New To The Board. Been Around For A Long Time. Thought I'd say hi and see what you can come up with.

are you named after the guy from 9 millimeter?

Have trained natural most of my life. Have done one cycle.

Weighed 150 in high school, weighed 170 when I started. I'm an old fuck now. 28 years old.

Been lifting for about five years. Like deads, squats, dips, pullups, chins -- the hard and heavy stuff.

My rhymes never stop
While yours come in doses
I would give you a hit
But machine you cant smoke this
I bring all plagues including the locust
You need to learn the heimlich
Cause your about to choke this.

Your turn sir, rip on a wigga.

I'll pop your head like a pimple
You're rhymes are too simple
Don't try to front
You been smokin that blunt

Well keep on hittin
Cuz that's the only way you'll be gettin
To a high like me
Only I got it naturally

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Originally posted by THeMaCHinE:
Do you think I exist for your amusement? How mundane. How do you propose that I amuse you? I'm here to please.

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Well Sparky, you can start by telling us something intensely personal, something you've kept secret from everyone around you, something so devestatingly shocking that if revealed, your wife would divorce you, you'd lose custody of the kiddies, and your own family would disown you.

Give us all the details and then we'll make fun of you.

Please entertain me. I've got so much work to do at my office, but it's so haaaarddd! I don't want to deal with it. I'm running out to Koo-Koo-Roo to pick up lunch. Back in five. Hope you'll have come up with something by then.

Nope, nothing I want to admit.

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Originally posted by WODIN:
Remember to make tapes of your sexual escapades with the wife to use as training videos for you new son. If it's a girl well that would be sick to show a lil girl a porno now wouldn't it?

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I don't mean to brag or boast,
but I got bitches from coast to coast,
I've got my P.H.D.,
I'm a new age Pimp,
Not a Gimp, walking with that crooked limp,
Pimps playa'z and hustla'z, ya'll just busta'z,
I've got this pimp game locked down,
and next I'm coming to yo town,
I'm not |big pimpin'| spending G's,
|bitch please|, you couldn't pay enough to get ahold of these,
tryin' to sniff around in my game,
I treat you hoes all the same,
I'm the Lion King and I've got you pussy cats tame,
try to bust in my door and get what I've earned,
I'll blow your silly ass to the curb, with a slow burn,
'cuz it's Pimpin' North, East, West, and South,
Don't act surprised, and whipe that nut off of your mouth,
That's what it's all about

MUCH LOVE ! Welcum !

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:::bitch betta have mah money:::

i bust flows
and break ho's
while drinking
80 o's

I pick my nose
scratch my butt
fight my dog
It all goes.

Besides I'm not going to drive all the way to Texas for you. Too many fights around here locally to travel... lol!