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 Guys with Hairy Asses
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Novice 
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Do you guys shave your ass? I have more hair than I'd like right in the crack of my ass. Kinda self conscience about it. Nothing like a chick sticking her hands down your pants to find out your a gorilla. So seriously guys, what do you do....cause I know I'm not the only one.    | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2020 |
No, its gods will, certainly not mine. ------------------  | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1731 |
I braid mine dude. Chicks love it. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3132 |
gross. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1731 |
I got the idea from Johnny O. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3132 |
I'm surprised you have time to braid it considering you are always picking the toilet paper from your ass. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1731 |
I actually employ 2 beautiful women to do that for me now Johnny. Anyway, you're the one who sent me the email asking for a lock of my dirty asshair in the mail. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3132 |
haha.. i hope you get your ass waxed someday.. i'm going to bribe every salon in Colorado to pull the wax slowly. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1731 |
I'll make sure and send you the used wax paper. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited December 27, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 585 |
Ass Waxer: That's gotta be a crummy job. I mean, what do you tell people you do for a living? "Uh, well I am a specialist in the de-folication of the nether regions." "I sculpt schrubery." "I don't care who you are, as long as you wipe." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 101 |
Use clippers if the dingleberries get too bad. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
I got the shitty end of the stick too and am stuck with a hairy ass and legs. I guess if I ever need to get the hair graft I'll be in good shape. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 673 |
im italian so im cursed with the gorilla ass too. my gf doesnt really give a shit. if she did id probably resort to the razor.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 657 |
Be a man! Get your ass waxed! It's not a big deal ... just do it. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 26 |
doesn't it itch when it grows back? itchy nuts you can get to, your gonna look crazy scratchin your ass all day. what if it grows in thicker and longer? i say live and let live | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4041 |
My girl gets her self waxed on the westside, they call it the Playboy wax - they do your front then tell you to get on all fours and do your ass. The place is totally upsacale, models and actresses go there. Is this the kind of place your talking about may? Or do you do it yourself? ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 597 |
I shave mine & use a beard trimmer to do the crack. Theres nothing more disgusting than body hair IMO, and asshair is the worst kind!!! There is NO WAY IN HELL any woman is gonna convince me that they dont mind a hairy ass. If that were true, then they would have one! Chances are that if your gf is telling you that, she is just saying what she is supposed to, or has never been with a guy with a nice & smooth, tan, muscular ass---like me! LATER APEBOYS | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 657 |
Slopain - I think a playboy wax is probably the same as what we call a Brazil wax ... waxing around the hole. But, if ya got hairy cheeks, those should be seen to as well. Yeah, you get it done in a salon. Luckily, in San Francisco, there are several gay owned salons whose clients are exclusively gay guys so I'm never embarassed or feel awkward getting this done. For the rest of you who are contemplating getting your asses waxed, I have a feeling you're all going to be very embarrassed. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3132 |
hmm... all gay salon, butt cheeks flying high.. i would be concerned about getting turned on. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
Invite your sex partner (guy or gal) to shave you as a form of foreplay. It will give your partner permission to tell you their true feelings about how they feel about your hairy ass. Maybe they welcome shaving it or maybe they refuse cause they like it that way. And maybe they'll let you shave parts of them in return you wished were neater. Shaving sessions are very intimate and the sex afterwards is great. It gives your partner a chance to show they can be trusted, and "take care of you". | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1199 |
Ohhhh yessss, let me shave that hairy ass!!! MMMM.... yeah, ooohhhh... hahahaha! lol! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Inheriting the Italian features from my father I am cursed w/ hairy legs and ass, but my chest doesn't have much at all. What I did is invested in a eletric razor that barbers use to cut hair. Put on a number 1 or 2 gaurd and just go up your legs and ass cheeks w/ that fucker till its even and not so "bushy". But for the love of Jebus be careful man. As a matter of fact I'm taking the number 1 to my legs tonite. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1315 |
I guess that I missed the boat on this one. I though a hairy ass was in so I have been pouring rogaine down the crack. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 585 |
"Invite your sex partner (guy or gal) to shave (your ass) as a form of foreplay." Hugh is trying to formulate this concept into a good pick-up line.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 131 |
THAT IS SOME SICK SHIT BROS!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 253 |
my girl got pissed at me when I shaved my ass, she loves it. Now, she doesn't mind it when I trim it a little, because I do get jungle ass if I don't watch it. But she's never minded the hair, even when she's doing something "really fucking naughty", down there. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2270 |
Hubby shaves his entire body, not that he's the hairiest guy on the planet....he just likes to show off his physique. He uses clippers all over. My salon won't wax ALL that. The woman who waxes me (armpits and bikini) will wax EVERYTHING but THAT particular area....so I just break out the clippers and trim what is left. So far, no complaints. My hubby also prefers a well-manicured front lawn. ------------------ |
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