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Cool Novice 
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I just got back from the gym. A few new faces there (I guess it must be the time of the year). There was this one girl over on the squat rack, wearing knee pads like you would see a volleyball player wear. I guess she was using the elastic part as a knee wrap or something. That's not the funny part. Anyway, I see her squatting a plate a side...with the bar across the front of her shoulders...whatever that type of squat is called. She didn't look that strong, she had a slim build and didn't look like a female bodybuilder. But she was no newbee, that's for sure. So I start into my workout doing shrugs a few cages over from her. And she continues to load more weight on the bar. Another quater aside, still doing them with the bar across the front. Then as I finished my set, I hear her call over to me and ask me for a spot. She's got 2 plates aside (225) this time. So I go over and she instructs me as to how she wants the spot. She wants me to hold her around the waist and 'stay with her' the whole time. To make matters worse I'm in between girlfriends and in the middle of a test cycle. Well she no sooner had unracked the bar that I got a huge whiff of whatever perfume she was wearing. She hadn't got to the bottom of the squat when I felt the wood coming on. And I knew everyone was watching, because you never see a girl 'front squatting' 225. So I'm thinking 'baseball...baseball'. I managed to get away with only a partial chub as she only did about 5 or 6 reps. If I'd managed a full flegded hard-on she would have been doing twice as many...lol. I helped her rack it and fucked off to the other side of the gym to avoid any future 'spots'. What a way to start out the year!     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1345 |
That's a good story! you should have obtained full wood to see the expression on her face. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 574 |
haha! I like your name... the story was funny too... haha, Stan O'Zolol ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 896 |
dude that's awesome!! I'd totally pop wood no doubt, bwhahahahaha... she asked for it  ------------------ |
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