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Chat & Conversation X-Mas party, office style!
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Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 566 |
Well tonight was the office party at a bar...and so many fucked up things happened that i wanted to write them up so i wouldn't forget once i go to sleep, well here goes... (and K is you're reading this you'll guess who is who!) I got there at about 9, fashionably late, about 1 hour... sit down and notice some ppl are already plastered, so i sat and drank a bit and ate... the girls were looking fine, and the alcool was flowing!!! (free all night for employes of my gym!) so once everyone was done eating we got to talking and messing around, lots of drinking going on... for example i had: a sex on the beach, 2 cranberry vodkas, 2 JD shooters, a bunch of blowjobs and juicy pussy shots, vodka and lime shots, some wine and lots bailey's, and i can't take much alcool or i puke! So anyways, everyone was having a good time and fooling around, this one girl tho, we'll call her "Packer's Cheerleader" was messing around with me, sitting on me feeling me off and shit like that... but not only with me, she was jumping from me to another guy we'll call him "Vatican boy". So at one point she's sitting in his lap and mine at the same time, so i go to him, "tag team"?, he goes yeah!... she heard and turned around and like laughed or something (i don't remember)... anyways, then we drank more, she stayed around the other guy more so i went after another victim, we'll call her "long haired biatch". She asked me to go with her to another party in another bar after, so i said fine, but you can't drive cuz you're smashed... so i gave her some taxi money and told her to hang on to it, so she says that's sweet and she kisses me on both cheeks, then i told her that two kisses on the cheeks cost 10$ ( i gave her 20 ), for 20 she'd have to give two more... then she did, but then she went for the lips and i made out with her for a very short bit. Seeing she was a weak prey i returned to the Packer's Cheerleader for some challenge, i shared some chocolate with her and was feeding it to her, then she started sucking my fingers, so i kissed her, and we made out for a very short bit. After that we drank more and more and more, and took out the cigars, so she stole mine and i pretended to get pissed at her and we started giving each other attitude... anyways, then she dared me to let me have her hands in my pants... but i didn't want cuz everyone was around and she's my coworker... so i said no, then she kissed me and bit me! turn on! but later she went for the pants again and this time i let her, so she was feeling me off (30% boned) and then i really had to fuck her. then we were all about to leave for that other bar, when Vatican boy decided to make out with other coworkers such as "Latina heat" and "Long haired biatch", then Packer Cheerleader saw this and she got jealous so she asked the gay guy to drive her home. thinking he just wanted any ass, not necessarily her's, pissed her off. anyways, then we ended up not going to that bar and all ended up at the gym, but our boss wouldn't let us stay and everyone was fucked up and nobody was going nowhere and i wasn't drunk anymore and i was getting pissed... so i told "long haired biatch": gimme my money back, i'm getting out of here... then my boss saw i was pissed and he drove me home. But i knew there was going to be a party at the gym, so i called back a cab and went back to the gym. It was only the cool employes, so we chilled there for a while... now it's 4:30 and I'm home, I don't ever want to go back to work and have to face these ppl again! i can already hear them gossip. good thing i work nights, i don't have to deal with these ppl. i'm terrified! ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 448 |
Fuck the gosip, you're a PIMP! You should have pulled one of them though. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 556 |
Whats up with those drinks bro? Have a nice Coors Light & a shot of Cuervo. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 667 |
Ya Roiddog, I'm with ya on that one... Glad you had a good time though... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1094 |
My christmas party was the bomb!!! It was at warehouse in Montreal that was well furnished and well equipped. Live band, casino and lots of drugs. All was free! Boy I love my work! I work for an online casino by the way..... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 566 |
Yeah my taste in alcool is a little "out there" anything that doesn't taste like it really, as long as I'm nice and wasted! ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 334 |
Watch out for the sexual harassment suits when they get pissed off at you later..... ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1102 |
We started a bar fight at our office party -- the owner of the company was the first one jackin people -- it was the most memorable office holiday party I've ever had. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 566 |
Hey thanks guys, buy the way Steelheart where is that warehouse in Montreal. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1094 |
I think it was call "The Living Room" Its near Jean-talon beside the Orange Julep. |
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