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 substitute COCK for COKE this will be fun
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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When my niece and nephew come over they beg my mom for COCK. I hate it when I spill my COCK on the carpet.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
diet-cock  ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Cherry-Cock ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
hehee.. have a cock and smile! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1171 |
Caffeine free cock ------------------ BROS BEFORE HO'S | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
"hehee.. have a cock and smile!" Thats good! Enjoy Cock | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
i got high on COCK last night.. Cock-a-cola is it! Cock machine.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 315 |
I'll have a rum & cock. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3140 |
Cock .. it's the real thing. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 337 |
boy. i can't wait 'till Ranger sees this. he'll come up with the funniest list ever and ends it up by saying "it's all good". [This message has been edited by BigBazooka (edited December 28, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 396 |
from the cock-whore "i had a whole line of cock" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2535 |
- My cock is fizzing - This cock tastes awfully sweet - I'm having some nuts and a cock for lunch - If you shake that cock, it will explode | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Cock makes May1010 belch when he is done with it. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3140 |
"I want two quarter-pounders with cheese, fries, and a large cock" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 396 |
lol @ cptInsano | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2271 |
....and super-size that cock. (I can't believe you missed that one, Johnny!) ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3060 |
my drunken uncle tried to put his cock in my mouth | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 156 |
UH OH! I think JohnnyO is O'd'ing on COCK. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
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hmmmmm i think i need a 12 pack of cock | ||
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Cool Novice
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peggy sue!! get all those empty cocks out of the yard!! yathink we live in a trailer?! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
I'd like to buy the world a cock... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
George W. Bush likes cock. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
Sailor Girl - you horny lil' devil. You are TOO hot. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 683 |
"I'll have a Pepsi" "I'm sorry, we only have cock." ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1310 |
Can i have a Captain n cock ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 491 |
Growing up a poor young lad, my grandpa was rarely treated to cock. Cock was a delicacy. My grandfather begged for cock. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3060 |
with a cold cock in hand, i began to watch the midget porn.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1271 |
quote: You can have me any day.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
"he had so much cock up his nose his head was about to blow" ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3140 |
History of Cock Cock was invented in May 1886 by Dr. John S. Pemberton in Atlanta, Georgia. The name "Cock" was suggested by Dr. Pemberton's bookkeeper, Frank Robinson. He penned the Cock name in the flowing script that is famous today. Cock was first sucked down at a soda fountain in Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta by Willis Venable. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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lol CI...i was referring to Captain Morgan...But Captain Insano will do...  ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4054 |
In a recent conversation of mine: "Hey Thick Dog you want a cock?" he replied: "Slopain, Im pretty thirsty do you mind if I have 2??! Are you having any?" I says: "hehe sure lil scamp you can have two cocks to fill you up.. and no, my soon to be satiated friend, I am strictly a sprite drinker." ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 238 |
i snorted some cock last night | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2535 |
Slopain sucks coke for cock. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
TWO FOR ONE COCK SPECIAL!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
Say it again and i'll cold cock ya! I'll have the foot long, does cock come with that! I dont need the extra calories so i'll take a diet cock! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: This is my personal favorite. Nice work Thick. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
How about: "Has anybody seen where I put my cock?" Or: "Is that your cock or mine?" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 491 |
I work at mcdonalds and when the truck comes in we have to carry in these big boxes of cock. They hook up the cocks to this big machine and it spits out cock, the people buy a cup to put their cock in. Interesting concept eehh? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 491 |
bump | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1321 |
when you leave your cock out of the fridge for too long what do u get? .. a hot cock! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 666 |
I can't have any cock in the evening because then I'll be up all nite. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1321 |
when you put a bananna peel over your cock, dip it in water, and marinate it for 3 hours what do u get..... a slippery, wet, tender cock! am i turning any women on? Bikkini mom? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 598 |
Auto tip: when hotshoting a car, first thoroughly clean battery contacts with you cock. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 238 |
I LIKE TO SMASH COCKS WITH HAMMERS!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 491 |
Isn't atlanta georgia the main bottlery for cock? Man there must be a lot of cock there. I wish I could go and just take all of their cock. Whenever my grandma eats pizza she always has to wash it down with a nice cock. My mom always gets a lotta cock around the holidays. Why is cock at the movie theatres always so expensive? Walmart brand cock always tastes nasty.
My nephew always begs me to buy him a cock but I always say no.
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Cool Novice
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How much for an 8-ball of cock I barly felt anything with that last gram of cock you sold me Which do you prefer Cock or Diet Cock? I heard if you rub cock on metal it will take away rust. Whenever my wife is dehydrated I just give her a tall glass of cock and that usually does the trick! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 598 |
I am using a razorblade and mirror to cut my cock right now! | ||
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Guru
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nuthing shrinks your coke like cock. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) |
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