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Author | Topic: Killer Tampon!!!!!!! | ||
Moderator Posts: 5821 |
A retired South African doctor has invented an ingenious new device to help quell the fears of many women in the rape-plagued nation of South Africa. Doctor Jaap Haumann's "killer tampon" is beautiful in its simplicity, and in yer old pal Jerky's opinion, is a fucking awesome idea. Let's let the good doctor explain how the device works, in his own words: "I designed a hard cylindrical plastic core which contains the spring blade, which slices when pressed against. This plastic core is covered by soft material, the same as a real tampon. This is then inserted by the woman. When the rapist attacks the woman and penetration takes place, the point of his penis will touch the section containing the blade and it, or at least a part of it, is sliced off." One bonus side-effect of this device is the fact that the resulting rapid blood loss would incapacitate the aggressor almost immediately, and in many cases, lead to the rapist's death, lessening the burden on South Africa's already overtaxed policing and jail systems. Huzzah for the doctor! A true humanitarian and lover of women if ever their was one! Taken from DailyDirt.com | ||
Guru Posts: 2461 |
Talk about your lethal weapons. I like it, a rapist deserves a speedy trial and execution! What if she forgets to take it out though. "Opps, sorry honey, my pussy just cut your dick off!" | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 345 |
hmmm. cool idea, but when a woman gets some of that rapist's HIV positive blood in her vagina, it doesn't sound so cool no more.. ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 4311 |
Of course it doesn't really matter cause if he has penetrated her she already can get hiv. I highly doubt most rapists where condums. In fact I know most don't (police work) So, while she may contract a disease, he bleeds to death. I prefer arming them and providing training on avoiding situations that make them more susceptible to being raped so that they may defend themselves before they actually become a rape victim. | ||
Guru Posts: 3074 |
this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard off...sounds like removal would a trial by fire... | ||
Moderator Posts: 2293 |
Sounds bizaare, but having personal knowledge of how it feels to have such an act perpetrated upon one, I believe the "gadget" may have some merit. ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 4077 |
hmmm I might have to look this up and stick it in my ass if Special Bill and I every make it to TJ together. haha will he have a suprise waiting for him, am I typing?? ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board)
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 90 |
thats not new, they were doing that back in Vietnam, when the GI's would try and rape the woman, oops no more dicky.....LOL ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 240 |
How many guys actually felt pain when reading this story?? Ughhhhhhhhhh | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 981 |
i felt like my dick was being cut off jsut reading it,all rapeists should be shot,how someone could hrut another person that way is beyond me ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 668 |
they have had those for years. but the earlier models had barbed harpoons instead of blades. i guess too many women forgot to take them out when they had sex with their boyfriends, and they took em off the market. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 628 |
Perfect justice! LOL delts ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 589 |
Sounds nasty I think the doc has too much time on his hands. So 2Thick this is where you hang out on the chat forum talking about tampons j/k Luca |
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