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Elite Bodybuilder 
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now its time to recap last nite for me i started with shots of vodka got one sweet buzz on,then that girl showed up at teh party and we got our mack on all over my friends bed,he was pissed cuz it was wet as hell ,then my friends pissed in a wine bottle and told me it was just wine i took a sip then they laughed so i stopped and later found out what was in it,i got mouth wash then proceded to get my mack on till about 430 then i called it a nite,lets here soem of your stories ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started     | ||
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Guru 
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Well I started the night at my girlies and her friends apartment, it was about 8:00pm. I knew the night was going to be insane when the Domino's Pizza guy quit his job while delivering pizza to us and opted for some high grade marijuana that I offered him. I was like " why are you working right now", he was like "good point", I said "take a hit", he said "OK", the hit makes him contemplate his present motives, he quits, takes another hit and leaves us 4 more pizzas he was supposed to deliver and goes about his business. About an hour later I left, picked up my friend and we went to a Porn King's house where I honestly felt I was in heaven, there were at least 70 half naked women on drugs of all sorts. I was really dressed up, walked by the jacuzzi when asked "why dont you jump in here with is", UH OH, a mistake indeed, these women wanted me to unveil the goods, I delivered like Federal Express, so I lounged in the jacuzzi for about an hour, everyone did the countdown shit, then off to a room I went with a beautiful young blond lady. When I was done my friend was found passed out with some other chick, I wanted to leave so I threw this fool on my shoulder and toss him in my ride and drove to my girl's house, when I got home my girlfriend and her annoying crotch scratching leeches were waiting for me and my boy, my girl was drunk and kept asking me if she could smell my dick, she was checking up on me, I talked her out of it and we went to sleep, thats it. peace ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I was the one who posted that I might have nothing to do, since most of my friends were going to a party at this kids house that I don't like. Anyway I ended up going to a fraternity party at Rutgers with a friend of mine. Got there at 10 and by 11 I was totally fucking trashed. It was off the hook. I met like 30 people, mostly chicks. Hooked up with this one chick and got another's number. Wish I could have gotten some more ass though. Then I ended up bouncing at 3am with these two girls I'm friends with. We drove like an hour away to this party at some mansion on the beach. It was fucking off the hook but then the kids mom and dad started bitching about everyone being too loud and shit. I got home at like 6am and passed the fuck out. Just woke up and I'm still drunk. All in all a much better night than I thought I was going to have. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
By the way thats funny as hell about the Dominoes guy. We had a party one time were a Dominoes guy came in and took some bong hits as his tip. But it's awesome that he just quit like that, haha! You know after you smoke you don't want to do shit, especially deliver fucking pizzas on New Years. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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hah that pizza man story is funny as shit..anyways heres mine: got to my friends house at 6:30..they were already trashed as hell, so i drank a coke down to about 2-3 ounces..filled that fucker up with jack daniels all the way to the top..started buzzin after that cause its been a few months for me. what else..popped open the 12'er at around 8 and drank about 4-5 of those in an hour or so..went out and played in the snow(fun as shit drunk), well i proceeded to finish off that 12 pack, i was just carryin it around with me..everything else is a little blurry except the chick runnin in the room topless, at 12 i drank some champagne and more beer, then watched fear and i passed out when he started fingering the chick..woke back up at like 5 and my friends were still up so i puked, drank more, then passed out on the couch and woke up at 9..fuckin drunk and hungover as hell and watched ut get there ass kicked by kansas..so i had about 10-15 beers and 4-5 shots of jack.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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We got some church invitaions and we stood ouy in front of miss kitties, a little whore house in myrtle beach. oh god it was funny as hell. people would grab one and walk inside. i could picture em in there gettin a blowjob and readin a church invitaion at the same time. "Hmmm Very nice facilities there. what do you think you blasphemeing sex solicitor of head?" Plus on top of that we went to the Nascar go cart track and got kicked off every course cuz we were drunk and didn't care about jail time. This asshole was screaming hey! shitface! THE FUCKIN BREAK IS ON THE LEFT ASSHOLE! cuz i came in the little parking part goin about 40. that shit was fun as hell. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1014 |
man today was painful for me,she never did finish me off even though i made her cum like 8 times,blue balls hurt boys,i had to burp the worm myself ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started |
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posted January 01, 2001 11:43 AM
HEY, be patient and watch this fool take a hit!