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 A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER FROM EL ASS-O WIPE-O!!!
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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i wish u all a day filled with shit eating and piss drinking. my your fingernails fall off and your genitals shrink into a salty beef jerky like treat. i shall pee on each and everyone of your stocking with care, with the stench of el ass-o wipe-os shit in the air. please cut off your right arm and send them to me: el ass-o wipe-o eat my ass, and may your holidays be the shittiest of all eternity. good day to you elite members,sincerly el ass-o wipe-o, oh..and i can't spell for shit either! merry fuckin christmas!!!!!! ------------------     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Thats very kind of you. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1797 |
damn, the first 2 i got covered year round, so thanks for the extra holiday cheer. cant wait to see my stocking tomorrow morning. maybe something dead inside it too? hehehe  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 643 |
Is it just me or does any one else think that El Ass-o Wipe-o might be a good lay? | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3020 |
He's certainly a flirt. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 539 |
don't you celebrate "boxing day" or something up there? What exactly is boxing day? Prove to us that you are really Canadian, and explain. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 543 |
boxing day is the day that we like to take americans and stuff them into a little box, keep them under our beds and have them please us when the time is right. i have named mine steve. he is a strapping young lad who likes guns, snakes, beating his cracker spawn and fearing the wrath of god. he's a good ol' boy, never meanin no harm. well i hope this helped u out. now go slam your nut sack in the fridge door and cry me a river.  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 615 |
Fuck me this is funny as shit. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1094 |
have u ever thought about killing yourself? no? well u should. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 543 |
if i killed myself who would leed the sheep (that would be people like you) to the promise land? insted of saying something so stupid maybe next time just jab your nuts with an ice pick. stupid monkey. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 525 |
Ok. I jabbed my nuts with an ice pick. Now what? BTW your song still sucks frozen shit logs... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 981 |
Who's the friend we all wish we had? el ass-o wipe-o Who's shit do we want to eat? el ass-o wipe-o Who's puss-infested genital sores are the best to lick up and down? el ass-o wipe-o Who's body odor could raise a phalanx of mummies and recently deceased canines equiped to conquer that pesky little country known to the ignorant as America? el ass-o wipe-o Who is he? Is he Santa Clause? Is he George Spellwin? Is he E2 in disguise? No, he is all of those and more. He is el ass-o wipe-o the wise!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! envious, ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 543 |
el ass-o wipe-o shall set u free brother. now take my hand and shove it down your bikini briefs and let me tickle your wee wee for good measure. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1291 |
Although I do think your a complete fucking moron, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Hope Santa fucks you in the ass on the way out, since it's obvious that's what you desire, hehehe!! May the coal in your stocking be lit, catching you house on fire...may your ass be flossed, with lots of barbed wire. 'TIL NEXT TIME...STILL A PROUD, CAPITALIST AMERICAN, ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1289 |
heck yea badkins.. capitalist american!! woohoo | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 480 |
Keep on kicking man. God Bless you and have a Merry Christmas. B True |
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