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 MY 69 post!....... what to do?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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OK, i gotta chick comin to see me this week from Georgia. I met her like one time i remembered she looked alright. But i think she is more attracted to me than her.Ive been talkin to her on the phone.... shes cool and all.... But i think shes plannin on comin down here and us fukin like animals the whole time, cuz i talk all that shit on the phone.Well if she dont look good im not hittin it..... but im gonna feel like an ass dissapointin her like that. But also she is gonna be stayin wit me for the week..... so thats another prob. GAWD, i never dreamed shed actually come that far.      | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1422 |
suck it up good, bad, and ugly do your duty man! ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1733 |
Shit man, if she's decent looking, go for it. Who cares? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
yea i guess i might drink a few beers or somethin | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3050 |
no matter what she looks like, there is always a biker gang in south LA that will trade you some meth or a carbuerator for her... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1733 |
Billy knows. All of his lady friends have been purchased with used car parts. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 318 |
Its all pink in the middle. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 586 |
"what am i, a bad guy?! do i ask u to fuck my friends?!" -rodney dangerfield in natural born killers one of the best lines ever written. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4047 |
Man a couple weekends ago, I went to my buddies pad and the girl that I was supposed to hook it up with didnt show up. Instead this skanky (not in a good way) red head showed she was skinny and had tits but she wasnt pretty to look at, looked like someone knocked her upside her head with a frying pan. Anyways, she wanted me (of course) and I said to my friend, dog Ima need like 6 more beers, then I can get on her. Well about 15 beers later, I dont know anything, I woke up and she was on top of me. We didnt fuck I know that much, but I hope nothing went on. She was assed out. I threw up before I went to bed apparently (blackout) but her ass didnt care frenching me in the morning and shit, I almost had to puke again. Moral is: if she doesn't look good before you start drinking skip her, that trick only works if the first time you see her is when your already fucked up. So either get your fade on before she gets there, and keep it all week or shoot her down early. Damn I tried like hell to get in the mood with that bitch, and I nearly drank myself into oblivion and she still looked marginal. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 38 |
If she is coming for a week and she doesnt look to good then pretend that you are so tired and fake fall asleep every time you guys are alone for the first 3 to 4 days. After that 4th day maybe just get a blow job and then you only have to deal with her for a couple of more days. On the 6th day get shit faced and bang her, that way if it isnt that bad, you will have another day to do the same. When she leaves dont blow her off and stay in touch with her for about a week or two. Then drop the bomb that you met someone else that has so much in common with you and you just wanted to be truthful with her. Tell her some shit like that and you cant go wrong, if you were talking shit before hand(sexual) shit and she calls you on it like coming down and staying with you then you have to do it because she will feel like an ugly ass if you dont pull through. That way you both can still be friends. |
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