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JohnnyO

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Posts: 3214
From:Houston, TX, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted January 02, 2001 03:53 PM

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When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue...
I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile...
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared...
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...
Stay away from me until your well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...
I pledge till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend.

The Ghost

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 736
From:Earth
Registered: Nov 2000

posted January 02, 2001 04:13 PM

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Awwwwhhhhhh Johnny! This means so much to me! I didn't know you cared!

-TG

Rex

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 197
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Dec 2000

posted January 02, 2001 04:41 PM

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Aw man that brought a tear to my eye. Hey if everything goes as planned your're gonna see my ass smiling alot more soon.

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-Wuuuu.
-Plan for the worst; Pray for the best.
-I'm funny?...How? I mean funny, like I'm a clown?...I amuse you? I make you laugh?

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