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 How many of you know what a circle jerk is?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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This came up last night when I was talking to my girlfriend. She had never heard of it and laughed her ass off when I told her what it was and I estimated that probably 1/3 of all guys know what a circle jerk is. Please respond if you know what it is. Extra credit to anyone who has actually participated in one. ------------------     | ||
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Moderator 
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yes i know what it is no i have not been in one | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
nah, but I can imagine. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1777 |
I do. No I haven't been in one. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
this topic has come up before, and the conclusion was circle jerks only happen in movies.. no one in real life has actually done it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Circle Jerk = Urban Legend | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 790 |
I figured our best shot was maybe if Johnny or May had done it. I'm going to try and get one organized for next weekend. Please respond if you'd like to participate. Even better, if you are female and would like to be in the middle, email me immdiately. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
If you live in the UK there was a programme on TV last night about organising orgies. It wasn't really dirty, more funny but they are not a myth. I saw one on an mpeg once although I havn't and wouldn't really like to be in one. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2621 |
I heard Supersizeme took 1st, 3rd, and 5th at the last cirlce jerk held at the Blue Oyster bar... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Circle Jerks are not the same as orgies.
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Moderator
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i haven't been in an orgy! me and 3 other people is the most i've ever had .. i want to be in one tho.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
Yeah, I know what they are now. The programme was on orgies but had a bit about them in it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 80 |
I don't know how u guys define Circle Jerk.. but this is my opinion. I used to play on a under 18-boys hockey league here in Canada. Well, lots of things go on in terms of superstitions. I know everyone's heard of it...you know, when teams win, some people don't wash their jocks, change their socks.. all that dirty stuff. Anyhow, their was a group of "seniors" on my team in the final year I played who always participated in this. They were on the top line (5 of them) and obviously, they thought they were all that and nobody could be included in their little group of friends outside of hockey. Anyhow, before every games, they would do this. The five of them got together inside the shower area and proceeded to jerk off. And here's the sick part. They placed a slice of bread in the middle of the circle on a stool and whoever was the last to come or didn't even make it on the bread had to eat it with everyone elses cream on it. The rest of the team were never invited to join in (thank God) but we saw once or twice...its not like they tried to hide it. As a matter of fact, they were quite open about it..even my coaches knew and did nothing. Does that count? | ||
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Guru
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man i knew i shouldnt have clicked on this topic ------------------ "Pain, is just weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 790 |
that's quite a story, cutemonkey. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Oh my God! Hockey players rock! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
oh! that can't be real? I can't imagine anyone eating that! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
Oh Johnny..trust me..it was real. Funny thing is, we never even made it to the playoffs that year. I don't know why they kept on doing it every game...but it sure as hell wasn't because of superstition. We were a pretty bad team so their little game didn't exactly help us. Then again, it was pretty entertaining. But dirty as hell. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
that story give new meaning to the term "manwhich" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 320 |
It is urban legend that some fraternities do it for their hazing. But instead of putting a slice of bread in the center of the circle, it's a cookie. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
I don't know how urban you guys are, but this was for real. And NO..it wasn't an act of hazing..that's like initiation..usually forced against someone's will. Trust me, these guys were cooperative participants. O know what hazing is...I've seen it..this was not hazing. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 790 |
what's up with you all thinking you put food out there in the middle? i always heard you have a naked chick in the middle catching the mayonnaise bullets. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
Yup. Been there, done that. Kinda tame way to end a wild party. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
Circle jerk, I mean. Not the bread thing. That's just sick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Would someone please delete this thread...I've got a woody and can't concentrate on work! I've got this song stuck in my head: Baby baby don't be afraid Baby baby baby baby baby (I'm listening to a new CD - like it?) | ||
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Moderator
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and i have fantatsies of being in the middle! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
I guess we will just have to change Johnny's name to "Bread" ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1506 |
Well JohnnyO if you had ever been to that bar called The Cove in Atlanta, you would have seen multiple circle jerks going on at on time or another. Dudes standing on pool tables,, around trash cans, on the dance floor. I have participated, though not there. It was a college thing. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
Where I come from, they call that the "Bread Game"; I have also heard of a variation called "Crackers" Probably because of the OPPRESSION! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 320 |
LMAO @ JohnnyO and May1010! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 493 |
I played hackey as well and we'd do the same thing with about 5 of us. We didn't put bread down, that's fucking disgusting!! But before State's, Finals, or big Tournaments we'd rub one out and then hit the ice! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 864 |
I knew there was a reason why I dont like hockey players. | ||
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Cool Novice 
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Anybody even been involved in or seen an actual daisy chain? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
A Daisy Chain? What is that? I've had 3-ways, we made triangles. I've had 4-ways and 5-ways where we made squares and pentagons. I've even been to orgies. I'm sure I was involved in a daisy chain, I just don't know what it means. Do tell. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
sounds fun... i wanna try it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Johnny - How about posting a pic of Gabriel? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 359 |
cute monkey thats funny as shit! ahaha i can only imagine the last one..i woulda slipped some shit on there after i jizzed..that person woulda been in for a real treat as if he wasnt already..fuckin gross man | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
Only in Canada, eh? Have a similar story with crackers, I believe the story originated from Military School in Quebec, Canada... ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
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Hey that is some sick shit! I have heard someone talk about that though, and what I heard is that thats is basically what Limp Bizket is? or thats what some call it? How the rock group got that name makes you wonder! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
we got someone with that when i was in 8th grade | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
JohnnyO, May1010 Do you know what snowballing is? I owe you a bllow job if you do. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
yes I know what it is.. that's when you blow in someones mouth and they kiss you... that was too easy you must want to suck me. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
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Cool Novice
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Johnny Maybe I do, but you'll have to settle for a rain check. Or how about some cybersex? Actually, you were a bit short on detail, so I'm not sure that you deserve a bj, tho' we could probably come up with another (but less stimulating) option. Apparently one cums in the other's mouth, the two start kissing and the one with cum transfers it to the other. And then I understand you need a large bottle of Listerine. Haven't tried it myself. | ||
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Moderator
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Listerine? where does that come in? And you registered in July and haven't come up to 100 posts yet? you have to talk more. You have a pic? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
No listerine Johnny? Ha ha ha ... you're hard core! Yeah bitch ... where's your picture? (sorry, I'm still feeling like a tough guy) | ||
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Cool Novice
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I just had to compose myself for a minute. I turn to jelly when someone calls me bitch. I think I could enjoy a little rough and tumble with you. Are you really the whore they say you are? Hey, I'm off to the sauna soon. Will be thinking of you two. Any suggestions for some fun? Snowballing doesn't appeal to me this evening. Be honest,May1010. You didn't know what it meant, did you? | ||
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Moderator
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Kiwi, have we spoke before, are you from SJ? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Is this Smash NZ? What makes you think you'd enjoy a little slap and tickle with May1010? May1010 is incredibly picky. I pick up only friends' friends at Christmas parties and straight boys when out of town. No, I'm not a whore ... and you better watch the name calling, Jae2 is my muscle daddy now and one word from me, and he'll kick your ass. ... and like I said, post your pic bitch!
L. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
I'm thinking Kiwi's the one from San Jose .. hardly ever on, but very nice and fun. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
kiwi is probably a dude. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Jay2 is the man! You've got taste. You're not the slapped-up little tart I thought you were. Johnny, I wrote to you once re advice on AS. I'm not from the States. I appreciated your reply, and did write back to thank you. What is the definition of a lesbian? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
Ah, I'll have to go through my emails then.. forgive me, I get like 500 a day, and sometimes they blend together. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
ok, kiwi and all you other folks into kink. I've got one for ya: Who knows what feltching is? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
oh no! not the gerbils again!  So are you going to blow me too? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Felching = Urban Myth
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
only the technique of obtaining an impression of the surface texture of a material, such as wood, by placing a piece of paper over it and rubbing it with a soft pencil or crayon -- now how is that sexual? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
I know what frottage is: FUN! (with the right guy, of course.) But not as fun as actually sticking it in something. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
Johnny, you've got it all wrong. frottage is surface contact, but not with wood (although woodies are ok) It's basically jerking off by using someone else's body for friction, but no penetration. Like I said, it's fun, but not as fun as actually putting it in. [This message has been edited by latona (edited January 08, 2001).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3419 |
oh someone please tell me... or better yet show me! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2290 |
Snowballing is sick when you guys talk about it/. You just ruin it for me. Oh well I'm still going to let it happen if they girls like it. What the hell. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
Frottage: http://www.mindspring.com/~frottage/page2.html |
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