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Spunky

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posted December 28, 2000 10:23 PM

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I was rubbing a load out standing in front of the bathroom sink.. and i think i shot a little premature spurt on my moms toothbrush... should i..

A) rinse it w/ hot water and put it back
B) throw it away
C) let it dry, then she'll think its just old toothpaste.


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slickdadd

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posted December 28, 2000 10:24 PM

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that has to be the funniest shit i've heard all day. I say rinse


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slickdadd

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posted December 28, 2000 10:25 PM

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Only 1 minute difference in the post times, if that. Damn im bored.


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danielson

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posted December 28, 2000 10:27 PM

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lol
(if serious, in warm water for couple of mins, 5 mins in diluted disinfectant, rinse thouroughly and good as new)-note would say use bleach as smells less than disinfectant but not sure if safe!

your just kidding though......right?


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JohnnyO

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posted December 28, 2000 10:30 PM

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of course he's kidding.. that's an odd place to do it in the bathroom, unless he was looking at himself in the mirror.. and that would be more odd.


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Spunky

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posted December 28, 2000 10:30 PM

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u think im joking? i ask for help.. and u think im JOKING????!?!?!??!


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Ganggreen53

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posted December 28, 2000 10:30 PM

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Break that fucker in half and set it ablaze. Just throw it out for real [if you are]. Musta been a hell of a shot. Kudos to you.

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E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
Huuughhhhh.


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slickdadd

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posted December 28, 2000 10:31 PM

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thats a good point


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Spunky

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posted December 28, 2000 10:32 PM

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JohnnyO: I do it in the bathroom about 90% of the time.. in front of the mirror every now and then.. But i also talk dirty to myself, so.. go figure.


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JohnnyO

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posted December 28, 2000 10:38 PM

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hehehe... i meant standing in front of the sink and doing that is odd... i usually sit down with a good magazine. but if you are serious just rinse it, it will be fine!


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Spunky

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posted December 28, 2000 10:44 PM

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ya know.. i think i've used a magazine to masterbate to maybe twice in my life, thats it. i usually go straight from imagination. there are so many women in this world i'd love to get my hands on... its not hard to get mental pictures.. =)


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danielson

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posted December 28, 2000 10:59 PM

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if you hell bent on the bathroom, use the toilet. u can flush. and u get pine scent.down side is you would probably have to bend over, but hell you've gotta be a contortionist for the sink!


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slickdadd

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posted December 28, 2000 11:01 PM

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Or pack some serious lumber.


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roidog420

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posted December 28, 2000 11:20 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Spunky:
I was rubbing a load out standing in front of the bathroom sink.. and i think i shot a little premature spurt on my moms toothbrush... should i..

A) rinse it w/ hot water and put it back
B) throw it away
C) let it dry, then she'll think its just old toothpaste.


D) Move out so you can blow it in your own personal sink.


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slack3r

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posted December 28, 2000 11:35 PM

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put some more jizz on it and leave it there..


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Spunky

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posted December 28, 2000 11:42 PM

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Im w/ slack3r!! im doing that right now bro!


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sxjunky

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posted December 29, 2000 12:19 AM

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LOL. I'm in tears. Either go with roidog420 and get your own place or just hide your mom's toothbrush and act dumb if someone asks you where it went.


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slack3r

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posted December 29, 2000 12:21 AM

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good..i just found a new idea to get my brother back when he makes me mad


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Spunky

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posted December 29, 2000 11:21 AM

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bump


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luv2workout

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posted December 29, 2000 11:24 AM

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OMG!!! LOL!! I think you should throw it away and go buy her a new one...oohhh thats too funny!


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JohnnyO

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posted December 29, 2000 11:25 AM

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dude! it's already the morning! hopefully she brushed her teeth!

(that would be better than saying she brushed her tooth)


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kat

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posted December 29, 2000 11:25 AM

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Hmmm..Im going to have to start inspecting my toothbrush now.


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Spunky

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posted December 29, 2000 11:32 AM

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anyways.. the whole thing was a joke.. but thanks for the good answers!


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Cleaner

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posted December 29, 2000 11:32 AM

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I will always llok at my brush in fear.
I'm the only male in the house but will still look.
AWAWAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


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