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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 02, 2001 03:54 PM

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Happy 2001 ...busy today, but thought I share some pearls of humor

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.


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BigJay81

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posted January 02, 2001 03:56 PM

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Hello


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Jackal

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posted January 02, 2001 03:56 PM

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you're a real cutey, Shag


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kat

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posted January 02, 2001 04:04 PM

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Hey Ms Shags...have a good New Year?


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bikinimom

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posted January 02, 2001 04:06 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Always good to start the year off laughing!

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....beauty knows no pain.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 02, 2001 04:21 PM

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Very pleasant New Years...thanx for asking....booze, no sex


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fistfullofsteel

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posted January 02, 2001 04:25 PM

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the saga continues for shags. o well, sucks to want what you can't have, ey?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 02, 2001 04:30 PM

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what I can't have??........whatever....I'm like a little kid in a Toys R Us store with my daddy's gold card.....just haven't found the right toy to take home yet


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kat

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posted January 02, 2001 04:34 PM

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same here Ms Shags...lotso alchohol, no nookie.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 02, 2001 04:53 PM

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Kat...no nookie? WHat happend to your b friend?...Did he get all drunk and have plenty of talk, but a limp game?...


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MP5

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posted January 02, 2001 04:56 PM

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Better than me, got dogged by all my friends so I had to settle for Dick Clark

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kat

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posted January 02, 2001 05:02 PM

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well, the boy and I have a deal....beer or sex. The smell of beer literally makes me want to puke, so unfortunately my beer swillin' sweetie is not very much of a turn on in a yeast induced inebriation.

Soooo....if he wants to partake of his Budweiser, he does not get to breathe anywhere within a mile radius of me.

He doesnt mind...he's always happy...when hes not drunk hes getting laid, when hes drunk hes happy anyway...so we're both happy


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 02, 2001 05:11 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by kat:

He doesnt mind...he's always happy...when hes not drunk hes getting laid, when hes drunk hes happy anyway...so we're both happy

Him being happy is what makes you happy?...aawww thats soo sweet....but does it work the opposite way?


MP%...I'm soo sorry...I wouldn't wish Dick Clark on my worst enemy!!...I hate that old ball droping thing in NY...

my night wasn't that great either...having drunk smelly men wanna kiss you and hug you after new years 'cause you don't have a boyfriend, is not as glamourous as it may sound


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kat

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posted January 02, 2001 05:16 PM

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ohhh yeah Ms Shags, makes kitty VERY happy...not subjected to smelly beer man!!!!!
Works out well for both of us....I get a nice sober guy who won't fumble about every time we do the horizontal mambo!


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Thick dog

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posted January 02, 2001 05:17 PM

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I'm under the impression that Shagwell spent New Year's Eve at a Monster Truck Rally...


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Gilbyag

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posted January 02, 2001 05:21 PM

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whats wrong w/monster truck ralleys???? hmmmmmm..... mr, what wrong with them, hu, hu.... yea, thats what I THOT YUD SAY!
hehehe


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted January 03, 2001 09:59 AM

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No truck rally thick...just a well liquored bar of wild and crazy guys....


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