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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 319 |
Hope everyone had a good new years. Last night i worked til 11, at 10.30 i delivered a pizza to 3 women, and they included a bag of crack with my payment, but i dunno if it was intentional or not. 2 rocks and some powder. it got thrown away, but has anyone ever had crazy shit like that happen?     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 181 |
Yeah, i was out to dinner with a freind of mine from DC. It was cold and he was wearing an out door parka with rolled up hood. The coat came from an old friend of his that had died several years prior, and my friend has never before worn the parka. When we left the restaurant my friend unrolled the hood, and out fell the huge baggy filled with coke. My friend nearly fucking passed out. He took it home and flushed down the toilet | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3216 |
no!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 181 |
Hehehe! "NO" meaning did he really flush it down, or did we actually go back to his place and pack our noses with an 6 ounces of coke. Lets just say the DC sewer microbes were having a happy time in DC that afternoon. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 91 |
SIX OZ's!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's enough to kill a elephant. Hey buckydingdong, have you ever gotten laid when you stoped at a place to deliver a pizza? Because some of the movies I've seen it where the pizza guy always gets laid. Granted the pizza was Ron Jeremy or Peter North. And the videos were made by Wicked or Vivid. Just wondering. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 297 |
I thought it was standard practice to tip with some CRACK COCAINE. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
i used to deliver chineese food.. i got lots of alcahol/pot for tips.. i also saw alot of naked chicks ususlly when i delivred to hotels..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 673 |
The first time I was going to Las Vegas with my brother, his wife & my GF at the time, we were layed over in Phoenix & my bro & I decided to get fucking liquored up at the pizza hut in the airport. They were having $1 shots at the time! Anyway, we end up bullshitting with this dude at the bar who is in his 40's or something like that..nice guy...we had some laughs & had been to some of the same places. Anyhow he was late for a flight & was saying goodbye to us when he leaned over to me & asked if we get high? I asked him whatcha got? He told me to put out my hand & handed me what appeared to be about 2 8balls of coke! I said thanks & he left. Then it hit me that this dude had just passed me some blow at a major airport & that I better get rid of it, being that we were being EXTREMELY obnoxious at the bar & people were looking at us & someone could have seen. So I go into the nearest restroom & into the stall to flush the shit, but before I do I dump as much of the shit onto the back of my hand that I possibly could & started sniffing like a dog looking for a bone! When I came out of that stall, it looked like I had been baking a fucking cake in there because the coke was all over my face, in my eyebrows, and all over my shirt! I would have kept some of the shit, but I was the only one out of the four of us who would've used any so it would've been a drag. O well! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 519 |
Did someone say Crack?!?! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 275 |
lol..just say no! be clean and keep the dream. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2149 |
If the waitress is hot I will give a quarter bag with the tip. The majority of the time I will be getting head from her later that night. |
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