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Chat & Conversation Shake ya ass..watch yourself..show me what u working with!!
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Author | Topic: Shake ya ass..watch yourself..show me what u working with!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
Anybody plan on going out this weekend? I haven't been out in a long time. I feel the need to go out and dance tonight. just "Shut the fuck up and dance!!!" ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 3323 |
i feel too fat to go out.. i really dont' want to. I'll stay home and do cardio. | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
lol...JohnnyO..your a lard ass...why don't you do another multiday bike ride...dat' ass toooo fat sugar | ||
Guru Posts: 2611 |
Like JohnnyO, I'll stay home and masturbate, too. | ||
Moderator Posts: 3323 |
I was bulking for the past 8 weeks, and was intending to bulk another 8 more, but some circumstances beyond my control I may pospone the bulking until later. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
I may go out and watch hot men shake their booties for my money... Wanna come Johnny? | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
Kat....johnnyO is fat, take me, I've got more room in these pants for....uhh...money to thow at the hotties | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
You got it girl...though I prolly wont get much with you around gorgeous.. Hey, do they they take it all off in the States? | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
NO full monteys ...Some times US society is so sick and cruel... [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 05, 2001).] | ||
Moderator Posts: 3323 |
supposedly here there is a club with a vip room in which you can go and get a "lap dance" where you can suck it and stuff.. i've never been in there however. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
REally Johnny? It used to be worse here in the old days, but its cleaned up a bit...you hear stories, mostly urban myths though. You get the occasionaly dirt dog, but most of the guys Ive spoken to are putting themselves through school, using the cash for BB goals or whatever....one guy I know has had the same girl for 10 years...he just does it every second weekend so he can keep teaching guitar. No full Monty's??? Guess there are some things Canada is better at I read somewhere a while back that if you took one movie, the Americans would censor all the sex and the Canadians would censor all the violence. I guess its true to a point. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 28 |
Im going to the stinking rose on saturday? You all have heard of it? ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 135 |
shags, you have mail!!! and ya, its a full monty as you have said... enjoy... seriously though, do these guys move well, fluent? of just strut around? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
Yeah, some of them are good dancers...the full monty doesnt come until the end..the finale so to speak. Some of the huge bodybuilders cant move around too well though...not EVERYONE does the full monty..usually the better the dancer the less they have to take off. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
I do. Not trying to brag, but I've won several dance contests and a stipper contest, and I'm a decent size. 5'11" and 232lbs. | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
The only real strip joints I've ever seen was the Chip 'n' Dales in California for a friends bachlorette party.... But my last friends bachelorette party her sister hired a stripper...he did the very very nice Cowboy thang'..... And my sister had one sent to her on her birthday at work....he was cop...very funny because she had oustandign parking tickets they told him about.....he looked very very tastey!!!...plus he got all red when the girls in the office all wanted to be hand cuffed | ||
Moderator Posts: 3323 |
usually here they dance with loose shorts, or a towel sometimes, now they are not supposed to let you see anything, however if you get up close and give them a dollar they'll let you cop a feel. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
Dance for me sometime Big Buck? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
I'll do my Marine routine. I'll come out in full dress blues and stip down to a camflouge speedo... | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
Big Buck...you just made my mouth water ...will you call me drill sergt? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
I'll call u whatever u want me to girl....I'll let u wear the smokey (Drill Instructor Cover) if u want...he, he, he | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
while its raining can I rip of your shirt, push you down in the mud, and have you give me twenty ....no!... no!...stop it...your making my imagination go naughty | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
I'll be REAL bad, so u can punish me | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
There, I take it back... [This message has been edited by Big Buck (edited January 05, 2001).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
I was with you all the way until that last comment there big boy | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
why is that Kat? | ||
Guru Posts: 2420 |
Its too damn cold here to go out...you have to wear too much clothes....so I don't think I'll be shaking anything out in public this evening [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited January 05, 2001).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
Too bad I'll have enough fun for the both of us though I'll let u know who it goes on Sat night. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 828 |
Its one of the few phrases that I DETEST...I dunno..(no offense Shags)...the BF uses that every once in a while... I always feel like looking him straight in the eye and with a completely straight face saying Save a dance for me big boy....Im collecting on it soon. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
aight, cool. Whenever is clever.... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 76 |
As if you need more reasons to lift, last night I was in a club dancing with two of the hottest chicks there. I had like one of them on each leg and they were rubbing their coochies and ass all over me. Meanwhile I look at all the loser guys dancing by themselves and I know they are wondering why they dont have two cuties all over them. I love working out. Isn't life great? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 790 |
I'll agree w/ u on that one BSmooth. Been there done that!!! The best is when u get in the middle of a group of girls and they all start dancing w/ u. One from the front, one behind u and 2 from the side!!!! | ||
Freak Posts: 1855 |
quote: yessir, i have. garlic extreme eh? just dont eat the ice cream....blech ------------------ |
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