I pretty much can do whatever I want. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
Bull shit. They don't beat up the weekest. They kill the weekest FOR FOOD not for sport. You're just a bully who is trying to compensate for some sort of physical shortcoming. You're a classic textbook case of overcompensating. I think we can all read volumes into that big gun in your signature line. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 858 |
I am the alpha and the omega. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 |
never been a follower, always the lead wolf!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
This is all meant in a humorisitic manor. I have never started a fight with anyone, but I have pounded a few who did with me. Ever watch a pack of wolves on TV? The only ones in the pack that get to breed are the alpha male, and female. The others don't, and they don't even get to eat until the Alphas do. May, you are just mad cause you are not a big guy. That is not bad as long as you don't strut and run your mouth like you are. The gun just happens to be one of the best weapons in the world, and my handle. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
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I'm very happy with my Brad Pittish physique. So, to respond to your assertion that I'm mad because I'm not big, you're wrong. And you know what they say about guys with big guns, little ... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 261 |
An MP5 is accaully not a big gun. Small, light,and compact but packs a punch. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
I've done extensive research on Alpha males in sociobioevoltionary pysh.. just by the mere fact that you think you're an alpha male, already negates you from the category.. Alpha Males are born, not made. .thier can only be one! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1647 |
and Alpha Males have good spelling. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
Actually, my brother is a true alpha male...he has that presence that makes people stop and listen to him, even if they're bigger, stronger or older. Its like a gift and he doesnt even realize it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
HA HA HA HA ...
I guess you're not the alpha male you thought you were, eh? That's okay. We love you still. We just don't respect you anymore.
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Guru
Posts: 2288 |
Yeap - I run around pissing in all the corners. I mark the office chairs when the fatties aren't using them. No one come thru the front door without sniffing my ass. Yeap I'm one rude dog. | ||
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Moderator
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Yall are all a bunch of silly puppies! Come here, boys, come on!....Good puppies, stay, paw, good, good puppies!  May - Girl YOU KILL ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
Bikini Mom -
Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I'm a girly. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2535 |
I don't think I'm greek.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
Anyone that says "butch" rates pretty girly...LOL... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 332 |
I'm captain of my hockey team and led the team before I had my C. I don't consider myself better or superior than my teammates though. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
I was born the Alpha male. Hell I have been running the show since a pup. I only lift weights cause it is better to take out my aggressions on inaminate objects rather than other pack members! MP5, "when negotiations fail" PS. Who the hell is so anal they read peoples typos? I would not turn this in for homework! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
OH, May, I don't think you would be messed with in the pack. You are not trying to nail my bitches, what you do to the other boy puppies does not affect me. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
MP5.....lose the gun dude! It just makes you seem silly. You seem like a pretty cool guy, but what the f**k is the purpose of worshipping a GUN for? The only people who should be dealing with guns are police officers and the military. dont mean to be so harsh, but i speak the truth! although i hear what your saying about being an "alpha male" in your ofc...although i wouldnt put it into those terms......i too am one of few who work out and look good around my workplace. and there are a lot of people here...about 2,000. peace, G
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
This is from a guy that worships a pro wrestler? Let me guess, you are a democrat. Oh, changed the gun to a different model ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Elite Bodybuilder
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oh, THAT one is EVER so much prettier..that gunmetal grey just GOES with my bathroom. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
thanks bro!------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
No Spawn darling...the first one is still the nicest..  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2394 |
MP, May1010 just want you to show him you dick. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 226 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 226 |
Ok I will stop...I like my "collectables" !!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
I was looking for a pic of an AK. You beat me to it! ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
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Well, when I dus it doggystyle, I am the AlphaDog. Does that count? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2288 |
Sorry boyz - I think the AR-15 rules if not it has to be a M1A1 and well a FAL-FN rock as well. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
Apparently to be an alpha male, you have to have a gun. Oh, I get it now.
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
Columbine...Boy am I sick of that one! Two fuck ups shoot a place up so now we have to re-write the constitution? I would think with all the drunk drivers in the world killing children, you would not drink or own a car. We should ban tobacco and liquor before guns, they kill millions. ------------------ [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited January 11, 2001).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2288 |
next thing guns will have cause the drop in the economy. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
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Guru
Posts: 2394 |
Guns are meant to protect. They were not made to kill. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1574 |
Nice Check! Lot's of things were banned like DDT, Agent Orange because of the repercussions. Guns are way down the list of cause of death in this country. Go to the federal statistics website and educate yourself. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 393 |
quote: So sucking toxic fumes into your lungs, letting them hang out there for a while, and then blowing them back out into the breathing air of other people who would rather not participate in the suck-toxic-fumes-then-blow-them-out activity is not meant to maim and kill? I am intrigued. Please elaborate. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1078 |
There's no use in arguing with zealots like yourselves.
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: This means that I won the argument. Thanks, May. That was too easy. By the way, I think you have an unhealthy addiction for misspelling my board name. =) -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
Guns do not kill they prevent killing! Just the show of a weapon deters violence..The fact that we have the stongest military in world is what scares the shit out of these 3 rd world countries. Without weapons the weak would have no chance against the strong, now put a weapon in the hand of someone who is already strong, and the weaks chances are slim and none. | ||
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Moderator
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Oh no! Guns bad... Take them away... Bad things happen to good people when they do not stand up. Some mother fucker comes into my house, possibly hurt my family to take my hard earn stuff, that sob is DEAD. D - E - A � D ! He gave up his right to life, HE MADE that decision, NOT me. I'll use a knife, fork, SPOON, bat, the weapon is NOT the point. The action he took is. Defense of MY RIGHTS, MY FAMILIES RIGHTS are more important than some bum's looking to take my TV. DETERENCE WORKS. You mess up, you pay. Damn straight, guns can kill, but not without a finger. I will be happy to debate this any day, all day. I've put my life on the line - have you? ------------------ Lobo | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2419 |
May dear, I'm a lover NOT A FIGHTER....but seeing as how you're playin' on the other team, I'll have to be content worshipping you from afar !DAMN SHERRIF....I WOULD HATE TO PISS YOU OFF! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
MP5....First of all I dont "worship" a pro wrestler. Is that what you think having a handle on the elite fitness board is? so i guess you "worship" guns? WOW!!!! Just to clarify....I f**ckin look like Goldberg, for your info. Secondly, I can give two shits about guns..so you collect them, or whatever..who cares. I just never heard of anyone ever making such a big deal about it, like it was a new porsche or something. anyway, enough with the pettiness. i guess i opened a can of worms i shouldnt have. Its all about lifting anyway, thats what brings us all together here! later, G | ||
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Guru
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You would do what every mofo does, lower there head as they walk by me. GRRRRRRR!!!!! LMAO! WTF? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
Funny..Americans keep talking about people breaking into their houses and harming their families. I know alot of people who have had their houses broken into, but never, NEVER when someone was home. Criminals here are smart...a young guy who worked for my mom and dad, his dad dropped him off to work and in the 20 minutes it took to drive there and back they were cleaned out....smart. No one was hurt, and its just stuff...who friggin cares? There is not one single thing I own except books and instruments (and they arent too high on a theifs list)that means anyting to me. its just friggin STUFF. Thats why I pay for insurance. And I have NEVEr heard of anyone ever getting hurt over a break in here. I guess that is what makes AMerica beautiful. | ||
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Freak
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Kat, you have the wrong view of America. it is not that bad here, plus we have millions of gun owners here and a very small portion of related incidents from it, the media blows it up cause they are all liberals. I tell you, I guarantee every woman on this planet would pick up a gun and use it, if there were some wierdo attempting to rape her. Goldberg, not meaning to rip on your before, I was going off your first comment. Me showing a MP5 as my signature is no different that you showing a photo of Goldberg. I love Goldberg, he was my inspiration to work traps. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
MP5.....cool bro.....I can respect that. I get alittle caught up in my soapbox about violence. But, if guns are just a sport for you, then that should be respected. just dont go around open firing in your ofc if you get pissed at someone. heheheh...just kidding man. hey, have a good weekend! peace, G | ||
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Moderator
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Bmom, not to worry. I've never ONCE struck another human first.... Although I'll admit to kicking the cat a time or two ------------------ Lobo | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
Whats this about cat kicking you overgrown beast??? Hmmmm?????????? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Monte=9mm? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 232 |
1911 US Army Issue .45 ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 237 |
monte-a fellow gun advocate I see. what else is in the repitoir? (sp) ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 232 |
You folks have to understand the 'human animal' to understand why we are armed. Alpha males have to protect themselves, roaming bachelors have to strike for honor, and the non-competors run the government. Well at least here they do! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Montecristo (edited January 14, 2001).] | ||
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Novice
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This alpha males here are kinda stupid... |
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