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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Last night before were about to have sex my lady friend put down a blanket over the comforter so it wouldn't get ruined. Anyways she lays down on it and I proceed to lay some major pipe for about 20 min. I tell her I want to do her doggy style. As she is turning around I look on the blanket and see this dark spot. I ask her "What the hell is that" She says "WHAT?" I point to the spot and at this point I'm thinking she just bled right? Because she just finished her period. Well upon closer inspection I see that it is SHIT. FUCKING SHIT!! I look at her ass and there is shit smeared all over it. She insists that it did not come from her. I carefully inspected her asshole but it looked clean to me. She does have a dog so it could have been dog shit but how the hell did it get there without us seeing it. I can't believe I just fucked a girl in shit.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1445 |
"lay some major pipe" HAAhaaaa that is funny! I think if I even smelled dog shit I would go limp! Can't believe you looked at her ass to check! You kill me! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 780 |
This is pretty f'n gross. Although, I would bet that there are some weird asses that would no doubt get off on that. -TG | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 189 |
does dog crap make good lube??? we can call it rover glide... ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2420 |
dude...if you even said or did any of that...your just straight rude...and dumb...most womens periods, especially if the are on the pill, apprear very very dark brown...and the uterine lining as well....please tell me you not such an asshole  [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 05, 2001).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3323 |
damn did you turn on the lights and get a flash light and shine it in her ass?? oh my! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
Shags right..couldve been one of those "brown crusty" days...though, I think the girl would know that, wouldnt she? Either way, thats too damn funny....I think we need the Sherlock on this. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
tell me you didnt inspect the dog the way you inspected the lady... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 782 |
i'm still laughing my ass off at rover glide. Did you at least make her clean it up? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
Ummm --- don't look at me! That's a nasty story bro! hahaahaha!
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
It definitely was a shit ball. It smelled more like dog shit so I assume it was from her dog. But ya it was fucking gross and I did go immediately limp afterwards. I just took a Xannie and went to sleep. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
quote: Hahaha! Wow! You can tell the difference? That is one disturbing story bro. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2611 |
So you fucked the shit out of her... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
I yelled at the dog too. Maybe the dog got jealous for banging his chick so he shit on the blanket. I made her clean the mess. No way in hell I'm coming close to that. Luckly none of it got on me. If you guys found a nice round shit on the bed you would freak out too!! [This message has been edited by FreakMonster (edited January 05, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
Well at this point you might as well go fuck the dog in her shit as well. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
are you sure it was the dogs or is it possible that she was actually launching lumber at you??? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2611 |
You've been reduced to sub-pig status. Pigs will roll around in shit, but I ain't never seen em fucking in it... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
Thick Dog just stick with your llammas | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 790 |
That is fucking gross!!!! I couldn't even imagine that shit!!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
And thick dog has seen alot of pigs fucking! ------------------ Visit my website and learn how to live! http://rubberburner.com | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2532 |
So now your a dog shit fucker! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1047 |
Curry, please tell me that's not you in your signature. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
looks like curry has freaks shit ball smeared across his face in that second pic. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Hacker thats all me baby, why am I tempting your sexual preference, BACK OFF Curry is hot but he aint flaming!! ------------------ Visit my website and learn how to live! http://rubberburner.com | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
Nice hair Curry!! Thick Dog likes to fuck pigs. They make a great couple. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1047 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're good to go bro. Keep it up. I'm not sure how the ladies of this board can stand it. You are hot man. | ||
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Cool Novice
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Thank you FreakMonster, my secret is to only shower every 4th day. Keeps the hair natrual looking, I got that tip from a friend on the board maybe you know him? Havoc I think he goes by.. ------------------ Visit my website and learn how to live! http://rubberburner.com | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1476 |
Burnboy and Thickdog have me rolling on the floor. "Subpig" "Lauching lumber" "I carefully inspected her asshole"
Shit man that was funny. I am still laughing. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1476 |
"I yelled at the dog. Lucky none of it got on ME!!" Or what, you would have beat the shit out of her? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 671 |
what was the dog doing on the bed while you were fucking? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
what was it about your fucking that gave this dog an impulse to shit???? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 774 |
At least when guys have sex with each other, precautions are made to ensure that this type of thing would never happen. This is truly disgusting. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
I'm a skat man -- shobeee, doobie, doo, doo-wah! I'm a skat man... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 203 |
"I carefully inspected her ass"!!!!! BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH snort That just fucking made my day... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1476 |
Man I laughed so hard, the people on the beach besides me came over to see what was going on. They were howling too. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
Damn Jae where you at? Needless to say it was a horrendous experience for me. Just imagine ready to poke your girl from behind anticipating on tearing that nice juicy ass apart only to find your dick go limp in 2 seconds becuase she was laying on some fresh shit. FUUCCKKKK | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
OK!! Theres something WRONG with this story...I think I would NOTICE if I was lying in shit. Unless she does this often? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4337 |
Oh christ, that is just too much. How'd you inspect her hole? Maybe you just pounded the shit out of her while laying major pipe! Yeah and how do you know it was dog shit? What does that smell like? I don't normally make it a practice to smell shit. At least you weren't eating her out and found that shit. I bet she just queveed when you pulled out to pop her from behind and she blew on the blanket. Hahahaha I am still laughing! You da man! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1476 |
Freak Monster, I am in Key Largo, been in Lauderdale for three weeks now. I was working today and just happened to read that and I almost hurt myself the couple beside me said "we can't help but notice... can we see what is so funny." Kat - Yeah, I would notice in a minute if I was laying in shit. Damn man, that is some fucked up shit there. I would beat her ass just for general principle. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 477 |
It sure didn't smell like human feces. This is the first time something like this has every happened to me. It definitely freaked me out and I don't know how to act around her now. She said she never felt it on her back. The whole situation just mystified me. Maybe she planted it there to see if I was into the scat thing. |
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posted January 05, 2001 12:25 PM
