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 You might be a bodybuilder if...
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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You know how many carbs are in a single-serving cracker packet. You associate "gear" with something other than clothes or bike parts. You lift. Lifting is as good or better than sex. You know what a reverse cobra curl, a supinated grip and your serratus is. You think six meals a day is eating light. Nobody but you understands your diet. Your mom and grandma keep saying you're getting "too big." You've got an obsession with protein. You've got gas that can melt paint (see above).
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 976 |
you stop by the mirror for 15 minute posing sessions 5 times a day(that may just be me) ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2535 |
You post all day on a bodybuilding internet chatboard. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 188 |
You stress the importance of training legs more than the average bear. I'm so glad I train legs. At my game today I seen a kid on the other team whos legs w/ pads on were skinnier than mine w/ pads off. C Oak: I like your quotes man. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1324 |
You read yourself to sleep each night with "Anabolics 2000" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2134 |
Women would give me enough time. There always phuking with me. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2535 |
LOL@MP5, I used to do that with the World Anabolic Review. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 388 |
You can cut callouses off the palms of your hands with scissors. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 18 |
You excitedly jump up and down every time you find a new vein bulging from your arms. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 239 |
you save your jizz and load up a 18" cannon with it and shoot up for extra protein. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 338 |
..you don't drink on new years eve, "cause it's leg day tomorrow" ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2428 |
If you walk past the day care and see the sign "Free Juice" and get excited for about 2 seconds! Or see the sign, "Gear Hear!" above the entrance to the locker room and just smile. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2937 |
Your shit count for the week is above 40. You have a collection of shakers. You use old Twinlab bottles to store your high grade marijuana. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1299 |
You don't come home from college much 'cause it'd fuck up your cycle... You're in your 2nd year of college and haven't had your first beer... You always have some sort of protein bar in your pocket/car/book bag, just in case... You don't mind posing in skimpy looking trunks like most guys only want their girlfriends in... You check the Elite Fitness boards on CHRISTMAS DAY!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 630 |
your boyfriend is begging for Mcdonalds because he's tired of chicken and tuna. and he used to love chicken and tuna. when where your weights at home take up more space than your clothes. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2029 |
You can't walk past a parked car on a sunny summer day without throwing a bicep up against the glass for the ultimate reflection. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
You don't look in the mirror on a lower carb day in fear of looking small. You have certain clothes on leg, chest and back day that highlight the pump in the mirror. You compare yourself to every guy that even LOOKS like he might work out and then you dissect the physique ie. No calves....Not a big enough back. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 941 |
...you think most of the women in Playboy could use a little more muscle... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 659 |
You get up at 12 or 1:00am to go work out! lol  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 289 |
Your awake at 5:30 AM and can't get back to sleep, because your too excited to go and do your workout, so you GO NOW! Yaw!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
Your dieting for a show and 6 weeks in you eat a large pizza hut deep dish pizza with everything on it in 5 minutes, then make your way to the bathroom to puke it up, then you slug down a protein drink because you feel guilty.(Sorry that may be just me) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
You move acrossed the country for the only reason is to be 10 minutes from mexican border! You try on clothes and your only concern is that they dont make you look small All your meals are timed almost to a tee. You shave your whole body. You have a full lenght mirror in your house and a lighting system that makes you look good. You tan even when your not doing a show, just to bring out your cuts. Your always writing out new workout routines and diets You can listen to 50 people tell you that you look great but if one tells you that your off, it fucks with you for days! You get pissed when someone talks to you during a set and you just cant understand why they dont realize it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
You just finished a cycle and are trying to stay clean for awhile and loose for sex drive and you tell your wife that it is not her its the bean You have pretty good form and just not swinging the weight up like alot of just weightlifters do You have worn a fanny pack before You have to answer questions like how much do you bench and how big are your arms and try to tell them that you dont max out and they dont understand what you mean You are always responding to peoples questions when they ask that the only way a person looks like that is because of steroids and you try to convience them that it is also about 90% diet and they dont understand you. |
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posted December 26, 2000 03:37 PM
HEY, be patient and watch this fool take a hit!
