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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 04, 2001 05:01 PM

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I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense.


I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too!

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring wed make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...its breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

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posted January 04, 2001 05:06 PM

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funny stuff.

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posted January 04, 2001 05:32 PM

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Shagwell you are one switched-on bird baby!

I would like see a picture of you. I bet you have nice jubblies.

You have already seen my picture. Do my bits and pieces make you randy baby?

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posted January 05, 2001 12:27 PM

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whooop-dee-doooo !!! bumparoooo !!!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 05, 2001 12:30 PM

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I'm just about always "switched on" ...never saw your pic...my jubblies are much more jubbulicious lately....and to my suprise have not deflated yet

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posted January 05, 2001 12:30 PM

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Qoutes from jack handy, AkA Al Frankin.

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Crikey ! Somebody has deleted the Captain Insano post your picture post ! My picture and my mojo are lost !!!

Anyhow, shall we shag now, or shag later? I fancy now and later.

I bet you shag like a minx.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 05, 2001 12:42 PM

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No problem sugar...no pic needed....I'm completely turned on by your english grammer...I'm still quite in shock....es muy empresive my little chalupa

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posted January 05, 2001 12:49 PM

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AAAHHHH estabas bien, pero yo dese que t estuvieras mejor en la cama.

As long as free-love reigns, I'll be sound as a pound, baby, yeah!

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