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Guru 
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If a girl you just met sent you a large obnoxious buoquette of exotic flowers?.....don't get you panties in a ruffle.... it wasn't me and I didn't send it to any of you...  ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2656 |
I'd be happy. I'd give them to the other girl I'm seeing... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1334 |
she wants to drop to her knees and pray | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
Shag if you wanna get on me you don't need to go as far as sending me flowers and shit. Just show up naked and bring a tube of KY so we can hit it and not worry about anyone drying out. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 148 |
I like receiving flowers. However, if you JUST met him it might be kind of weird. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1081 |
Well...he'll either be freaked or flattered. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
Whatever happened to that baseball player guy you were fawning over a while back? | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1585 |
Just pray to god he doesn't critique the floral arrangement and rearranges it better than the florist did. That might be a sign not to expect too much action from him. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 833 |
I would be flattered. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2587 |
NEVER EVER EVER SEND A REAL MAN FLOWERS! REAL MEN HAT THIS. REAL MEN DESPISE THIS. REAL MEN WANT TO THROW UP WHEN THIS HAPPENS. REAL MEN THINK, GOD SHE THINKS I'M A PUSSY! THE MALE EQUIVILANT OF FLOWERS IS EITHER 1) A NICE SIX PACK OF IMPORTS ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 836 |
well put wodin! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
A variety of responses...very nice  ....My friend did it.... We will see how the guy responds he's suppose to get it today...I am still talking to the baseball player, but he's in indiana now. And my cute little annoy piece of shit dog decided to east the piece of paper Ihad his number on. SO I'm waiting for another message where he leaves his numbe ron my answering maching.... THis is the 2nd time I've lost this boys number!!! He probably thinks I'm a bitch for not returning my calls...little does he know I'm just completely unorganized with a rowdy dog | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 930 |
I have to agree with Wodin. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2656 |
As blasphemous as it may sound, Wodin has wisdom beyond his years. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1501 |
I would be thinking "fatal attraction", unless I slept with her already. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4230 |
Does that mean hes got the wisdom of a 60 year old?? I dont mind getting flowers, if she wants to send me them right up front I could care less - women will do what they want in reguards to there celebration of my life. I must agree with Wodin on the steaks, Id much rather have some smith and wollenskies delivered than some flowers. You know which plant I would mind recieving, the venus traps, or that one in the little shop of horrors that ate people. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1081 |
MP5 - something tells me she wouldn't send you flowers AFTER you had slept with her...hehehe | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3285 |
Ah...Horseshit....guys like that kind of shit. Unless they are sent to the place of work, and his Bro's rag the shit out of him....or sent to his house and the wife gets them first.... It's all about the chase....guys dig being chased as much as chicks do.... Ranger | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
Well I thought some guys might get a little freaked out...but then I thought it shows a strong confident woman who can do something like that....but guys are weird and everything has some funky alternate meaning with them | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 833 |
Ranger speaks the truth!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
quote: I'd rather have steaks than flowers. However, I like getting flowers too. Let me assure you, I'm a real man. (just ask your sister if you don't believe me Real men aren't afraid to go outside the sterotypical constraints artificially imposed upon us by society. They aren't afraid somebody else will think they're a pussy because they can see beauty in the depths of a flower or in the very act of giving something so temporary. Flowers are a euphemism of all of our lives. Oh and REAL men don't drink sissy import beers hahaha lol! j/k ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2656 |
If I send a girl flowers(which I've only done once) it is because I want to get in her pants. If a girl sends me flowers(which I've recieved once) I think tha thse wants to get in my pants. So if she wants to get in his pants, it was a good move. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 950 |
ive sent lots of guys flowers and theres never been a complaint...sent my guitar player some when he almost killed the rest of my band in an accident and now he tells all his girlfriends "kat's the only girl thats ever been nice enough to send me flowers and shes not even my girlfriend"... so i guess it was a good thing. | ||
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Freak
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Shadow, you're right, last time she sent me the bill for the Walker she had to rent! ...I know, it is too big  ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3285 |
Sorta along these lines....here is something way Khule to do this year...I just did it and made me feel good!!! I sent my Mother flowers on my birthday....when she asked me why I did this....I told her to thank her for giving me life on this day....Nothing beats a Mothers smile Bro's and Broet's.... Ranger | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 950 |
Thats a good idea Ranger...'cept Id have to find out what day I was adopted...i know it was February sometime..gotta find out. Thanks Ranger..cool idea. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
Ranger....I know you threw that it to get this response.....and I will be much oblidged to give it to you sugar.....AAAWWWW...your such a sweet guy...I wish I could find a nice guy like you..... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2587 |
Machine - If you knew my sister you would be shuddering at your last statement. Ranger - My wife sent me flowers to work ONE TIME, I made her swear on her own life to never do it again. If she does I get to butt fuck her into the middle of the next century. And to say, Yeah you can send me flowers as long as no one sees it is bullshit. Shags - Maybe the baseball player is thinking your a ditzi blond. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
Ditzi Blonde....I don't think so....I'm not ditzi, just lacking in organization....mostly with numbers...if I don't put them in my palm organizer immediately, they usually get forgoten......hey give me a little break Mr.Wodin...its my new years reslution to be more organized...baby steps...baby steps..... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2656 |
Once again, Wodin has wisdom beyond his years. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
If you send the flowers: NOT EXPENSIVE ONES, NOT ROSES, and NOT TO HIS OFFICE! Daisies, mums, wildflowers... are "friendly" But the whole thing is a little wierd. How about a nice card with a note that says "Let's do coffee?" A lot cheaper and doesn't introduce the spectre of "fatal attraction". | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
I would definetely be flattered by the gesture. However, if I had just met you I would think you might be a bit on the psychotic side -- sorry, but I am talking from experience. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2587 |
Shags I didn't even need any visual clues to figure out you have blond hair. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
Wodin....dear boy...you can kiss this sweet blondies tooshie..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1081 |
quote: Dude!! She was so OLD that she needed a walker?? What's next, you gonna chase down that ones who can't get away from you in their Rascal???? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2319 |
Cool with me I like attention!!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2587 |
Agent bend over! My kisses will make you orgasm! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2458 |
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