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Author | Topic: How do People in Cold Weather Get Up For Work or ANything??? | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
Ok...I did live in PA a brief time with my mother...and I hated...hated...hated to go to school in the morning...it was soo damn cold...my mom had to threaten me to get me up... I went to college in FL, my friend went to college in N/W PA..Mercyhurst....she would get up with 3 ft of snow and go to a 8am class??? Hell if it rained to hard in FL and I couldn't wear my boxeers and tank I wore to bed to class...I didn't go... Putting on all those heavy clothes....deicing windshields....forget it ...I'd be unemployed snoozing in my comfy bed...how do you do it?? ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3296 |
eating your breakfast off the mirror seems to help me in those cold mornings.. (j/k) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 784 |
Thats why they dont come any tougher than us Canucks darlin.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
tougher...or just not so bright?...j/k gal...I'm as masocistic as any good wholesome american gal, but cold weather and work...2 negatives don't equal equal a reason to leave my bed..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 620 |
You wanna check the weather in the UK. I absolutely hate getting up in the morning. I have to psyche my self up more than I do for the gym. It is freezing. My g/f and I went to Florida for two weeks in Nov. and it was gorgeous (Clearwater Beach). A couple of days when it wasn't AS hot, we were sunbathing and the locals were walking around in jumpers and coats, saying how cold it was. I hate living here and I would move to Fl tommorow, given the chance. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
strenght....well I thought about it ....and since your not from NY....I guess you and your girlfriend are welcomed to join the increasing population here in south Florida....but how shitty do you drive? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 784 |
Stoic/not too bright..occasionally they mean the same thing!!! Believe me, I friggin HATE driving in this shit. Couple weeks ago we had a FOOT come down. Couldnt leave home becuase the snow on the road was halfway up my poor Civics tires...had to wait for the plow so I could get to work. so, i get to work 2 1/2 hours late...and Im the last person to get there....I was going to call in and say I wasnt coming, but everyone else made it, so I had to go too. They would ahve sent one of the guys with a 4x4 to get me otherwise. They've done it before....our president has a bit of a Hitler complex. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1425 |
Hopefully you are lying next to a little hotty in the morning like shag! If not you get up a little early, dress warm and let your car warm up for atleast 10 minutes with the defroster on. Better than living where it is so hot you cannot use blankets in the summer. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 620 |
Hey, I'm a great driver. Only thing is we drive on the left side of the road over here so watch out. We hired a mustang conv. while we were on our hols and it was the first time I'd ever driver on the right. Seemed weird at first, but it wasn't so bad. We had about a foot of snow over here for New Year but now it's just raining, cold and windy. Boo hoo, I hate it here. Thankfully it's nearly weekend so I won't have to fight with myself to get up early tommorow! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
MP5...your just full of compliments lately honey...yet I get no e mail love ...but I think having a honey to make the time in bed more fun would make it even harder to get outta bed in a cold enviornment.....why not just stay in bed together and try to keep each other warm? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 49 |
Shags..you little devil.....so you actually live in south Florida now? I was thinking you were still here in PA. AAhhhhh, how nice that would be. What the hell am i still doing here...i need to be in a warm climate, so i can keep parading around shirtless! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1425 |
Yeah, it is fun to stay in bed in the morning with your girl...morning sex is the best. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
whhhuuuhhahahaha....you can still parade around shirtless....it might just be a bit nipply out dear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3487 |
cum to Norway and ill show you ------------------ "Pain, is just weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2377 |
Norway...you got freakin radio active deer!! not to mention frigid temps!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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