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2Thick

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posted December 28, 2000 01:20 AM

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A retired South African doctor has invented an ingenious new device to help quell the fears of many women in the rape-plagued nation of South Africa. Doctor Jaap Haumann's "killer tampon" is beautiful in its simplicity, and in yer old pal Jerky's opinion, is a fucking awesome idea. Let's let the good doctor explain how the device works, in his own words: "I designed a hard cylindrical plastic core which contains the spring blade, which slices when pressed against. This plastic core is covered by soft material, the same as a real tampon. This is then inserted by the woman. When the rapist attacks the woman and penetration takes place, the point of his penis will touch the section containing the blade and it, or at least a part of it, is sliced off." One bonus side-effect of this device is the fact that the resulting rapid blood loss would incapacitate the aggressor almost immediately, and in many cases, lead to the rapist's death, lessening the burden on South Africa's already overtaxed policing and jail systems. Huzzah for the doctor! A true humanitarian and lover of women if ever their was one!

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WODIN

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posted December 28, 2000 06:27 AM

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Talk about your lethal weapons. I like it, a rapist deserves a speedy trial and execution! What if she forgets to take it out though. "Opps, sorry honey, my pussy just cut your dick off!"


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BigBazooka

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posted December 28, 2000 07:04 AM

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hmmm. cool idea, but when a woman gets some of that rapist's HIV positive blood in her vagina, it doesn't sound so cool no more..

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chesty

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posted December 28, 2000 10:16 AM

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Of course it doesn't really matter cause if he has penetrated her she already can get hiv. I highly doubt most rapists where condums. In fact I know most don't (police work)

So, while she may contract a disease, he bleeds to death. I prefer arming them and providing training on avoiding situations that make them more susceptible to being raped so that they may defend themselves before they actually become a rape victim.


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special_bill

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posted December 28, 2000 10:19 AM

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this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard off...sounds like removal would a trial by fire...


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bikinimom

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posted December 28, 2000 10:22 AM

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Sounds bizaare, but having personal knowledge of how it feels to have such an act perpetrated upon one, I believe the "gadget" may have some merit.

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Slopain

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posted December 28, 2000 10:38 AM

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hmmm I might have to look this up and stick it in my ass if Special Bill and I every make it to TJ together. haha will he have a suprise waiting for him, am I typing??

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schlong

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posted December 28, 2000 11:26 AM

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thats not new, they were doing that back in Vietnam, when the GI's would try and rape the woman, oops no more dicky.....LOL

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Badatta2d

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posted December 28, 2000 01:04 PM

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How many guys actually felt pain when reading this story?? Ughhhhhhhhhh


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The Canadian Oak

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posted December 28, 2000 07:29 PM

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i felt like my dick was being cut off jsut reading it,all rapeists should be shot,how someone could hrut another person that way is beyond me

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Joseph_stalin

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posted December 29, 2000 03:47 PM

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they have had those for years. but the earlier models had barbed harpoons instead of blades.

i guess too many women forgot to take them out when they had sex with their boyfriends, and they took em off the market.


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delts

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posted December 29, 2000 10:27 PM

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Perfect justice! LOL

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Luca Brasi

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posted December 30, 2000 02:53 AM

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Sounds nasty I think the doc has too much time on his hands.
So 2Thick this is where you hang out on the chat forum talking about tampons j/k

Luca


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