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 In Your Next Life...
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Guru 
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if you could choose...would you be a man or woman? ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 841 |
man again, cuz... 1) I can pee standing up ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1608 |
MAN!! What a silly question. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1351 |
thats to easy, Id choose to be a man again, thats what td chose this time around but it didnt quite work out for him, better luck next time. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 976 |
Id be a gay man.....a man for the top 3 reasons of Bucks, and gay becuase the thought of having to put my dick in a chick makes me sick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 872 |
i would be a lesbian. i would play with my pussy all day long! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
I'd be a woman again  ....Funny I thought more men would try being woman........[This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 10, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 178 |
Nah, no interest in being a woman. I am interested in being in a woman though. Now if you changed the question to what if you could be a drop-dead gorgeous supermodel with a fat bank account for a couple months.... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
Machine...what pills you got on top of your fridge on your pick? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
Naw, why would I want to be a woman? All the women in my life bitch so much about how hard it is to be a woman. I assume they know what their talkin about. See... we listen | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
quote: If you had to guess, what would you say? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2672 |
I'd come back as the Machine, half man, half dog. That way when I go out and can't pick up any puss(very rare occasions, mind you), I can go home and lick my balls... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
Thats because they are not optimizing what they got...being a woman rocks....as long as you know how to use it to your advantage...a smart woman can get anything she wants..... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
quote: You're damn skippy!!!! Now, guess. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
Guess....hhmmm...maybe some Heart Worm Pills.....a little Viagra.....and perhaphs some St.John's Wort to get you over those days your down cause I'm not here posting  ...am I close? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 976 |
Heartworm pills....BWAAHAAAA...do you find that you drag your bum across the floor after you poo? could be worms | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 973 |
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Believe it or not, but May1010 has penetrated his share of girls (about 12 I think). However, I'll never do it again unless it involves Steelheart and his "girlfriend". How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1351 |
damn fine work on your last post there shaggy! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
Gil...thanks...I try to do everything "damn fine"...but your making me blush...so stop it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
quote: The Machine laughs at your and kat's guesses -- funny. You're right about the St. John's Wort for days you don't post -- I feel a special affinity to you (and kat too), perhaps we were all lovers in a past life. Now the viagra thing on the other hand... That's just plain spiteful. The Machine needs no Viagra.... Just a helping hand now and then... lol! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 290 |
quote: Hey Kat maybe you WERE a Goumada in a past life. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
quote: What's a goumada? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 290 |
A mafia mistriss [sp?]. Me and Kat had a little chat about that in another post about being in any time period. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1519 |
A man for sure... woman base too many decisions on emotion instead of logic. Plus it is fun to be big and strong and eat what I want. I would like to be a girl for a day. I would lay around with my hands down my panties for hours. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
http://www.uta.fi/FAST/GC/mobspeak.html goumada: see comare comare: a Mafia mistress; "goumada" (slang pronunciation).
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
http://www.uta.fi/FAST/GC/mobspeak.html goumada: see comare comare: a Mafia mistress; "goumada" (slang pronunciation).
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
I would be a girl from ages 1-23 (lesbian of course)and gain all the info I will need on them( shit like what the fuck actually goes through ones head)then from ages 23-80 a man of course and use the tools that they taught me as a girl to rule the world!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2483 |
I'd be curious to be a guy to see how testosterone effects your body...I saw a documentary on a transexual who had a sex change...He/she said it was such a difference on his body after having his testicals removed (among other parts). He said testosterone effected his body SOO much mentally in ways he never even realized, not to mention physically.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 976 |
MP5, I find the opposite...I am much more logical than my boyfriend...I never do anything without a reason. If he does something screwy and I ask "why?" he doesnt know...and thats not the first time Ive gotten an answer like that from a guy. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2607 |
This is my last trip. I'm not coming back, I don't have to come back, I'm here this time only for a friend. ------------------ |
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