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havoc

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posted January 10, 2001 01:07 PM

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If you dont have any or wanted to rename the bastards, what would you name them?
Boy-Pablo Diablo
Girl-Bonita
Hermaphrodite-Stacy(had to do this one)

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kat

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posted January 10, 2001 01:20 PM

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Im not having any, but I have baby name books for characters in my writing.

However, I do like my mothers name...Stella.

Jack is a cool guy name.


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WODIN

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posted January 10, 2001 01:29 PM

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In all Seriousness...

Boy - Thor
Girl - Cindy

Hermaphrodite - I would have to go with Jason.

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Jackal

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posted January 10, 2001 01:31 PM

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girl- Slick
boy-TD
hermaphrodite would have to be ED


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MP5

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If it was a girl I would name her Frackal.

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posted January 10, 2001 01:33 PM

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Boy- Thick Pup
Girl- Jason
Hermaphrodite- Wodin


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Jackal

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posted January 10, 2001 01:34 PM

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Frackal. He's the Bicep King. Or Queen.


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cutemonkey

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posted January 10, 2001 01:39 PM

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Boy: Maximus
Girl: Anastacia
Trinity


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Snapper55

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posted January 10, 2001 01:45 PM

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boy:dildo
girl:woman


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JohnnyO

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posted January 10, 2001 01:46 PM

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boy: Hunter
girl: Regina


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May1010

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posted January 10, 2001 01:53 PM

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This is such a girly question. But, hell, I'm a sport. I'll play.

My brother is named "Heath" (my mom was a fan of the "Big Valley" on t.v.). I think my brother has got a pretty cool name.

For girls? who cares? I have no room in my life for women.


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Jackal

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posted January 10, 2001 01:55 PM

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I feel sorry for you May. Try and be happy, for your own sake.


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Jae

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posted January 10, 2001 01:57 PM

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WHAT IS ALL THIS "JASON" SHIT FOR GIRLS AND HERMS????


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kat

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posted January 10, 2001 01:59 PM

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LOL @ Jae...


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Jackal

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posted January 10, 2001 02:02 PM

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for twin herms I'd call 'em Jason and Ed....quads would be those two names plus Maria and Stacey.....a set of hermaphrodite quads...how sweet


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JohnnyO

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posted January 10, 2001 02:04 PM

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You have to give the girls a drag queen name, you know:

Regina Upright
Hedda Letus
Polly Esther
Cherry Popptart


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Checkmatebloated

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posted January 10, 2001 02:04 PM

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Sensation


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Rotten

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posted January 10, 2001 02:14 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Jackal:
for twin herms I'd call 'em Jason and Ed....quads would be those two names plus Maria and Stacey.....a set of hermaphrodite quads...how sweet

That was funny biatch!

-I would name the boy Stacy
-The girl I would name after her mom if I knew who that was
-And the midget hermaphrodite I would name Jason Christopher


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posted January 10, 2001 02:17 PM

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i name my daughter "if you touch me my daddy will kill you' and i name my son, "if you touch my sister i will kill you."


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Jae

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Rotten you are crossing the line with that Jason Christopher shit. My son is named Christopher.

The best saint in the world went by the name of Christopher.

You people suck all you Jason-Haters.


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WODIN

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posted January 10, 2001 02:22 PM

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Lisa is a great name for a herm. too.

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Rotten

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posted January 10, 2001 02:24 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Jae:
WHAT IS ALL THIS "JASON" SHIT FOR GIRLS AND HERMS????

95% of all "guys" named Jason are herms. Especially the long haired pot smoking ones. The other 5% have had the sex change surgery already.


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Jae

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posted January 10, 2001 02:29 PM

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long haired and pot smoking I am not. Guess there had to be one real one after all


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kat

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posted January 10, 2001 02:32 PM

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I dated a Jason...he wasnt a herm, but he sure was the biggest asshole to ever walk the earth.


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Rotten

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posted January 10, 2001 02:33 PM

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Jae, I had no doubts that you are male. Its other Jasons on the board that we'd feel funny showering in the same locker room with.


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Jae

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posted January 10, 2001 02:33 PM

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Kat, I was that YOU on my prom night?


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kat

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posted January 10, 2001 02:38 PM

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LOL....only if it was you who left with another woman


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posted January 10, 2001 02:40 PM

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Boy Bolivar Zoar
Girl Brandy Nicole


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Rex

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posted January 10, 2001 04:32 PM

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I'm a long ways from having any kids but since I wanna play too I'll give ya my choices.

Boy: Dexter Michael
Girl: Hailee Josephine
Herm: Mr Muscle. Shit I'd even splurge for the Otomix shoes. [JK MM]

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havoc

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posted January 10, 2001 05:16 PM

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LOL

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MrMuscle

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posted January 10, 2001 05:21 PM

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damn man..another put down on my Otomix..ill kick all your butts

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Si|vio

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posted January 10, 2001 05:27 PM

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boy: Stig
girl: Stig
herm: Stig

just goes with everything.

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posted January 10, 2001 11:26 PM

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I love the name Danica for a girl...I like Silvana too...Adriana, Arianca...I like names that aren't common.

For guys I like...Trevor, Justin, Jordan, Anthony...I'll come back when I think of uncommon boys names...

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NYCJuicer

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posted January 11, 2001 12:16 AM

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Name your girl Kara


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I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING

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posted January 11, 2001 12:19 AM

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If I had twins I would name them:

Peanut Butter & Jelly

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flexed1

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posted January 11, 2001 12:21 AM

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flexed2 boy or girl


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madbomber31

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posted January 11, 2001 01:30 AM

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CALEB... nuff fuckin said... if some bitch i am with doesnt like it she will LEARN to like it... otherwise her kid will be very confused when mommy calls him CONNOR.... and his wonderful daddy is calling him caleb.. obviously, he is going to think mommy smokes crack way too often.

girls- uh, undecided... but i like sara... however, i have HEARD that IRELAND would be a daughters name.. unless of course i jump ship by then.


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posted January 11, 2001 01:42 AM

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Boy--Gustav
Girl--Minnie


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Sexual Mustard

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Seeing as how my kids will be half-breeds (white/yellow), I'd have to go with Sexual Banana and Sexual Twinkie.


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Dlady27

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posted January 11, 2001 01:13 PM

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GIRL ~ Acelyn Rae BOY ~ Hunter Ray
Ariel Dawn Tyler Steele

HAVOC, WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BOY "THE DEVIL" ? ISN'T DIABLO~ MEANING OF THE DEVIL?


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Rex

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posted January 11, 2001 03:47 PM

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Yeah D diablo does mean devil, but I'm sure havo has some alterier motive for wanting that name.

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