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JohnnyO

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posted December 28, 2000 09:10 AM

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Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....

So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "Yea, This person willst gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.

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The Shadow

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posted December 28, 2000 09:12 AM

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LMAO @ JohnnyO

havoc

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posted December 28, 2000 09:14 AM

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Does the bible or religion particularly the Christian religion bother you Johnny? Reason for the inquiry is because lately you have been sort of making fun of many biblical or relgion related topics. Does the fact that many Christians dont accept the gay lifestyle get under your skin a bit?

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bikinimom

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posted December 28, 2000 09:15 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

See, you get what you pay for you cheap bastards!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

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WODIN

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posted December 28, 2000 09:15 AM

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In hind sight he should have given up the arm and leg.

JohnnyO

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posted December 28, 2000 09:21 AM

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Have I been making fun? I don't mean too, I just thought it was funny, but the religion stuff doesn't bother me.

I was really interested in the prophecy thing which is why I posted it. I wasn't making fun. There used to be this show Ancient Prophecies that I really liked, as well as Mysteries of the Bible, but I don't have time to watch that anymore.

And the other one was the God is a spectator post.. I meant that as a serious question.

havoc

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posted December 28, 2000 09:24 AM

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Was just curious brother, I wasnt really implying that you were. I am just against the hate that many people exhibit towards the gay community and I was hoping you werent pissed because of that bullshit sir. peace

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JohnnyO

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posted December 28, 2000 09:38 AM

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I spent a semester as a theology major at Loyola in New Orleans .. but I was really interested in the philosophy and science behind the bible and other books .. not you need to learn this because the pope tells you so. Probaby a non catholic university would have been a tad more objective in it's courses.

fistfullofsteel

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