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1. "I'M GOING FISHING" Translation: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. 2. "IT'S A GUY THING" Translation: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. 3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translation: Why isn't it already on the table? 4. "UH HUH", SURE", or, "YES, DEAR" Translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translation: I have no idea how it works. 6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND" Translation: I was wondering if that blonde over there has a boyfriend. 7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD" Translation: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. 8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR" Translation: Are you still talking? 9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS" Translation: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. 10. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES" Translation: The girl selling them was real cute. 11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL" Translation: I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. 12. "HEY. I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING" Translation: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. 13. "I CAN'T FIND IT" Translation: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless. 14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translation: What did you catch me at? 15. "I HEARD YOU" Translation: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't have to spend the next three days yelling at me. 16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Translation: I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be much worse. 17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC" Translation: Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving. 18. "I'M NOT LOST, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE" Translation: No one will ever see us alive again.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 713 |
gaddamn that was funny Johnny  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 736 |
"14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translation: What did you catch me at?" How true this is! -TG | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 197 |
Hahaha. Funny JohnnyO. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2566 |
"I love it when you do that to me honey." Translation: I can't remember your name. "Can you lay in this position." translation: Your ass is blocking the TV. "I'll call you." translation: I'll call you a slut. "You look beautiful today." translation: I could really use a blowjob. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
quote: HAHAHAHA. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 713 |
Honey, I love you the way you are.. translation: I love your bank account and as long as the moneys around you can have sagging tits and a big ass. when the moneys gone, so am I | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2476 |
"Please don't change anything for me." I wont be around anymore by next Teusday anyway. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1432 |
"You are the first girl who made me feel this way..."
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Guru
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Hows about us girlies Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
...without you in it
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
We haven't had a fight in a while.
Cheap bastard.
I just do not want you as a boyfriend now.
I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
My puppy does this too.
I don't like you.
We're moving too quickly. I'll be ready in a minute. I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
I am doing your brother.
...unless I want an orgasm.
You are such a wimp I could never be sexually attracted to you.
Do you love me more than my husband?
Can I help you spell J-E-W-E-L-R-Y?
You better have a damn good reason for not calling.
I'll choose. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 713 |
Oh Shags, you have NO IDEA how often I use the last one..BWAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!! You're the best! |
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