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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 26, 2000 01:32 PM

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what would be the most appropriate method of execution?


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special_bill

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posted December 26, 2000 01:35 PM

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make him read all the ridiculous stuff he posts..


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JohnnyO

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posted December 26, 2000 01:37 PM

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i would say gang rape but he might enjoy it too much.


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 26, 2000 01:44 PM

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I was thinking battle to the death with alter-ego Special Bill a'la "Fight Club."


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Checkmatebloated

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posted December 26, 2000 01:51 PM

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Getting his ass wiped continuously with sandpaper until he bleeds to death.


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Captain_insano

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posted December 26, 2000 01:54 PM

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Bury him with just his head sticking out of the ground and decapitate him with a "John Deere Rider Lawnmower"-all thats left would be an El Bloody ass-o Stump...

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Rotten

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posted December 26, 2000 02:03 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Captain_insano:
Bury him with just his head sticking out of the ground and decapitate him with a "John Deere Rider Lawnmower"-all thats left would be an El Bloody ass-o Stump...


I see a pattern developing. I think we have a serial lawnmower here.


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BigTruck

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posted December 26, 2000 02:05 PM

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I noticed that too. Bet no one gets pissed like when it was a cat


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 26, 2000 02:09 PM

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Tell him to get "Chinese Take-Out" on train tracks, but big train come instead!


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el ass-o wipe-o

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From:i bunk with chesty and fistfullofsteel. we are like sisters. there so sweet. makes me want to cry.
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posted December 26, 2000 06:10 PM

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i say we let him go!

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...and i break u over my knee, like so!!!


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 26, 2000 06:28 PM

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Not with George W. in office. All canucks are going to be executed.


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el ass-o wipe-o

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posted December 26, 2000 06:33 PM

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ahhh... come on guys. stop pickin' on me. i'm weak and frail. no meat on my bones. pick on chesty or something. dumber guys are easier to catch.

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...and i break u over my knee, like so!!!


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WODIN

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posted December 27, 2000 07:16 AM

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Cover him in honey and let the red ants lose!

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Frackal

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posted December 27, 2000 01:28 PM

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Stick a thin electrified needle into the pain center of his brain so that his body dies because of pain/nervous system overload. Most painful way to go.


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The Shadow

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posted December 27, 2000 01:33 PM

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Place him and Bundy in the last remaining leper colony in the US.


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kat

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posted December 27, 2000 01:36 PM

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Make him get seasons tickets to the Argos and then crazy glue him to the seat.


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Puc

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posted December 27, 2000 01:53 PM

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I would lay in front of the proverbial bulldozer to save the asswipe!

Puc


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