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 My Christmas BONUS is EMBARASSING!
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Guru 
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Ok, I received my Christmas bonus and I must say that the amount that I received is brutally horrific to say the least. I am too embarassed to even mention the frugalness of the gift. What a bunch of cheap testicle jugglers. ------------------     | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1369 |
How much??? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1137 |
The organisation I work for gives no Christmas bonus... some people don't even get more than time and a half for working Christmas day. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 680 |
FUck, I got 634 dollars they fucked me. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2503 |
I got wished a Merry Christmas from my company. I guess that was my bonus. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1292 |
at least you get one... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1174 |
I got 1k. I'm not unhappy. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3088 |
O.. ZERO! NAUGHT! NOTHING! .. too many non-christians working here to do that, they would complain... hey they complained when we used the same knife to cut the ham and the turkey at our last lunch, so yes they would complain. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1174 |
You make a pretty good base salary though... Johnny -- I'd trade my salary and bonus for your base salary... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1292 |
Hey J-O, sounds like youve got the same thing go'n on there that we do here. Do they call it a "Year End" party like the do here instead of a x-mas party???? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1174 |
I had a friend that once got a plastic pen with the company's name on the side of it for his Christmas bonus. I remember him walking down the street in the snow yelling "Merry Fuckin' Pen!!!" Funny shit. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 309 |
I feel pretty good about my Christmas bonus - 2 ounces of fine outdoor grown kind buds! Gotta love the boss. He did ask me not to tell anyone else in the company. Over the holiday I got a beautiful glass bong to enjoy my bonus with. Aahhhh. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4013 |
gearseeker we need to talk about uhh business!  I am ok with mine, it was 2k but I recieved a bonus about 2 months ago for 7.5k, so its hard to complain. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1292 |
You know what my fucking bonus was? They let us dress casual this week at work. All this and a shitty salary! Merry fucking christmas. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1174 |
I want a 7.5k bonus check! I've been getting plenty of base-salary increases, but still... A 7.5k bonus check would be pretty cool. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3088 |
It was a year end lunch... with another year end dinner snack at 5:30 for those in fasting. yeah no christmas bonus didn't hurt me.. I spent about 1K on gifts, and only probably put $300 on the credit cards. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1645 |
at my job most of the guys make between 2-4k during the holiday season....people just throw money at us ......
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 579 |
I get a fucking turkey and if we didn't give those to our producers, I'd probably get zilch! Nobody has ever accused Frank "frugal to a fault" Perdue of being a generous s.o.b. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 657 |
I got a warm handshake from the janitor. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1300 |
I got a "merry christmas." unless u are of high standing in the company u don't get a christmas bonus.........im just a little peon hourly worker. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2104 |
I did not get a DIME and I am in Lower MGMT and my Co. is going to NET a little over 2billion this year. Now that is Cheap! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 664 |
I got 10 bucks baby! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 38 |
Bonus, what's a bonus? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 143 |
I'm not in a career, I'm just a guy workin in a warehouse and I got 800 bills! I was happy, to say the least. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1808 |
ill just say that mine was pathetic too. $137.00. can you believe that? i wasnt expecting one but we get this long letter about how we will be getting quarterly bonuses based on production etc. EAT ME! the company is skimming the surface trying to stay afloat and they want to give bonuses that just serve to piss everyone off. merry christmas cheap bastards, and to top it off, we had processed turkey and mashed potatoes....while corporate had a catered party with an open bar and dancing. hmm.....and bring a date too? i couldnt even bring a doggy bag!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 324 |
I got $0.00 and the company would have gone under about 6 months ago if not for my presence (The Truth). We call that "gratitude." -Warik | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 486 |
Damn, I got an umbrella and $3000. I think we know how that money is going to be spent..  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 753 |
i work for a major long distance company and i got a calling card good for an hour. hey thanks i really appreciate it. maybe i will call the corporate office for an hour and tell them about how cheap they are. merry christmas to everyone by the way. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 3 |
I got a nail clipper | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 585 |
We get ours in September...for Christmas got a $50 Gift Cert for the grocery store. At this time of year I'm happy with that....I'm an easy person to please. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2392 |
I got nothing. Zero, zilch, squat, denada. I would hav killed for a nail clipper! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1308 |
I got $50...not bad for a small business that is just keeping its head above water. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1359 |
Got nada this year. I should have eatten more at the Christmas party. Blacky, that $50 wasn't a bonus, it was for the desk table dances(j/k) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 186 |
I got 140 from my boss down at the flower store after being there about 2 months. Also got my job secured for a little while longer than the others who are gettin laid off, which is worth more to me than the $$. Paid off to go in at 6am for 4 weekends straight. ------------------ |
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