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 I Have a Deep Dark Dirty Secret....
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Guru 
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I don't recycle..... ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Guru
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LMAO! I love the breast line! I don't recycle either. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 924 |
And I thought you were going to admit to your Bloussant addiction...hehehe
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Guru
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Well, I am a litter bug! | ||
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Guru
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Wodin is a sperm recycler. Snowballer! | ||
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Guru
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I also don't return shopping carts to their desiginated place..... | ||
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Guru
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Thick Dog is really Havoc's love slave. Red ball in the mouth, gimp hud, the whole nine yards. The photo's are quite disturbing, reminescent of the Venus Beach Sex Cult. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2534 |
I assisted Wodin's wife in her quest for intense self-exploration. The most notable discovery of the whole procedure after the smoke had cleared, however, was my stinky finger and dented-up tonsils. | ||
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Guru
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sometimes i take a penny, but never leave a penny... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 924 |
SB - you are goin' to hell for that boy. Repent now for the time is nigh.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I don't recycle either...  ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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I found thicks girl friend down in lil Havana hookin for cigar butts. Whats up with that? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2295 |
I never write my account number on credit card check payments...... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2428 |
I haven't written a check in over 2 years. I have a numbered account in the caymens. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 924 |
I drink milk up to 3 days past the expiration date... I have returned movies late.... | ||
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Guru
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well this one time when I was at band camp I ... you finish this sentence. | ||
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Guru
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WHat is the fridge time on food you have cooked...like chicken or turkey, say you cook it over a week ago...if its in the fridge its good for how long? ....would 4 weeks be pressin' my luck? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 924 |
I used to be a midget... | ||
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Freak 
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I never rewind my movies. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I like to throw marbles over my shoulder when I'm in the front car on a roller coster. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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I always eat a piece(or two) of fruit while Im grocery shopping w/out paying for it.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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i enjoy when my midget cleans my ass---refer to the midget thread ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Guru
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luvtoworkout....with out washing them???!!! you are bad....very bad |
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