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 Question for the Girlies....Guys keep you smart ass remarks short:)
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Guru 
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OK...I'm totally prepaired for the back lash of this but I gotta ask...Girls...after going from a high protein diet to a crash high carb very low protein, have you ever had breast swelling? I'm talking like pms symptoms, but no other bloating or swelling, and not pmsing... Very strange, because in past diets of high carb I've noticed weight gain all over and some water retention. But not just this.....am I still in puberty, is this the christmas miracle....or is good helping me to find a guy?? Any educated responses, or whimisical humor accepted ------------------ My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Guru
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I love you! All women try this diet ASAP! | ||
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Guru
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Come now, with your nutrition background you should know that it is probably due to the water retention from the high carbs. I think you are just looking for an excuse to tell everyone how amply breasted you find yourself to be. | ||
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Guru
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Thick...I know this but high carb usually give me water retention everywhere.....but this is not the case.....just very odd....... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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how old are you shags? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 630 |
Can't help you there doll..but my diet isnt extreme, so it wouldnt be much of a crash. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2296 |
23... where my bitches at??.....or any guys with gyno out there? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1324 |
Shag, you might need them to be examined by a male with vast breast experience, let me know and we can set up an appointment.  Hey, don't you check your email?------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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You're Pregnant! | ||
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Guru
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i will need to see pics to give you my honest opinion...one from the front and one from the side (both in heels) should suffice.. i do this out of love... | ||
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Guru
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Big Truck...it might just be the emaculant conconception...for real sugar....I felt nauseous driving to work this morning, and I almost had to pull over...I'm never nauseous...weird stuff happening with my body.... MP5...yes...I haven't gotten any e mail love lately | ||
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Guru
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You got a gyno guy here, but it does not have that effect on me. I just get a little bloated like you said. It attually tends to hide they gyno when I am a little bloated. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Bullshit! Shags says she's 23. I read somewhere else on this site that she was 16, so who's telling the truth?? ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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she has said she was 23 numerous times...I think its Sailor girl or one of those who is pre-pubescent. | ||
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Guru
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Here's my theory...perhaps the food I ate over the holidays have artificially increased my free estrogen levels: Estrogen levels in a serving of beef and other foods(ng): Milk, 8 fluid ounces 34.0 Cabbage, 4 ounces 2,700.0 Soybean oil, 1 tablespoon 28,370.0 | ||
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Guru
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To put it into perspective, heres the average production of estrogen a day: Daily human estrogen production (ng). Girls before puberty Boys before puberty Non-pregnant woman Pregnant woman Normal adult male a Presented as the summed production of estradiol-17p and estradiol per 24-hour period. So conciderign the numbers.....the cabbage could be a possible suspect.... Hey Kat...wanna try the cabbage diet with me? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I'm sticking with the pregnant theory... tis' the season for immaculate conception... I know some of the other barbarians in this community have loutishly offered their "services" in checking your, ummm... condition. I can't think of a way to offer my expertise without sounding like I'm coming onto you. I will just state simply that I have experience with boobs of all natures -- pregnant included. If you wish for me to examine your, ummm... breastular region, I would be happy to do so -- at no charge. I assure, as the son of a doctor, that my motives are completely altruistic and I am only concerned about your personal well-being. | ||
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Guru
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BigTruck...well if its in the name of medical science...then by all means...bring those big hands towards my naughty pillows | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 668 |
shags, email your diet to djane, so i may titty fuck her!!! or we can skip the middle chick and just go at it ourselves... i will let you call me dan marino!! | ||
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Guru
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madbomer....ahhh...no...hows that dog of your doing?....crapping on your mom's floor now? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Shag, I emailed you before x-mas and you never wrote back.  Maybe I will try again. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Pro Bodybuilder
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There is a high level of estrogen or progesterone in American food. Many Asian women I know have moved to the US when adults and suddenly developed much bigger knockers. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 668 |
whoa, you turned ME down??? what the fuck!?!?!! i like to cuddle i give great oral i lay pipe like the mario brothers, without the fat rolls!!!!!! AND i was gonna let you call me dan!!!! fuck, now i am gonna MAKE you call me THERMAL FROM BUFFALO (not the old ripoff version you guys had this year)....
by the way, did you send me that canada thing? it said it was from afentshagwell, so i figured you just used an f instead of a g. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I would think that if the food you ate artificially raised your estrogen levels, the effect would have been more immediate and short-lived. Also, it seems that an increase in free estrogen would cause body-wide effects, rather than localized effects. That said, maybe the effect of your diet in general (sudden switch from protein to carbs) has caused a hormonal imbalance and/or change in your system? I would imagine it will be a short-lived experience until your body adjusts itself to your new nutritional intake. I'm theorizing on all of this... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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is that what you listed above MsShags? Is it working? I like sauerkraut and perogies...LOVE them in fact...last time I had sauerkraut though there was too much vinegar and I had the worst stomachache for two days after....mind you, I also ate enough saurkraut for three people, so that might have been it  | ||
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Guru
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Mad...I don't like to cuddle dear....and I didn't send you anything this year for chrismas sweety.....sorry | ||
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Cool Novice 
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wow, i got an email about some canada shit... i know its someone from this board cuz it was from i dont like to cuddle either, so wham bam, get the fuck out and let me watch tv ma'am is good for me. | ||
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Guru
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BigTruck.....thanks for your insight ....so I guess I won't go out and buy new bras huh.....thank god....I just couldn't go through life thinking people were looking at me for my body instead of my mind kat...my roomate in college once went on the cabbage diet...all see had was cabbage soup all the time...that and she smoked alot of weed....she was skinny as a rail before she started....and had no chest Mad...sorry wasn't me my e mail is [email protected]..... | ||
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Guru
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Mad....your new name sucks | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I'm still taking you up on the scientific experiment that includes your "naughty pillows" -- I'll be thinking of your mind though, I promise! | ||
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Cool Novice
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if my new name sucks i am printing it out and setting it on my lap. | ||
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Guru
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She is all talk. She was supposed to help the cum tasting also and it never happened. | ||
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Guru
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bump ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Breast update....still swole'....difficulties sleeping on stomach and running due to pain....starting not to like this.....still eating high carb...... Plan of Attack: | ||
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Guru
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So are your jubblies sticking out so far as to make you sort of lean forward or feel like you are falling forward when you run? Do they swing independently of one another in a counter clockwise pattern? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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maybe it's your bodies way of protesting because you haven't had sex in over a year. there is only one solution if this is the case shags, unfortunately i can't help out. sorry playoff time. | ||
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Guru
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wodin....well in my Champion Jog Bra Supra Compression (the #1 sports bra- they should be they cost a small fortune, and I have many)...shaking or swaying is very very minnimal....however the vibrations seem much more irritating fist...lol...my punishment?...is the condition punishment enough???!!! | ||
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Guru
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FFS may be on to something here. You could have the female version of blue balls. Except your back up occurs in your breast! ------------------ [This message has been edited by WODIN (edited December 28, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
of course i am right, i am always right. ok, i am right most of the time, ok i am sometimes right. well ok, fuck you, i am hardly right but what's your point? i am just trying to help a bro get laid. can't blame me on that. shags, it is going to get worse so it's time for who to share yourself with the rest of florida. i recently got a call from the fellas in florida and they said there is a major poo tang shortage. shags might be the solution to the problem. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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LMAO @ this thread. I'm really trying to be good... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Shag, I've never experience this!! But, it sounds interesting!! lol |
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