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 I found out toaday that ...
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Cool Novice 
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I'm going to be a father. We've been trying like hell for the past 3 months. She took a test today that came back +. Can't wait!!! ------------------    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Congrats to you. Make sure you baby her every step of the way. The women go thru hell to give us kids. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1228 |
way to go congrats. any chance on naming the baby flexed1? (lol)  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 833 |
quote: Just what we need in this town...more damn kids! JK BRO! BIG CONGRATS!!!! Im a father myself & I'll give you a few pieces of info that I picked up on while my ex old lady was prego: 1. Buy some baby oil. You'll need it cause after she gets big, you aint gettin sex. 2. FUCK LAMAAZ! This shit is a joke & DOESNT work! Get her the Morphine shots. 3. You will cry your eyes out when your kid is born so if your one of those macho men 4. The absolute WORST thing about going through the whole labor thing for YOU will be the fact that she will be in SEVERE pain & you wont be able to do shit about it. This sucks when your a guy cause you want to help, but cant. GET THE MORPHINE SHOTS! 5. When your kid is born his/her head will look all elongated at first(kind of like the head of the creature in Alien)because it has been squeezed by the birth canal. They neglected to tell me about this & I thought my son was fucked up. Just so you know to expect it. 6. One time my ex & I were eating at Eat N' Park & she was putting ketchup on her salad(Wierd cravings), and when I started to kid her about it, she burst into tears(mood swings)so expect this too. Other than all that, it was a great experience for me(albeit one time only)& I sincerely hope it is for you also my bro!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Yeah bro help the little woman as much as possible..you will be glas you did. I didn't when my kids were first born. I guess because I was young 19 and 20. It is all part of the whole experience of being a Dad. Congrats bro.. you will love being a dad | ||
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Cool Novice
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Thanks everyone. I plan on being her servant for the next 8 months. I figure thats the least I could do for her after what she is going to do for me. fexed1, | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 93 |
congrats! glad to see your swim team works | ||
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Guru 
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Congrats. Enjoy this time in your life. It's more precious than anything you will ever experience or have. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1332 |
awwwwwwww congratulations! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
Congrats, you're about to embark on the most wonderful journey there is... fatherhood. Nothing can compare. Just remember, pregnance = hormones -- she WILL say some fucked up shit to you. Learn to bite your tongue. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
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Congrats, glad you are happy. Why am I the only one who does not want children?  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 214 |
hehe the shit's going to change at your house! Congrats....... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
I can think of a few better ways to spend over a hundred grand!! sorry about your luck. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Machine is so right. Maria was evil the first three months of her pregnancy. She was normal(for a chick anyway) until the day she found out she was prego. Then she changed. I thought I was going to shoot myself or her or both of us. They lose their minds. I'm shivering thinking back on how she was "possessed" by the demons living in her head. Good luck to you, and have patients. If your on a cycle then quit now. One of you needs to be balanced, cause it won't be your girl. Congrats to you again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 198 |
Also, get ready for those midnite runs to the local drive trough | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Finally some good news! Congratulations bro. I hope to be there someday. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
How about Tawni for a name?? Derived from Tawnya? Got the idea from a stripper friend. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
Harmonic, Thanks for the name, but her sister's name is Tawnya. Any other ideas? She likes Taylor. What do you think? benzo27, Every time I hear "Arms wide open" I get all choked up. I know, I know, I'm a wimp. I just start to think that I'm going to be a father. The only thing I can compare it to, (and I'm told its not even close) is I am a huge dog lover. They are my kids for now. Thaks for everyone's post. Thanks for the support. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
Congratulations man! If its a boy, definitely go for Brutus. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2287 |
Congrats bro... MP5 I don't want kids right now...but down the road I definitely do.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1482 |
Congratulations! ------------------ Because of my title I was the first to enter here. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 949 |
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posted January 09, 2001 12:37 AM
youd better get ready!
