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 Do You Secretly Enjoy The Smell Of Your Own Farts?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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You do don't you? Admit it sicko!     | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3038 |
i savor them...one time in pchem lab, i farted into a compressor and compressed it into a solid... i think you call it a turd...i made a keychain out of it... [This message has been edited by special_bill (edited December 27, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1199 |
Nothing like letting a good greasy one rip right on the head of an unsuspecting friend watching TV... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 485 |
Yes, i love them | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2124 |
In highschool i worked at a oil change place and when we would get a new kid I would order Taco bell for lunch on Saturday and by the end of the day the bean are working. I would take my empty coke cup and fart in it then put the top on. Ask the new kid to smell of it and see if it smelled like DP or coke. Then I would hold the cup to his nose. hehehehe! only one of them got pissed and quit. I got in trouble that day for doing this. I told the Manager I'm 16 and did not need to take shit off him for $5.25 and hour and quit also. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 27 |
dude, remember how you asked if you should "stay or go"?
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1199 |
I love you too man. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 963 |
protein farts are the best,man melting the wallpaper off the walls yum yum ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 311 |
I like to fart under the bedcovers, then stick my head under the blanket and smell my fart. It seems to make the fart sronger and the smell lasts longer. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
That move is commonly called the "Dutch Oven." Works best when you have an unsuspecting girlfriend in bed with you. Warning: She will catch on after one or two. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 253 |
u r sick mother fuckers, sorry dudes. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 82 |
i love em espically the nasty protein farts.., i really like them in my car so they stink forever and their in such a compact space | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 520 |
of course i love the smell .... whats this secretly all about ? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 334 |
"it's the fart-game. you'll play it one day, son!" "..and your best friend wont even get mad when you fart on his face. he'll be watching football and saying: "that was a good one..my mouth was open...my mouth was open" -eddie murphy in "delirious" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2407 |
I go into my closet to fart. Savor the Aroma! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2927 |
I love to smell farts so much that I get into my trunk and let loose around 25 in like 15 minutes, the smell is like vicks vapo rub, its quite enthralling. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1171 |
I love it when im in bed & fart so I can wave the farts right up to my nose with the covers. I dont know what I'll do if I ever get married though. ------------------ BROS BEFORE HO'S | ||
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Moderator
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I even have my little girls reveling in their own nasty gaseous productions! "Mommy, I just made a REALLY BIG stinky bodybuilder protein fart!" ....makes my eyes well with tears and my bosom swell with pride! ------------------ |
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posted December 27, 2000 05:35 PM
HEY, be patient and watch this fool take a hit!
