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Slopain

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posted December 26, 2000 01:09 PM

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Tell me what you got for christmas, and whats going on for new years.

Now if I remember you had a girl with a baby? Right? Hows that going.

Update me on a real playas life, Im sucka free but I aint chou.

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posted December 26, 2000 01:16 PM

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hmm probably busy choking his chicken.

I wait..

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posted December 26, 2000 01:18 PM

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Well, I got a sport coat, a few shirts, some silk boxer shorts, cologne, and a hat. Things are going okay with my exgirlfriend, we talked for a while on Christmas Eve and came to an understanding of about what each of us wants (sex and nothing more for me) J/K. We will see each other and try and make things work. I was lucky enough to "meet" a couple of other girlies during the intermission to hold me over. My New Year's Eve plan is to take a few tabs of X, fuck the girlfriend for a few hours, then smoke some herb and welcome in the New Year. What do you have up your sleeve?


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posted December 26, 2000 01:25 PM

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what up slopey...you have a good x-mas?

girlfriend gave me a fat ralph lauren wallet, 30 minute message (for my back, prettty sweet huh?), a brooks bro dress shirt (tailored to fit my barrel chest, broad shoulders, and tapered wasp like waist...
the sweetest thing was a framed picture of us...and a dawson's creek coffee table book..

i got her a new laptop (company gave me one so it aint a big deal), nice prada case for it, and a killer mont blanc fountain pen (thanks monster!)...

folks gave me a car (mom's old camry) and a Tag watch that goes bling bling..

oh yeah, i went to church twice on chirstmas eve...this girl is a all the good things..

but she left this morning for nine days in london, and now i'm sad..nobody to kiss on new years...

damn this day is gonna go by slow...

whats up on your end?


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posted December 26, 2000 01:27 PM

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I was about to ask where our retarded friend from Alabama was and look what crawled out from under the trailer.


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posted December 26, 2000 01:33 PM

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what up good people?...im high as shit at work right now...aint nothing goin on....

maybe i shouldn't have taken that third mepergan...


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posted December 26, 2000 01:38 PM

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Thick: How old are you again I keep forgetting? I think your young (like me) so make sure and get a taste of many females before deciding which flavor suites you best! The new years sounds good for you. My will include lots of free flowing henn-dog, some fine herb (thank you!) and hours and hours of gambling. Craps and Blackjack baby. Its New Years in vegas!!

SB: My xmas was good I got from my girl: a coach leather wallet, xhibit and snoops new cd's, some nike cross trainers, a kenneth cole sweater (nice!), and one more thing Im forgetting. I got her a dope ass movado watch, dropped $650 for it. First time I ever bought something expensive for my girl. But it is nice. Does your TAG have a blue face or no? I like tag's especially the blue faced ones.

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posted December 26, 2000 01:43 PM

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I'm 25 years old and definitley have some quality fucking years under my belt and have many ahead of me as well. My girlfriend got me some cologne, a shirt and a hat. I got her some diamond earrings($400, on sale for $200) and her kid some toys. I've never gotten a girl a real gift either. I sent her flowers for the first time last week. I was'nt even sure how the process of ordering them worked.


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posted December 26, 2000 01:44 PM

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Whats going on in bama for new years son? Do you want to live there all your life? Do you have any plans of moving? Of coming to cali maybe? Im not puttin it down, just wondering.
well dont get me wrong I'z puts in down!

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posted December 26, 2000 01:46 PM

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lol @ thick, I am familiar with the process, you get on the freeway get off the off ramp and ask the guy how much for a dozen roses?

Him: Are you blind these aint roses
ME: Whatever limp-dick how much for the plants your holding?
Him:$20
Me:WTF? Your crazy Ill give you $5
Him: deal!

Everyones happy!

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posted December 26, 2000 01:47 PM

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LOL, here's an even better one: Could you imagine living in Alabama? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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posted December 26, 2000 01:49 PM

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you're high at work? I just got wired as hell.. i'm so bad.


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posted December 26, 2000 01:51 PM

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Ill expect 10 topics a minute from johnnyo thank goodness for flood protection. Unless hes scribbling a 8.5" x 11" paper trying to fill it up, or etcha-sketching.

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posted December 26, 2000 01:56 PM

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It was still in my wallet.. complete with razor, staw, and little mirror.. so i go.. hmm.. take a trip to the bathroom..

.. at least it will make the day go by a little more pleasant.


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posted December 26, 2000 01:56 PM

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Another funny part of the flower story is that she after they delivered them to her, she asked me if I wanted to come over and see them. My response: "NO, why don't you come over, we'll have a few drinks, then fuck like rabbits instead."


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posted December 26, 2000 01:57 PM

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I guess this means a restroom trip every 45minutes for the rest of the day?? Unless your drinking water, then it will have to be 30 mins.

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posted December 26, 2000 01:59 PM

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Thicky puttin the FUCK in Romantic.

Thick, you keep messin around with her, and your fuck toy will grow on you, youll have a kid that likes you a mama who needs you and your stuck. Youll get out but it will suck for a little while. Unless you LOVE her? Do you LOVE her thick?

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posted December 26, 2000 02:11 PM

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Come now, Slopain. Like I'd ever admit to LOVING a girl. lol. You must take me for a fool. Of course, I won't give you a yes or no. I am very good to her kid and he is getting attached to me, but she told me that she did'nt expect me to be a father to him. That is one thing I have though about over and over and kind of drove me away the first time. I don't want to do any thing to hurt the kid so I hope it works out with her. I will do everything in my power to ensure that the ydo.


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posted December 26, 2000 02:25 PM

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So you love her! Great! This christmas story warms my heart.

hahah (nelson laugh, simpsons)

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posted December 26, 2000 02:32 PM

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LOL, Hey she said those words to me first, so I said them back. Big deal. lol I think the conversation went something like this:
HER- "Thick, I am so in love with you."
Me- "Me too."

So, do you LOVE your girlfriend?

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posted December 26, 2000 02:37 PM

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Hey man, just cuz you said them don't make it true. I love the hell outta my girl, BUT I do have a problem with cheating: I like to do it. Its very conflicting for me, cuz I love her, but I cannot keep it in my pants!

Shes awesome though. I hope this is a stage I will grow out of, but damn I have been like this for quite a # of years now. Im kinda scared about marriage, dont want to be a cheating husband.

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posted December 26, 2000 02:42 PM

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I have never cheated on a girl that I considered my girlfriend. Of course, I have never had a girlfrined for more than 4 months either and only considered about 4 girls my girlfriend over the years. I do all my damage during the breaks. While we were apart for a month, I provided my services to a couple of deprived ladies. That's not cheating, though.


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