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 teach me how to fight
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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i want to learn to fight. i want to win, but i don't want to do anything that will get the law involved. i found some books on fighting at www.paladin-press.com and intend to read some. question, how can i go chest without a partner? for those who don't know, going chest is when someone else hits you in the chest, face & stomach while you try to absorb the hits and become more durable.     | ||
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Freak 
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quote: I am surprised at you Joseph Stalin....You were remarkable in hand to hand combat in your day! When did you forget how to fight? ------------------ Because of my title I was the first to enter here. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1391 |
hehehe | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 729 |
living in a mansion and selling out the revolution will do that to you. anyone else know what i can do? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
Hell, i dunno..i just haul off and wail them in the solar plexus and then run like hell. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
get a buddy to spare with you or join boxing or kickboxing,maybe pencration,my buddy is the national champ at pencration he can sure fight,went to san diego last year got 2nd,good martial art ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 276 |
Just go downstairs and run into the basement wall repeatedly. You'll acclimate soon. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 306 |
Funny post from Stalin | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1501 |
quote: LMAO!~! ------------------ Because of my title I was the first to enter here. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
more often than not winning a fight leads to law enforcement activity. I think paladin press also sells "How to be a hit man." You can always buy that and just assisinate your enemies without leaving any evidence. Good luck! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 108 |
Use a mirror. You'll have to be quick or most of your moves will be blocked. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 328 |
Use a mirror....LMAO!!! If you really want to learn how to fight, go to a red neck cowboy bar and call the biggest hillbilly in there a faggot...do this enough times and you should learn pretty well. Or at least watch his moves. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 34 |
Depending on where you live, you might be able to find a good mixed martial arts school. Not your typical karate dojo, but one that has boxing ring preferably, along with heavy bags, wrestling mats and the usual fighting gear. That would be a good start. As far as "going chest", lie flat on the floor while holding a heavy medicine ball on your chest. Start by throwing it up a short distance and let it land on your chest/ab region. The stronger you get, the higher up you should throw it. There are a countless number of websites online that you can find general hand to hand combat information on. Some local members would be willing to train with you if you're really into it. Good luck! | ||
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Guru 
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Go traing somewhere goob! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
Reading a book or watching a video won't cut it. It's my belief that it takes hardcore immersion in an art in order to get good at it. Treat it like you would a sport. Think about it this way...how many millions of guys watch Monday Night football yet couldn't block worth anything if they played in the backyard? If you have the desire to win (you can't teach that) then I suggest reading a book that isn't about teaching techniques but rather about handling yourself under pressure. It's called Mental Training of a Warrior. Good book that basically tells you how successful you'll be in combat of any kind with your present mindset. It also gives you a rundown on how to change bad habits if you so desire. Definite recommended reading. I know I just said that you can't learn how to fight watching a video, but the Krav Maga series of videotapes can give some good training ideas. | ||
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Moderator
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Learn Olympic wrestling | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1941 |
learn professional wrestling...olympic wrestlers go there. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 825 |
Learn to grapple bro. I did some Martial Arts and boxing, and am very fast with my hands and feet. Despite this I have lost more than one scuffle (to much weaker guys)because I have no clue how to wrestle or do that jujitsu stuff. Very humiliating to get choked out with your head on the pavement. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 729 |
i think i'll just learn pressure points. i want to know how to fight, but what it takes to win a fight fast is either really dirty or the stuff they teach women to fight off rapists & purse snatchers. ah well. i found these sights on fighting. there aren't many on the internet. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
guy you have to be able to take hits to get close enuff to put a pressure point on,just kick the fucker in the shins then punch him in the nose till you break it,when in doubt grab a handful of nuts and pull or twist ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 343 |
Fight dirt, slap ears, throw dirt in the face, whatever, fight to win. If you want to fight professionaly thats a differant matter. To toughen up you could always go the Happy Gilmour way lol | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 729 |
muay thai is supposedly the most brutal & efficient martial art. so i will learn that. as far as toughening up, i think that hitting yourself over and over again with something hard, but not as hard as bone (like a boxing glove) will kill & dull the nerves without doing damage to the bone. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 562 |
Muay Thai for stand up fighting. (striking) Is good. But you also need some form of ground fighting. (i prefer Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) Wresling and shootfighting are good too. No ONE style is the most brutal or most efficient. Presure pionts DO NOT work. Don't worry about damaging nerves. With the arenaline rush, it's not the pain you need to worry about, it's getting knocked out or disoriented you need try and prevent. The only thing that will help that is good defence. And learning to stay focused when you do get hit is something you wont learn from a book or video. You need to spar. good luck. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
Man, you guys got it all wrong - this is where it's at: http://www.thespark.com/features/jail/jail.html ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
I think you should get a handful of broken glass, and jerk off a rabid badger in a phone booth, you should at least learn some defense from this event, and it may also help with hand eye coordination, like when you are using your hands to pick your eyes up from the floor of the phone booth. |
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